This morning, I went to put gas in my car and pulled up on the wrong side, so I went to turn it around and did it again. So I looked like an idiot. And then, where I'm from you can give them a number and you get cash back in July, so went to give her my number and gave her my bank account number (same amount of digits).
Now it's lunch time. I went to take a sip of my can of coke, and had the hole to the side and not to my mouth so now I'm covered in it.
I obviously have a case of the Mondays. Anyone else?