It Must Be Monday

loveislouder

This morning, I went to put gas in my car and pulled up on the wrong side, so I went to turn it around and did it again. So I looked like an idiot. And then, where I'm from you can give them a number and you get cash back in July, so went to give her my number and gave her my bank account number (same amount of digits). Now it's lunch time. I went to take a sip of my can of coke, and had the hole to the side and not to my mouth so now I'm covered in it. I obviously have a case of the Mondays. Anyone else?

slothiegal

loveislouder said:

This morning, I went to put gas in my car and pulled up on the wrong side, so I went to turn it around and did it again. So I looked like an idiot. And then, where I'm from you can give them a number and you get cash back in July, so went to give her my number and gave her my bank account number (same amount of digits). Now it's lunch time. I went to take a sip of my can of coke, and had the hole to the side and not to my mouth so now I'm covered in it. I obviously have a case of the Mondays. Anyone else?

Oh my gosh, my SSN is almost identical to my phone number.  I mix them up all the time and hand out my SS willy nilly.  Joke's on identity theives, though, I got nothing to my name, HA.

wandajune6

I overslept today and raced into the office because I hate being the last one in (3 person company). Only to get there and remember that everyone's working from home today.

loveislouder

slothiegal Lol that's my logic too. They can have my bank account number, cause there is seriously about .37 cents in it.

@wandajune6 That SUCKS. Reward yourself with wine. And a cupcake.

SBmini

I somehow stained my shirt between putting it on this morning and confirming it was stain-free, and being in the office for 5 minutes. There's a couple super obvious marks on it that I'm not too happy about. 

And this email was just sent to everyone at the office:

Late last week three people here came to work and discovered that someone had taken their chairs. These were chairs we ordered specifically for them (in one case, for medical reasons). Other chairs were left in their place.

It's important to know that if anyone needs new office equipment, they should discuss it with their manager. That's how we get new chairs. 

Really people? Now we're taking people's chairs? I work with a bunch of animals.

levioosa

I'm deep cleaning the house and it's exhausting.  Of course I had to go and accidentally inhale some Tilex with bleach, so I spent five minutes gasping for air, feeling my lungs burn and having my eyes tear up.  Also, I just ran out of paper towels.  Ugh.  

@SBmini, for awhile I had to battle for my chair by getting into the office first.  I never found out who was taking it, but it finally stopped.  That email is hilarious.  "That's how we get new chairs."  It's like he's talking to a bunch of five year olds.  

SBmini

My first thought was Archer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkebxEVP8cw

wandajune6

SBmini said:

I somehow stained my shirt between putting it on this morning and confirming it was stain-free, and being in the office for 5 minutes. There's a couple super obvious marks on it that I'm not too happy about. 

And this email was just sent to everyone at the office:

Late last week three people here came to work and discovered that someone had taken their chairs. These were chairs we ordered specifically for them (in one case, for medical reasons). Other chairs were left in their place.

It's important to know that if anyone needs new office equipment, they should discuss it with their manager. That's how we get new chairs. 

Really people? Now we're taking people's chairs? I work with a bunch of animals.

Stealing chairs is ridiculous.

Our little company has 3 ladies that are all clumsy. I keep Tide pens and chalk in my desk. White chalk is great on stained white shirts and the Tide pens are backup option 2. The other companies that share our office think I'm crazy but people always stop by my desk!

LDay2014

well, a sad start to my day with the kamikaze bird, the death of a friend and now FI just found out for sure his best man won't be at the wedding he's off across the country for 7 weeks training for a new career.

They say bad things happen in 3s right?  That's 3 right?  no more.

FI is sad, I want to fix it all for him.

On the upside, I just have to say he's the most awesome guy ever.  He has my two girls all day today and has thus far cleaned the bathroom, taken them to the library, gone to the bank for a meeting, taken out the garbage and is making me dinner.  All with 6 & 7 yr old 'helpers'.

He makes me smile and I love him.

steph861

One of FI's groomsmen dropped out of the wedding this morning due to financial constraints. We're both pretty choked, since we don't get to see the guy very often. 

We've offered to pay his airfare/hotel/suit rental, but are still waiting on his response. I really hope he says yes but I'm kind of expecting him to say no. All we can do is offer, though.

lyndausvi

Boss's son does the invoice drop.  Doesn't tell me.    He was to run the invoices on the online accounting version.  Nope he does it from the desktop. I do not have access to the desktop.  People already start paying their bills.  Which is great, but some of them only put the invoice number.  Which I do not have access to so I can't update the payment.

My favorite part is on the invoice it says "go to website to see how you can save $10".  Yep, you guessed it, he never put anything about the savings on the website.

Oh and he left town today.

My period is really bad this month.   Heavy flow and cramps.   I just want today to be over.

KeptInStitches

I overslept this morning and because of the big office staff meeting (and the fact that I locked my keys in my office last week), I was locked out of the office. Argh.