Put your work funnies here

SBmini

Saw this on Reddit... it belongs in this thread

RebeccaB88

I live in a town where things always happen on the day they're supposed to happen. Halloween is on Halloween and 4th of July fireworks are on July 4th. Period. City government sees no reason to change anything and people can decide for themselves if they want to participate. So, having Halloween on any other day than October 31 is completely foreign to me, and I think kinda silly. ******************************************************************** Paragraph split...stupid TK*************I get asked all the time at work 'do you have a bathroom?' or 'do you know where the bathroom is?' Uh, no we just hold it all day, or go out back behind the dumpster. I just work here, I have no idea where it is.

jdluvr06

When I was in college I worked in an ice cream store and one night in December a woman called and asked if we still sold ice cream.

pinkshorts27

RebeccaB88 said:

I live in a town where things always happen on the day they're supposed to happen. Halloween is on Halloween and 4th of July fireworks are on July 4th. Period. City government sees no reason to change anything and people can decide for themselves if they want to participate. So, having Halloween on any other day than October 31 is completely foreign to me, and I think kinda silly. ******************************************************************** Paragraph split...stupid TK*************I get asked all the time at work 'do you have a bathroom?' or 'do you know where the bathroom is?' Uh, no we just hold it all day, or go out back behind the dumpster. I just work here, I have no idea where it is.

That is generally how I ask about the bathroom at places where I'm not sure if it is open to the public. So my "Excuse me, do you have a bathroom?" generally that means "Is the bathroom you have open to the public and where is it?"