Biting

sarawifenow

daria24 said:

9 games + 4 months is way to light IMO. It's his third time doing this bullshit. It's not HARD to NOT BITE PEOPLE. Dude needs to wear a Hannibal Lector mask when he plays.

pinkshorts27

SaraBrideSoon said:

@pinkshorts27-- I just can't with that video! I have a problem!

What's wrong with my video? I think it is hilariously and very sadly true. John Oliver has some good stuff.

buttercup1958

There was actually a bar in norway taking bets whether this guy was going to bite again. It was 1:126 so several people left that place happy! haha

sarawifenow

pinkshorts27 said:

SaraBrideSoon said:

@pinkshorts27-- I just can't with that video! I have a problem!

What's wrong with my video? I think it is hilariously and very sadly true. John Oliver has some good stuff.

No the one of him biting that guy on the soccer field! It is just so out there that someone would do that in front of millions of viewers!

pinkshorts27

SaraBrideSoon said:

pinkshorts27 said:

SaraBrideSoon said:

@pinkshorts27-- I just can't with that video! I have a problem!

What's wrong with my video? I think it is hilariously and very sadly true. John Oliver has some good stuff.

No the one of him biting that guy on the soccer field! It is just so out there that someone would do that in front of millions of viewers!

He has to have some serious problems. On that note, GO USA! I love watching our national anthem on TV, but boy does demspy look nervous/sick today.

PrincessOfHavoc

larrygaga said:

lolo883 said:

Soccer players are weird in general.

We are big wings fans, and FI also loves soccer. I think soccer is rather embarassing.

I mean, who in the hell bites? Punch the guy in the face like a f***ing man

Hockey players bite. And try to castrate other players from behind with their stick. And coaches crotch grab in tantrums.

Granted, we probably have the most insane coach here, but yeah.

Maggie0829

PrincessOfHavoc said:

lolo883 said:

Soccer players are weird in general.

We are big wings fans, and FI also loves soccer. I think soccer is rather embarassing.

I mean, who in the hell bites? Punch the guy in the face like a f***ing man

Hockey players bite. And try to castrate other players from behind with their stick. And coaches crotch grab in tantrums. Granted, we probably have the most insane coach here, but yeah.

Oh...my

PrincessOfHavoc

Wasn't that all over when he did that? Joel Quenville was furious about a no call or something and bam, tantrum.

Hey, I'm all for anyone who makes Roy look sane.

JCbride2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxU-cQvmi-k

mellowmarshmallow

PrincessOfHavoc said:

Wasn't that all over when he did that? Joel Quenville was furious about a no call or something and bam, tantrum. Hey, I'm all for anyone who makes Roy look sane.

Don't fool yourself. No one can make Roy look sane, except maybe Ed Belfor. (Blues fan here!)

Funny story about Coach Q. My mom is a huge fan of his- as in still has a framed pic of her with him from a fundraiser when he was the Blues coach 10+ years ago. Apparently the mustache really does it for her. She was SCANDALIZED when she saw the video of him grabbing his crotch. She said she might have to take down his picture now. Oh, the horror!

PrincessOfHavoc

Yeah, but Roy being crazy is generally entertaining. And the team may have blown up in the playoffs, but they didn't suck as bad as the prior season.

Besides, I'm a diehard Avs fan.

Viczaesar

pinkshorts27 said:

*For those that don't follow soccer, the picture in the OP was his first incident I believe (maybe his second), but definitely not the incident that happened in the World Cup.  

He is being investigated and charged by FIFA. Minimum ban is 2 games, maximum is 24 (which is 2 years). Since it is his third incident (bans of 7 and 10 games previously), I really hope he gets the maximum ban. I learned not to bite people on the field before I was allowed to play, so this is seriously ridiculous.  I also hope his premier team drops him, but mostly because I want Liverpool to be better than that. 

