I changed my mind...

GoldenPenguin

I am cancelling my wedding gown. I am going to find and wear this instead.

For fucks sake, what is WRONG with people?!?!? Can we also take a moment to acknowledge the groom's footwear? Now, don't get me wrong, I love a good sneaker-clad groom (we're wearing customized Chucks), but tucking your pants into high tops, really? 

bethsmiles

There's a whole thread on SB about horrible wedding dresses. It's hilarious and awful at the same time. Why don't some of these people have someone in their life who will smack them and say "Are you serious?! Look at yourself, you can't be serious!"

Or who will at least make this face of disapproval:

lilacck28

I am ashamed to say that I watch enough bad tv that I actually know who those people are. And I am not surprised by the grossness of her dress. Well, a little surprised. Blegh!

GoldenPenguin

lilacck28 said:

I am ashamed to say that I watch enough bad tv that I actually know who those people are. And I am not surprised by the grossness of her dress. Well, a little surprised. Blegh!

hahahaha me too!! 

Pepperally

GoldenPenguin said:

lilacck28 said:

I am ashamed to say that I watch enough bad tv that I actually know who those people are. And I am not surprised by the grossness of her dress. Well, a little surprised. Blegh!

hahahaha me too!! 

tritto! 

KeptInStitches

What's really sad is initially I thought that was a belt.

phira

I'm more offended by the groom's footwear than I am by anything else. NO NO NO.

[Deleted User]

OMG you guys! Look at this wedding dress! This is a friend of a friend from Croatia, and I am insanely inspired by her! Extra excited to get engaged right now, haha.

ETA: The back is a corset with black lace. I want the dress, and the hair, and the feathers!

cu97tiger

Funny story. At first I thought you were serious. Because I thought that swatch of brown around her waist was a leather belt, and I was like 'that looks kinda cool'. But then I read the rest of your post, and I looked at it closer, and then I was like 'Oh hell nawwwww'.

Blackbird230

I'm with @KeptInStitches and @cu97tiger. I thought it was a belt.

[Deleted User]

Wow........... just re-read what everyone else wrote and wasn't catching on that wasn't a belt. I thought she looked okay! Haha!

AuroraRose41

KeptInStitches said:

What's really sad is initially I thought that was a belt.

This. I looked at it at first and was like "That's a really pretty dress for a fall wedding with the brown belt. Why does everyone think it's so ugly?". And then I realized after looking at it again that it is not a belt. Can it even be called a dress since it's two separate pieces?

joy14bw

@EisleyJoGo - it took me a second too. UCK!

kaitlynmichelle

I also thought it was a belt for a second and was all oooh this is pretty! Then I saw it.

No.

And what the hell is with his shoes?! We were going to wear our fancy hiking boots to tie in our love for hiking but realized once he had his suit that no, that will look terrible. So he has fancy shoes but I got bright purple backcountry flats. Mwahahaha.

[Deleted User]

At first glance I thought her exposed midriff was a sash and I liked the dress. Once I realized my mistake...EEEW. No thank you. I also agree with tucking in the pants, fashion faux pas!

[Deleted User]

EisleyJoGo said:

OMG you guys! Look at this wedding dress! This is a friend of a friend from Croatia, and I am insanely inspired by her! Extra excited to get engaged right now, haha.

ETA: The back is a corset with black lace. I want the dress, and the hair, and the feathers!

For some reason I thought this thread was going to be a good place to post this picture. I guess I was wrong, haha!

eilis1228

Oh I am so not surprised given the bride... that show is entertaining as hell though.

It took me a minute to realize that was her tummy and not a belt. Oi vey.

bethsmiles

I have no idea who these people are...are they from a reality tv show?

@EisleyJoGo - I like the picture you posted! I could never pull it off but the girl in the picture really does.

Ollie08

I'm with @bethsmiles - Who are these people?

Count me in on the people that thought it was a leather belt/sash. I thought it was pretty until I realized it was her stomach. Maybe she shouldn't go tanning so much… Her skin is starting to look leathery. 

[Deleted User]

bethsmiles said:

I have no idea who these people are...are they from a reality tv show?

@EisleyJoGo - I like the picture you posted! I could never pull it off but the girl in the picture really does.

Me either............ For some reason I'm still doubting my life would be better with cable.

Peaseblossom55

I don't know who those people are either, who are they?  I seriously thought there was a sash around her waist, yuck very tacky.

GoldenPenguin

bethsmiles said:

I have no idea who these people are...are they from a reality tv show?

@EisleyJoGo - I like the picture you posted! I could never pull it off but the girl in the picture really does.

Vanderpump Rules - about Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant SUR in LA. It's on Bravo. 

They're all young, beautiful, and sleeping with each other, which means mindless entertainment that sucks me in. 

bethsmiles

GoldenPenguin said:

bethsmiles said:

I have no idea who these people are...are they from a reality tv show?

@EisleyJoGo - I like the picture you posted! I could never pull it off but the girl in the picture really does.

Vanderpump Rules - about Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant SUR in LA. It's on Bravo. 

They're all young, beautiful, and sleeping with each other, which means mindless entertainment that sucks me in. 

Haha...I have never even heard of that show! I definitely have my own guilty pleasure shows though

[Deleted User]

GoldenPenguin said:

bethsmiles said:

I have no idea who these people are...are they from a reality tv show?

@EisleyJoGo - I like the picture you posted! I could never pull it off but the girl in the picture really does.

Vanderpump Rules - about Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant SUR in LA. It's on Bravo. 

They're all young, beautiful, and sleeping with each other, which means mindless entertainment that sucks me in. 

Nothing about that sounds entertaining. More like vomit enducing.

lilacck28

It's a spin off from a Real Housewives show. The crazy things they say... good times. I marathon it. Last time I did so, fiance came home at the tail end and was all "oh no. not again!"

eilis1228

I love Bravo reality shows. They're so entertaining. This particular show cracks me up because of how stupid they are. Young, beautiful, and dumb as mud.

Peaseblossom55

wow I never even heard of that show...

Ollie08

I hate reality tv like that. Most reality shows, with the exception of some Animal Planet reality shows, are not my cup of tea. I just can't get into them!  

bookishgiraffes

I'm in the camp of "thought it was a sash and didn't think it was so bad" and then had a closer look. Why would you even do that? And those shoes... who thought this would be a good idea?

[Deleted User]

But this is why shows like the one with Honey BooBoo exist! The only part of THAT show I've seen is her and her overweight sisters racing to eat an entire can of spray cheese first. Then her sister vomited it up, on television.

And people keep watching them, so they keep making them! When we're convincing them to spend money filming idiots instead of heroes, we're exposing our youth to complete crap like this! I just really wish the majority of these shows would go away. It's almost as bad as back in the day, when people would go see deformed people at the circus. Freak shows are entertaining, apparently.

lilacck28

ANIMAL PLANET! 

I'm obsessed with "Too Cute."