Seriously??

LauraMay23

This tshirt keeps popping up in my news feed.
Is it just me or is it one of the worst bride tshirts yet?
Who wants to wear a tshirt that talks about their future husbands exes?
all i see is - 'he may have banged other girls,but now he's only going to bang me'

Maggie0829

Yeah, that is pretty horrible.

And how exactly is she preparing to be his last?  By dragging him to the clinic to get tested for STDs?

climbingsingle

This popped up in my news feed too. My FSIL posted it. Ugh. 

banana468

Ew!

I'm not a fan of anything that advertises a possible insecurity. What's next? A shirt that says, "Dear MIL, he only had contact with your vagina once!"

hellohkb

This too has showed up in my newsfeed. It's awful!

[Deleted User]

Yeahhhhh.... no thanks.

peachy13

my eyes hurt reading this shirt

goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826

Yeah no thanks.  Also, who's going to take the time to read that shirt in real life?  It's a freakin' novel.

chibiyui

I hate all bride related shirts. Anything that proclaims you're true love soul mates or that you're super special cause you got someone else to enter a legally binding contract with you draws my ire. 

ohannabelle

That really just makes my ass ache. God. No.

HaileyDancingbear

I think the most irritating shit to me is the whole "Maybe I'm too late to be his first" part- as if that's a bad thing. I'm so sick of so many people getting all bent out of shape over who their SO was with before them, as if they were just supposed to look into the future and be like "Oh I better not show any interest in anyone ever because in a year and a half I'll meet insecure brat and she'll be mad at me for not being a virgin."  (This totally applies to both genders, I'm just being gender specific because the shirt is)

If you really love someone as they are now, you're willing to forgive them for their past, especially over something as petty as who they've fucked.  Also, I don't see the draw of being a guy's first.  Sorry you missed out on that awkward two minutes where he had no idea what he was doing because good sex takes practice.  I'm glad FI knew what he was doing by the time he met me.

thisismynickname2

HaileyDancingbear said:

I think the most irritating shit to me is the whole "Maybe I'm too late to be his first" part- as if that's a bad thing. I'm so sick of so many people getting all bent out of shape over who their SO was with before them, as if they were just supposed to look into the future and be like "Oh I better not show any interest in anyone ever because in a year and a half I'll meet insecure brat and she'll be mad at me for not being a virgin."  (This totally applies to both genders, I'm just being gender specific because the shirt is)

If you really love someone as they are now, you're willing to forgive them for their past, especially over something as petty as who they've fucked.  Also, I don't see the draw of being a guy's first.  Sorry you missed out on that awkward two minutes where he had no idea what he was doing because good sex takes practice.  I'm glad FI knew what he was doing by the time he met me.

Hahah.... all this.

My FI and I have not ever discussed numbers. He was married once before and that's all that's important to know, besides the fact that we're STD-free.  I'm glad he's never asked my number because it's not exactly... low. Not Sex and the City sky-high type numbers, but more than what women's magazines claim is the national average.  

Marzipan13

Whatever happened to being thankful and happy that you & DH ended up being each other's match right now??  Why do brides insist on focusing on the past?????????????

etf: wording; brain-dead today

tammym1001

My sister's ex-husband's best man had t-shirts made for his bachelor party that listed all of his ex's names in a column. Then there was a center column that listed the crazy shit they did. The third column had "results" - they were all he dumped them. My sister's name was at the bottom of the shirt (after about 10 other girls). Her middle column said "cooks and cleans". The result was "he's marrying her". I know he thought it was funny, but it was seriously the most sexist thing I had ever seen and pretty disrespectful to my sister.

chibiyui

tammym1001 said:

My sister's ex-husband's best man had t-shirts made for his bachelor party that listed all of his ex's names in a column. Then there was a center column that listed the crazy shit they did. The third column had "results" - they were all he dumped them. My sister's name was at the bottom of the shirt (after about 10 other girls). Her middle column said "cooks and cleans". The result was "he's marrying her". I know he thought it was funny, but it was seriously the most sexist thing I had ever seen and pretty disrespectful to my sister.

