So, I'm back from Maternity Leave

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, it means I now have time to come on TK. So what have I missed? I mean other than the important shit that I already knew about...anything happen over here?
I see there are a shit ton of newbs...I can't tell you how much that excites me.
Alright folks...entertain me and keep me from sobbing my eyes out. I really would rather be home with this guy:
sorry, it won't let me make it smaller.
"Stuart was scared, but he loved Margalo, Mommy. And there is nothing bigger than love." -The Bean
"His farts smell like Satan's asshole mixed with a skunk's vagina. But it's okay, because I love him." -CSousa