He also had an intentional handball last year to block a goal in the box against Ghana (who I do not love, GO USA), which knocked them out. He got a red card for that, but I still feel it is cheap. He has also been in trouble for racial slurs. So as you can imagine, he's a real peach. 

What is the worst about all of this is that his interviews denied that he bit the opponent this time. You have a reputation for biting, you made the clear motion of biting him, teeth marks could be seen on the guys shoulder, you fell to the ground grabbing your teeth. Yet, you expect us to believe that his (unmoving) shoulder hit your teeth. Yes, clearly that is what happened. /s 

/end rant

I love soccer and am a USA and Timbers fan. Other teams I root for include: FC Barcelona, Argentina (Go Messi!), Germany, Ireland, ManU. FI is a ManU fan, so I root for them because of him.

That was my favorite part by far.  It would have been such beautiful poetic justice if he knocked out his own front teeth in the process of biting someone else! 

hellosweetie1015

pinkshorts27 said:

Um. That's a bite.

I mean, I can't BLAME him though. He bit an Italian this time, right? Italian boys *are* kind of delicious. He might have taken it tooooooooooooooooooo far (a wee bit) but FI's "Italian", and I bite HIS shoulder all the time.

ETA: I am (mostly) TOTALLY kidding. I just think it's so f*&#ing funny that I can't help but joke about it.

JCbride2015

CaitTDid23 said:

pinkshorts27 said:

Um. That's a bite.

I mean, I can't BLAME him though. He bit an Italian this time, right? Italian boys *are* kind of delicious. He might have taken it tooooooooooooooooooo far (a wee bit) but FI's "Italian", and I bite HIS shoulder all the time.

ETA: I am (mostly) TOTALLY kidding. I just think it's so f*&#ing funny that I can't help but joke about it.

Fi's Italian, and he LOVES biting during sexy time.  Maybe the other dude enjoyed it?

hellosweetie1015

JCbride2015 said:

CaitTDid23 said:

pinkshorts27 said:

Um. That's a bite.

I mean, I can't BLAME him though. He bit an Italian this time, right? Italian boys *are* kind of delicious. He might have taken it tooooooooooooooooooo far (a wee bit) but FI's "Italian", and I bite HIS shoulder all the time.

ETA: I am (mostly) TOTALLY kidding. I just think it's so f*&#ing funny that I can't help but joke about it.

Fi's Italian, and he LOVES biting during sexy time.  Maybe the other dude enjoyed it?

There's NO telling. He LOOKED ill about it, but then Fi would probably be ill if I bit out of the privacy of his apartment, hahaha. I thought the biter was Uruguayan (?) though, haha, and the bitee was the Italian? 

(ETA: I think I may have completely confused myself... and I don't want to ask for the clarification I need to straighten myself out....)

pinkshorts27

CaitTDid23 said:

JCbride2015 said:

CaitTDid23 said:

pinkshorts27 said:

Um. That's a bite.

I mean, I can't BLAME him though. He bit an Italian this time, right? Italian boys *are* kind of delicious. He might have taken it tooooooooooooooooooo far (a wee bit) but FI's "Italian", and I bite HIS shoulder all the time.

ETA: I am (mostly) TOTALLY kidding. I just think it's so f*&#ing funny that I can't help but joke about it.

Fi's Italian, and he LOVES biting during sexy time.  Maybe the other dude enjoyed it?

There's NO telling. He LOOKED ill about it, but then Fi would probably be ill if I bit out of the privacy of his apartment, hahaha. I thought the biter was Uruguayan (?) though, haha, and the bitee was the Italian? 

(ETA: I think I may have completely confused myself... and I don't want to ask for the clarification I need to straighten myself out....)

CaitTDid23 The person who was biten was Italian, and Suerez (who committed the biting) was on Uruguay.  Hope that helps

arrippa

larrygaga said:

lolo883 said:

Soccer players are weird in general.

We are big wings fans, and FI also loves soccer. I think soccer is rather embarassing.

I mean, who in the hell bites? Punch the guy in the face like a f***ing man