That is all kinds of fucked up. I kinda want to dick punch your sisters ex-husbands best man. Do you know where I can find him, or if I turn on my douchebag detector, will it automatically home in on him?

tammym1001

chibiyui said:

tammym1001 said:

My sister's ex-husband's best man had t-shirts made for his bachelor party that listed all of his ex's names in a column. Then there was a center column that listed the crazy shit they did. The third column had "results" - they were all he dumped them. My sister's name was at the bottom of the shirt (after about 10 other girls). Her middle column said "cooks and cleans". The result was "he's marrying her". I know he thought it was funny, but it was seriously the most sexist thing I had ever seen and pretty disrespectful to my sister.

That is all kinds of fucked up. I kinda want to dick punch your sisters ex-husbands best man. Do you know where I can find him, or if I turn on my douchebag detector, will it automatically home in on him?

I would love to tell you where he lives because I hate him. This only touches on his douchiness! I'm certain that your douchebag detector had his picture on the box when you bought it.

Marzipan13

tammym1001 said:

My sister's ex-husband's best man had t-shirts made for his bachelor party that listed all of his ex's names in a column. Then there was a center column that listed the crazy shit they did. The third column had "results" - they were all he dumped them. My sister's name was at the bottom of the shirt (after about 10 other girls). Her middle column said "cooks and cleans". The result was "he's marrying her". I know he thought it was funny, but it was seriously the most sexist thing I had ever seen and pretty disrespectful to my sister.

Okay, so what you do now is make a t-shirt with 3 columns, but only 1 row.  Put his name in the first one, put his many offenses in the 2nd one (sounds like you may need an extra-long shirt for this), and put "divorced" in the third column.  Send it to him on his birthday, Christmas, your pick.

slothiegal

Um, ew.

tammym1001 said:

My sister's ex-husband's best man had t-shirts made for his bachelor party that listed all of his ex's names in a column. Then there was a center column that listed the crazy shit they did. The third column had "results" - they were all he dumped them. My sister's name was at the bottom of the shirt (after about 10 other girls). Her middle column said "cooks and cleans". The result was "he's marrying her". I know he thought it was funny, but it was seriously the most sexist thing I had ever seen and pretty disrespectful to my sister.

Fer real.  That's fucked up on so many levels and I can't even.  The only part of that story I like is the "ex-husband" part.

pinkcow13

tammym1001 said: My sister's ex-husband's best man had t-shirts made for his bachelor party that listed all of his ex's names in a column. Then there was a center column that listed the crazy shit they did. The third column had "results" - they were all he dumped them. My sister's name was at the bottom of the shirt (after about 10 other girls). Her middle column said "cooks and cleans". The result was "he's marrying her". I know he thought it was funny, but it was seriously the most sexist thing I had ever seen and pretty disrespectful to my sister.  Well, this explains why he's the Ex husband. Douche bag ex with douchebag friends.

scrunchythief

The best part of this thread was showing the t-shirt to my new husband and watching his face change from confused dislike to complete horror.  As for the ex-husband t-shirt...I have no words except to second Marzipan's "present" idea.

WildMagelet

I like my MIL, but I think we could make a fortune from banana's idea.  

jenijoyk

tammym1001 said:

My sister's ex-husband's best man had t-shirts made for his bachelor party that listed all of his ex's names in a column. Then there was a center column that listed the crazy shit they did. The third column had "results" - they were all he dumped them. My sister's name was at the bottom of the shirt (after about 10 other girls). Her middle column said "cooks and cleans". The result was "he's marrying her". I know he thought it was funny, but it was seriously the most sexist thing I had ever seen and pretty disrespectful to my sister.

OH MY F'ING GOD. WHAT. WHAAAAAT.

sarahufl

pinkcow13 said:

tammym1001 said:

My sister's ex-husband's best man had t-shirts made for his bachelor party that listed all of his ex's names in a column. Then there was a center column that listed the crazy shit they did. The third column had "results" - they were all he dumped them. My sister's name was at the bottom of the shirt (after about 10 other girls). Her middle column said "cooks and cleans". The result was "he's marrying her". I know he thought it was funny, but it was seriously the most sexist thing I had ever seen and pretty disrespectful to my sister.

 Well, this explains why he's the Ex husband. Douche bag ex with douchebag friends.
Disgusting.