Just fell out of my chair...

hikebikebemerry

... literally.  The phone is about 4 feet away from me, and I'm lazy so I usually just kick my chair back so I can glide over to the phone.

No idea how, but I spun my chair around and threw myself out of my chair.. and then rolled.  Thankfully it was just a telemarketer, so my uncontrollable laughing didn't come across as unprofessional.

I am also thankful for the fact that nobody was in my office to witness that.

StitelME

I do stuff like this ALL the time!!! My family still likes to joke about how I broke a stair banister with my butt because I stood up! I also had an epicly bad date years ago where i fell up the stairs THREE times in a row in a crowded movie theatre.

holyguacamole79

Yeah, we're gonna need video of that next time.

mysticl

How would you score your dismount?

hikebikebemerry

mysticl said:

How would you score your dismount?

*Stuck in the box*

10. But I might be biased.

lc07

I wish we had video (or gif) proof of this. 

falsara

I'm such a Klutz!  For years when my family has their (very rare) klutz moments they say "I just pulled a cwradford" apparently all klutzy moments are now named after me.  I bump/ fall/ hit/ smack/ trip or something at least 3 times a day.  FI has threatened to put me in the bubble, then he jokes about how I would probably still manage to hurt myself.

StitelME

@cwradford, My family and FI do the same thing!!!!

larrygaga

lol! I tipped FI over in his chair the other day. He was annoying me and he was half tipped already. It's  a big office chair so he landed softly.

I push him off the bed a lot, as well. I like to say LONG LIVE THE KING and push him on the floor. 

It's maybe my favorite thing to do ever. Don't worry, he gets me back. It's not one-sided.

hellosweetie1015

@hikebikebemerry If I had all my stuff spread out on the amount of desk space I have, I would do exactly as you do, and I would end up doing exactly what you did. Except I'd probably do it with someone in sight distance because there always is someone, and they would laugh like hyenas.

@larrygaga I think I love you.