So we got a new kitty about a month ago. She's wicked adorable, doesn't have any bad habits except if you're doing something she doesn't like she'll look you right in the eye as she slow motion "bites" you. I say bites in quotations because it's in such slow motion it doesn't hurt.
Anyway. The point of the story - please feel free to laugh at my stupidity.
Last night kitten knocked a glass off the counter. I heard it crash at like 2 am and ran downstairs to clean it up before she hurt herself but then was wide awake until like, 7. Fast forward to when my alarm does NOT go off and I wake up at 8:30. I live about 45 minutes from work and I start at 9. I'm rushing around like a chicken with my head cut off and what do I do? I give kitty a scoop full of treats instead of a scoop full of dry food, and then when I realize I'm holding the treat bag and not the food bag, I drop it - spilling treats everywhere.
So I accept defeat for the morning, go to brush my teeth and what do I do? Put deodorant on my tooth brush.
And that, my friends, is why Wine Wednesday turned into Double Rum and Coke Wednesdays that started at 9:30 AM.
ETA: TK won't give my paragraphs back and I'm a little annoyed about it.
ETA Again: Look, it's my kitty in a box.