I look like a whale in every single one. Well, except one. To quote my co-worker, in that one I look like a "Chinese Whale". What does that even mean?

Now that I've taken another look at them, I don't hate ALL of them. But I still feel really self conscious about them, especially because I'm so big and FI is normal sized, so I feel like the pictures are off balance. I don't think I'll be posting any of them just yet (sorry ladies) but FI says he loves them already, even though he hasn't seen them.