My co-worker is out today because her daughter is home sick with strep throat (fairly normal for a five-year-old) and scarlet fever. I didn't even know people still GOT scarlet fever!
Also, I am researching Rolodexes and business card filers, because even in 2014, I want to file the business cards I get from people rather than enter them into my Outlook and then chuck them.
It's 2014, but apparently, my office is back in 1914.
I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'