Worst movie you've seen recently?

wajohnson09

Ndelible said:

Latest? The Counselor with the heavenly Michael Fassbender. Oh it was so terrible I could not keep watching it. And Winters Tale? With Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe. I have no idea how they thought that would ever make sense in this life!

Winters Tale for me too. MOH and I wanted to watch a girly chick flick. We were side eyeing when Pegasus happened and lost it in during the whole Will Smith as the devil parts.

After Earth was terrible too. Why Will Smith? Why?!?!

arrippa

Time2strtliving said:

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

Yeah, it exists.

Also, I once watched a movie on Netflix about Hitler trying to become a supreme vampire by kidnapping the only vampire hybrid heiress in order to control the world.  I don't remember the name of it, but it was horrifyingly terrible.  I wanted to look away but I mean...Hitler becoming a vampire?  Where do people come up with this shit?  

This was one of my favorite childhood movie. In fact, I had the record and comic book (showing my age) of it and I would listen to it non stop. I can still recite some of the words.

levioosa

arrippa said:

Time2strtliving said:

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

Yeah, it exists.

Also, I once watched a movie on Netflix about Hitler trying to become a supreme vampire by kidnapping the only vampire hybrid heiress in order to control the world.  I don't remember the name of it, but it was horrifyingly terrible.  I wanted to look away but I mean...Hitler becoming a vampire?  Where do people come up with this shit?  

This was one of my favorite childhood movie. In fact, I had the record and comic book (showing my age) of it and I would listen to it non stop. I can still recite some of the words.

Hahaha, aw, I'm sorry. I just couldn't once they started forwarding and reversing the footage of a toy spaceship on a string to show space travel.  

southernbelle0915

Transformers. 

Please don't throw fruit... I just really hated it and thought it sucked.

missdelilah

FI and I love movies that are awesomely bad (i.e. so terrible that you can't stop watching, or they become outright comedies when they're not supposed to be. My favorite of these is The Pirate Movie, which is a kitschy 1980s remake of the Pirates of Penzance. It was a massive flop, but I think it's hilarious simply because it's so kitsch and was actually meant to be a serious film) so I'll keep those out of running. It would have to be The Bride. I saw it on Netflix, and knew it would be bad as it was Sting and Jennifer Beals. I was hoping it would be awesomely bad, but alas, just regular bad. There was some really questionable acting and a very poor story line that didn't make too much sense, and contained some terrible character development. I was really confused by the end of it. FI was asleep.

Ndelible

Time2strtliving said:

arrippa said:

Time2strtliving said:

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

Yeah, it exists.

Also, I once watched a movie on Netflix about Hitler trying to become a supreme vampire by kidnapping the only vampire hybrid heiress in order to control the world.  I don't remember the name of it, but it was horrifyingly terrible.  I wanted to look away but I mean...Hitler becoming a vampire?  Where do people come up with this shit?  

This was one of my favorite childhood movie. In fact, I had the record and comic book (showing my age) of it and I would listen to it non stop. I can still recite some of the words.

Hahaha, aw, I'm sorry. I just couldn't once they started forwarding and reversing the footage of a toy spaceship on a string to show space travel.  

I used to love this movie when I was a kid!  Did you know that the little girl is played by Pia Zadora?  I would put this more in the campy as hell category rather than straight out bad.

Ndelible

wajohnson09 said: Latest? The Counselor with the heavenly Michael Fassbender. Oh it was so terrible I could not keep watching it. And Winters Tale? With Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe. I have no idea how they thought that would ever make sense in this life! Winters Tale for me too. MOH and I wanted to watch a girly chick flick. We were side eyeing when Pegasus happened and lost it in during the whole Will Smith as the devil parts. After Earth was terrible too. Why Will Smith? Why?!?!
Okay, I forgot about that one.  I tuned in just this past holiday weekend, having heard how bad it was.  Literally, I watched 4 minutes of it, and I was like, "really????!!!!!!"  It was THAT bad.  The acting, the hair cuts, the everything....  It was so bad, it almost fell into campy, but it was trying to be serious...  My, have the popular have fallen....

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