UM. I'm just going to go ahead and leave this here.

ashley8918

For today's installment of "Rude Bitches Saying (Texting) Rude Bitch Things": http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/76758/craziness-autocorrect/

VulgarGirl

You know she whines to all of her friends that there are no good men out there and she'll never find love.

HisGirlFriday13

Oh.

My.

God.

pinkcow13

LMAO wow.....

VulgarGirl

I tried to discuss Sue's abortion, but he just wouldn't let me!

chkmeowt

dang, my work filter blocks DYAC because it is "tasteless"

jenna8984

Bahahahahaha I can't believe his response was so nice and not "eat shit and die" like mine would have been.

KatieinBkln

Jesus Christ.

Or maybe Oy vey is more fitting. This poor man. His initial response to her tirade was so perfectly polite, too. I like to believe he'll find someone lovely VERY SOON.

(Also: the most absurd thing to me was the way she shoehorns her antisemitism into something as simple as a dinner order. I have certainly NEVER changed my mind about what I'm about to eat innocently, but then again I'm not Jewish so maybe it wouldn't matter to her...disgusting.)

jdluvr06

Lmao!!! I was having the worst morning and that just made my day.

phira

Is this real?

ashley8918

MagicInk said:

I tried to discuss Sue's abortion, but he just wouldn't let me!

GOD. What a rude jerk!

ashley8918

debmonn said:

dang, my work filter blocks DYAC because it is "tasteless"

Enjoy

ashley8918

phira said:

Is this real?

Supposedly, but i'm having a really hard time believing it. Nobody can be THAT rude, right? RIGHT?!

phira

ashley8918 said:

phira said:

Is this real?

Supposedly, but i'm having a really hard time believing it. Nobody can be THAT rude, right? RIGHT?!

I mean, I know people CAN be that rude. And I know people CAN be that racist (there's been a resurgence of anti-Semitism lately). But like ... REALLY? Passive-aggressively ordering salad is a Jewish thing? Wha?

FiancB

smalfrie19

ashley8918 said:

phira said:

Is this real?

Supposedly, but i'm having a really hard time believing it. Nobody can be THAT rude, right? RIGHT?!

I would like to believe this sometimes...and then I realize I am just kidding myself.

ashley8918

phira said:

ashley8918 said:

phira said:

Is this real?

Supposedly, but i'm having a really hard time believing it. Nobody can be THAT rude, right? RIGHT?!

I mean, I know people CAN be that rude. And I know people CAN be that racist (there's been a resurgence of anti-Semitism lately). But like ... REALLY? Passive-aggressively ordering salad is a Jewish thing? Wha?

Stupid Box

Exactly! WHAT.THE.FUCK?

Simky906

That lady is crazy! Why would she think that was in any way acceptable behavior on her part?

KatieinBkln

Also, the first time I got too caught up in the insanity, but...which part was autocorrected? I heartily wish that it were possible to autocorrect this person's entire life, but that doesn't seem likely.

theartistformerlyknownas

"No, I hoped you'd order a salad cuz I think you're fat."

KeptInStitches

*blinks*

Special.

sarawifenow

There's no way this can be real.

hikebikebemerry

Wow.

Just....

Wow. What a peach.

FiancB

Part of me says there's no way someone can be this crazy, but then otoh you just can't make this shit up.

grumbledore

"Please don't contact me again.". I loled so hard.

mrsmorales2be

I love how she decided that she will condescend to grace him with her presence on Friday.

He handled that like a champ.  Hope he finds someone amazing soon, and that she finds exactly what she deserves, the sweet, special snowflake!

wandajune6

Thank you! Loved this!

That guy's amazing. Soooo far out of her league!

CamiSelene

AuroraRose41

Wow. How would someone ever think that they would get another date with someone else after sending them those messages? I just made this face at work:

ladyamanuet

Man I can't decide if it is worse if that is real or if it fake.... She clearly doesn't have kids and should not date anyone who has kids. My dad had an ex that was the same way - couldn't understand why my dad's kids were a priority over her. She's an ex for a reason, and that's only one of them The Jewish stuff I just have to ignore or my head might explode..... Edited for formatting that TK doesn't want to provide... there were paragraphs, I promise

ashley8918

flantastic said:

I think one of the most offensive things to me in that series of texts was her lack of parallel structure in her numbering system.

OMG, I KNOW. That drove me NUTS. CANT.DEAL.