Hi ladies!
I know some of you wanted me to update you about my Bachelorette party this weekend so I figured I'd oblige. The plan was to go to the beach with my MOH and 3 BMs (the BMs happen to be my sisters and the MOH is my friend) and relax at the Oceanfront and maybe go dancing on Saturday night.
The weekend ended up feeling like a disaster. 
The first day and a half ended up being all about my MOH flirting with the Best Man via text. Literally, all day Saturday she had her nose in her phone talking to him or was talking to us ABOUT him. I got MAYBE a tenth of her attention. Then, after all of the rest of us were getting frustrated, one of my sisters finally said something about banning cell phones at dinner that night in her kinda subtle way of calling attention to the fact that the MOH was ignoring the Bride. She followed it up by trying to soften it with a joke about leaving the guy wanting more instead of being super available. My MOH snapped back at her, asking if she's ever had a boyfriend (my sister is 18 and hasn't yet) and thus she wasn't going to take dating advice from her. We were all massively offended. My sister then flat out called her out on ignoring me. When MOH looked to me, I told her I'd prefer no cell phones at dinner. She had the nerve to be upset with me. [Spoiler alert: as soon as BMs left the table at dinner for a bathroom break, she pulled her phone out to text.]
We went out dancing Saturday night - not because we all wanted to go out dancing but because no one wanted to deal with her drama if we didn't go. While we were there, she started off hanging with us but quickly got caught up in showing off and dancing with every guy whose attention she got. I tweaked my knee (I've had knee surgery before and both of my knees are still bad) and said I needed to go soon so I didn't hurt myself worse since I'm wearing heels for my wedding. She ignored me. Then when we finally left an hour after everyone else originally wanted to go, she was bitchy and passive aggressive the entire drive back home because she didn't want to leave.
These are only a few of the highlights. Sorry this devolved into a rant. I'm still quite pissy with both her (and a bit with the Best Man because he KNEW it was my Bachelorette weekend and common sense should tell you if she's immediately responding to your texts ALL day, chances are she's not participating in the Bachelorette stuff [extra context here: he once accused me of trying to sabotage my FI's bachelor party...so it's kinda funny that he ended up helping sabotage mine.]
ETF: Paragraphs are good!