I was just thinking about this because one of H's friends who got married, recently asked why H was late to his wedding (because he had heard rumors.) Unfortunately, the rumors were true. H and I were in a rush before the wedding. So much of a rush that i am not sure he even got dressed with his eyes open. We arrive at the banquet facility where the ceremony and the reception took place. My H gets out of the car and I see it in broad daylight. He has a long satin stripe going down the side of his pants. NO WAY. In two seconds I figured out the rest of the story that was two years old.
H's brother got married two years ago. H was the best man. He said over and over he had no idea where his tuxedo pants went,. He thought he tore them, but he never could find them, and nnever returned them to Tuxedo Junction. Well I guess he found them! He wore rental pants to someone else's wedding. WOW. I know you usually dress up, but a casual button down shirt and tuxedo pants... nope. He tried to tell me it was fine, and no one would notice. Three of his friends said something to him, about his snazzy pants, on the way to the ceremony. (H put on a little bit of weight in the past two years... so did I, but I bought a new wardrobe). The pants were about 3 inches too short, and as I began to further notice, he had a split in the crotch and another in the ass. What was holding these pants, together? Lol (magic). H was STILL insisting he could make it through the night. I said, are you staying at the table all night? Fi said no, he was going to dance. "I'm sorry, honey, but you are getting pants."
We left after the ceremony and got him new pants, and were late to the reception. Months later, they, still, call him TPT. Tuxedo Pants Tim. I laugh every time I think of this and how he thought the pants were fine and would have "made it through the night." (like it was someone on life support). I just hope these tuxedo pants never graced a business meeting in two years. Btw, not laughing at his weight gain, just the fact that he thought the pants would do.
Just thought it would be funny to hear some of your stories. What is the most embarrassing thing your FI or H has done?