NWR: Things People Say

smalfrie19

wandajune6 said:

SJM7538 said:

@lurkergirl‌ when you said "this" dog I thought you meant they had a Doxie. Lol H ask me all the time if I want to cuddle with his "wiener". He thinks he's clever. Add that to my List of crap people say

*SITDB*
Haha, that is so something my FI would say.  We also think "Your mom" is a funny answer to any question. 

Him: Where are you going?
Me: Your mom's house.
Him: That was a dumb movie.
Me: Your mom's a dumb movie.

We are dorks.

Hahaha omg are we the same person. Yesterday: H: I'm running out Me: where to? H: your moms.

FI is full of "your mama" jokes. They get old. It's ok because he loved my mama!

I do this frequently and FI doesnt get it ... hes like uhhhhhhh...but that may have to do with the 14 year age gap ....

steph861

I mentioned this in another thread, but I'll say it again because it remains the weirdest thing anybody has ever said to me.

One time FMIL asked FI and me if we had ever considered massage therapy. Assuming she meant had we ever considered getting massage therapy, we said no. Then I thought for a second that maybe she meant as a career choice, so I asked. Yep, she meant as a career choice. Nevermind that we were both at the end of our undergrad program and applying to grad school. 

Why she would think her son would be interested in being an RMT when everything about his personality suggests otherwise, I'll never know.