Dear NEY,
I miss you guys so hard. I feel like I'm so out of the loop, but I lurk every day so if you talk shit about me, I'll know.
Love,
Buddysmom
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Dear Work,
I'm so done. So, so, so done.
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Dear FI,
Thanks for being so supportive lately, I know it's not easy putting up with me, but I'm glad you haven't given up yet.
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I miss you guys so much. My life is not as fun when you guys are not around.
Re: OLW
"His farts smell like Satan's asshole mixed with a skunk's vagina. But it's okay, because I love him." -CSousa
@Hummingbird125 I'm sorry.
Dear body,
I don't know what is going on but stop it. I promise I'm working out more and eating better. I just want to feel comfortable and happy.
Love,
Me
Dear kitchen renovations,
I can't wait until you are all over and no more messing with my cooking schedule.
Love,
Girl who is excited for her new kitchen
Dear H,
I love you so much. I hope your knee is getting better. I'd also love some help with the paint tonight too. Thank you for being so loving and patient with my babies talk. :-)
Love,
wife
Dear work,
I'm sick and don't feel like being here today. The only reason I did come in is because I have two important meetings and a lunch interview...so you better be thankful you get me at all!
Sincerely,
Your hard working employee
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Dear H,
I can't wait until we jet off to Mexico. Only 3 more days till we're on our way! We've had a rough year and i'm so excited to have you to myself for an entire week!
xoxo,
me
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Dear uterus,
Please let me know as soon as you can if you're preggers or not. I really want to have endless pina coladas next week...but obviously I just need this one tiny answer first. (it's not nice having to be sober 2-3 weeks out of the month!) Hmmmm...pina coladas or baby - guess I can't lose either way!
Cheers!
me
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Dear Mom,
I can hardly wait to see you out here next month! It's been too long and I need some time with you STAT! Also can't wait to see The Unsinkable Molly Brown with you - you're the best for getting me and my closest girlfriends tickets while you're in town!
hugs!
your loving daughter who desperately wants you to move here
Still here and still fabulous!
Dear NEY,
I've been MIA for a long time (Like since Jaunary, maybe longer). I was new so I don't know if you guys remember me but I've missed hanging around here and now that I've gotten through some big things, I'll hopefully have more time to chat. (Plus it's just a little over 9 months until my wedding so I need to get my butt in gear and I'll probably be needing advice!)
--Riss
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Dear Work,
I'm so so so so tired of you and I hope that one of the other positions I've applied/interviewed for pans out because I don't want to do this anymore.
No Love,
Me
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Dear FI,
I hope you have good luck (and soon) with the new potential jobs on the horizon too. I know we could both use the changes.
Love you,
Me
Dear @cu97tiger
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Love, LaHo
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Dear Salon,
Plleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee just call me back already about my extensions. Also, my new stylist better be the best wedding updo stylist ever...because I'm not very happy with you right now.
No love, bride who is about to get annoying
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Dear WR stuff,
I'm done with you. Can someone else please find me a first dance song that I love? And a father/daughter dance? No country music...daddy's baby girl stuff though. That's not us. Oh, and if you could also handle the myriad other little things that keep popping up that'd be great.
Love, the bride
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Dear FI,
Holy crap...less than two months. Where did all the time go???? Weren't we just at 100 days and now we're at less than 60!
I love you!!!
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Dear self,
Stop eating all the things. Work out more. Go! Go! Go!
Love, your inner drill sergeant
Please get your shit together and come up with an actual offer letter. If, as you say, "it's a matter of WHEN and not IF, then you should be able to get an offer letter together. I do not think it's reasonable to expect someone who YOU solicited for this job to say, "Oh, I might be moving half way across the country in the next few months, but I have no details on anything. That's ok."
Completely frustrated,
Potential new employee's wife
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Dear Depression,
Go away.
Please?
Me.
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Dear Work,
I'm overwhelmed by how much shit needs to get done in the next few weeks. And since I'm already overwhelmed, it makes it even harder to focus.
Love,
Stressed out employee
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Dear Self,
It'll be ok. You've gotta get through this.
Self.
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Dear Family,
Thanks for making my life even more stressful, sad, and lonely.
You're truly the best. I'm SO lucky.
Shoes.
I'm sorry you had to go to the vet this morning and that you're wearing a cone of shame. please stay out of the the ant hills or whatever it was that bit you up all over.
love,
your mom!
dear current job,
this is it! I don't think I'll miss you very much.
seeya,
Coco
dear @cu97tiger,
happy birthday!!!!
love,
Coco
dear @beanbot2002,
sending you lots of love! I hope your meeting goes well today, please update us?
love,
Coco
I really need a new job. Please give me a shot.
-Getting desperate
Dear H,
I'm sorry I've been such a jerk lately. I put so much riding on my job and feel like such a failure to have a MS degree and be working retail.
-In a funk
Dear pork that went bad in the fridge,
You smell like shit. I hate you.
-I was just trying to cook a yummy dinner