Trying to come up with fun offbeat wording for my wedding invitations. Its a destination beach wedding, trying to create a sense of fun and relaxation... I have for the RSVP YES, "Bags packed and ready to go!" I was thinking for the REGRET, "The airline lost our luggage last time, regretfully we must decline." I suppose it's hard to have a regret that doesn't sound solemn but is this too wordy? How can I make it wittier? Please feel free to share your own offbeat wording, I would LOVE to see what others have come up with!