To recap, this is what has gone on with my cousin.
I invited her with her husband.
She called and told only my Grandma that she divorced him.
She told me they weren't sure if they were together.
Then she said they were together.
Then she told we they were not together and he was moving back to NY. She RSVP'd to the wedding as a single.
Cousin then contacted me to ask if she can bring her dad to the wedding. Her dad, that has been divorced from my aunt for 15 years. Her dad, who put my aunt in financial ruin and almost made her lose her house. Her dad, that is no longer part of our family. Her dad, that doesn't get along with any of my family members and that no one has seen (purposely) in 7 years.
My cousin already found out that my brother broke up with his FI (I'm guessing my mom told her mom, because it's not public knowledge yet!). This is the text I get from her:
Hey, I found out from my mom that Jen won't be coming to the wedding. I was thinking now that Kris could take her spot. He moved back to NY but we're back together now as a long distance thing. So I was wondering if Kris can come to the wedding now that I know what's going on with us.
Of course I told her yes. It's her husband (I think?). Whatever. I tell her yes and ask her to find out which entree he'd like.
Then she asks me if she can bring her 80 pound dog to the wedding. I'm not kidding. Thankfully our venue has a strict no pets policy.
Guys.