Get ready for "...but Kim and Kanye did it!"

ZiggyZos

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/everything-we-know-about-kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-s-wedding-170106096.html

They will apparently be legally married before their "wedding" in France. 

Seriously people. If Kim Kardashian is doing it, it has trainwreck and WRONG written all over it. 

(I'm clearly procrastinating/bored at work.)

countrygirl061513

And don't forget for them to be legally married in France, they have to have 2 more ceremonies. Who in the world needs to be legally married in 2 separate countries, unless they are going to bless us and move to France permanently. We can only hope.

So not looking forward to bride's using this excuse.

JCbride2015

I'm pretty sure this is the best reason possible to never have a PPD.

lyndausvi

In their defense... wait did I just say that?.   In France you have to have separate  civil and religious ceremonies.   

It's been reported they need another civil ceremony in France too.  That doesn't make any sense to me, but whatever.  

They are not trying to hide anything, so its all good to me.

Maggie0829

lyndausvi said:

In their defense... wait did I just say that?.   In France you have to have separate  civil and religious ceremonies.   

It's been reported they need another civil ceremony in France too.  That doesn't make any sense to me, but whatever.  

They are not trying to hide anything, so its all good to me.

This is very true as for many countries in Europe.

But I also think they are then having another "wedding" back home.  I think the grand total comes to like 4 or something.

But in the end, anyone who wants to do things just like Kim and Kanye have bigger issues then just having a PPD.

VulgarGirl

If Kim and Kayne do something, that's a really excellent reason to not do that same thing. Sex tapes, reality shows, most of Kim's wardrobe, beating people up, PPDs, really just whatever they do, do the opposite.

tabathafaye

Let's not disgrace our boards by posting about them LOL

HisGirlFriday13

Could someone someone someone PLEEEEEEEASE explain to me why in the ever-loving fucking hell they need two ceremonies in France IF THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING LEGALLY MARRIED IN THE U.S.?!?

I understand the two ceremony things for normal Europeans. I get that.

But if they are already legally married in the US and the French ceremony is merely symbolic, why do they need a legal ceremony in France?!?

Also, how can they have a legal ceremony in France if they're already legally married?!?

Wine. I need wine.

KGold80

HisGirlFriday13 said:

Could someone someone someone PLEEEEEEEASE explain to me why in the ever-loving fucking hell they need two ceremonies in France IF THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING LEGALLY MARRIED IN THE U.S.?!?

I understand the two ceremony things for normal Europeans. I get that.

But if they are already legally married in the US and the French ceremony is merely symbolic, why do they need a legal ceremony in France?!?

Also, how can they have a legal ceremony in France if they're already legally married?!?

Wine. I need wine.

Because Kim and Kanye are speshul and klassy.

lyndausvi

HisGirlFriday13 said:

Could someone someone someone PLEEEEEEEASE explain to me why in the ever-loving fucking hell they need two ceremonies in France IF THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING LEGALLY MARRIED IN THE U.S.?!? I understand the two ceremony things for normal Europeans. I get that. But if they are already legally married in the US and the French ceremony is merely symbolic, why do they need a legal ceremony in France?!? Also, how can they have a legal ceremony in France if they're already legally married?!? Wine. I need wine.

Million Dollar question.

I though France's residence requirements were 40-45 days?  So  I get the US wedding in that case, but that doesn't answer how they need the france one if they already had a US one.

 I thought  they were in the states last week so how could they meet the residency requirements?

RebeccaB88

Kimye is living proof that money cannot buy you class, sense, or taste. Or smarts.

theexactlee

"Kim and Kanye" did it could possibly be the worst excuse in the world. This needs to stop immediately. 

CMGragain

...but, if it's on TV, it must be OK, right?  I think I'll have a PPD with a big fat gypsy wedding dress, even though I'm not Roma.  Won't that look wonderful? All the men will wear tuxedos with electric Christmas tree lights on the glow-in-the-dark vests, and I want peacocks and a butterfly release.  I'll hire professional dancers and dress them up as my bridesmaids, so they'll all look good.  Then I'll perform a love song to my FI, er, I mean DH, and the dancers will be my back-up.  I can't afford an open bar, so we'll just have a cash bar.  People will understand.  There will have to be a five hour gap, of course, but nobody will mind because I'm speshul and they all love me.
I sure hope my guests pay attention to my gift registry that I put in my invitations, because I want to go on a cruise, and the Honeyfund will pay for it.

sophhabobopha

KLASSY 

lovesclimbing

Didn't someone say he owned an apartment in France?  Call it an extended vacation and go to France for a month and a half, for crying out loud.  You're rich, you can afford it.

(Not excusing the whole PPD-ness of it, even if they did do that.)

JellyBean52513

HisGirlFriday13 said:

Could someone someone someone PLEEEEEEEASE explain to me why in the ever-loving fucking hell they need two ceremonies in France IF THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING LEGALLY MARRIED IN THE U.S.?!? I understand the two ceremony things for normal Europeans. I get that. But if they are already legally married in the US and the French ceremony is merely symbolic, why do they need a legal ceremony in France?!? Also, how can they have a legal ceremony in France if they're already legally married?!? Wine. I need wine.

The answer to your question: the first two bolded need's should actually say want. THAT is why they're having two ceremonies in France. They just want their wedding to be a French event.

The third bolded need is appropriate

HisGirlFriday13

JellyBean52513 said:

HisGirlFriday13 said:

Could someone someone someone PLEEEEEEEASE explain to me why in the ever-loving fucking hell they need two ceremonies in France IF THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING LEGALLY MARRIED IN THE U.S.?!?

I understand the two ceremony things for normal Europeans. I get that.

But if they are already legally married in the US and the French ceremony is merely symbolic, why do they need a legal ceremony in France?!?

Also, how can they have a legal ceremony in France if they're already legally married?!?

Wine. I need wine.

The answer to your question: the first two bolded need's should actually say want. THAT is why they're having two ceremonies in France. They just want their wedding to be a French event.

The third bolded need is appropriate

Well yes. There is that.

The first bride who comes on here and justifies anything with 'but Kim Kardashian did it!!' is getting asked by me, 'she also got peed on in a sex video, which is what made her famous, and she got pregnant to Kanye while married to another man. You gonna do those, too?'

HisGirlFriday13

Thanks, @Schatzi13!

PrincessOfHavoc

If it's anything the Kartrashian Kult dreams up, it's a bad idea.

When you make Britney Spears look sane and rational, you are too messed up.

First "but Kim did it" is getting asked for proof of a nastier than usual sex tape released by their mother. Then they can use the claim.

I will still mock them.