Thursday Night Football..

Sugargirl1019

And DH refuses to have sexy time with me even though he made me a strong drink. Why the hell would you get your wife drunk if you didn't want to have fun times?

He says "No I have to finish watching the game!".. it's half-time. F.

I'm about to fall asleep now.

holyguacamole79

Boooo, bad form, Mr Sugargirl!

chibiyui

The NFL ruins everything for women.

Sugargirl1019

Boooooo indeed.

He tried to start things this morning at 5:45 and I have to leave the house by 6:15. I told him I didn't have time and that he needs to continue it tonight.

Fail. My DH sucks at hitting on his wife -.-

holyguacamole79

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

Sugargirl1019

chibiyui said:

The NFL ruins everything for women.

College football, actually. -.- AND WE'RE LOSING my stupid sucky football team is more pleasing to my husband than meeee

I'm going to regret being this tipsy and whining like this.

chibiyui

Sugargirl1019 said:

chibiyui said:

The NFL ruins everything for women.

College football, actually. -.- AND WE'RE LOSING my stupid sucky football team is more pleasing to my husband than meeee

I'm going to regret being this tipsy and whining like this.

Ah, My bad.

So. like. Start going down on him? Call his bluff?

Sugargirl1019

chibiyui said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

chibiyui said:

The NFL ruins everything for women.

College football, actually. -.- AND WE'RE LOSING my stupid sucky football team is more pleasing to my husband than meeee

I'm going to regret being this tipsy and whining like this.

Ah, My bad.

So. like. Start going down on him? Call his bluff?

BUT HES SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH MY MOTHER

I was texting him trying to get him to come upstairs ..

holyguacamole79

Sugargirl1019 said:

chibiyui said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

chibiyui said:

The NFL ruins everything for women.

College football, actually. -.- AND WE'RE LOSING my stupid sucky football team is more pleasing to my husband than meeee

I'm going to regret being this tipsy and whining like this.

Ah, My bad.

So. like. Start going down on him? Call his bluff?

BUT HES SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH MY MOTHER

I was texting him trying to get him to come upstairs ..

Go home, mom!!! Sugargirl needs to get some sugar!!!!

theartistformerlyknownas

That is all kinds of wrong. Get with the program, sugarguy!

chibiyui

Sugargirl1019 said:

chibiyui said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

chibiyui said:

The NFL ruins everything for women.

College football, actually. -.- AND WE'RE LOSING my stupid sucky football team is more pleasing to my husband than meeee

I'm going to regret being this tipsy and whining like this.

Ah, My bad.

So. like. Start going down on him? Call his bluff?

BUT HES SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH MY MOTHER

I was texting him trying to get him to come upstairs ..

Oh. Well shit. Time to bust out the vibrator.

emmaaa

sarahbear31 said:

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

I'm glad my dogs aren't the only ones who chew up my underwear.

holyguacamole79

emmaaa said:

sarahbear31 said:

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

I'm glad my dogs aren't the only ones who chew up my underwear.

You're definitely not alone. How are you feelin this morning, @Sugargirl1019‌?

ShesSoCold

emmaaa said:

sarahbear31 said:

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

I'm glad my dogs aren't the only ones who chew up my underwear.

My dog doesn't chew it up, she licks it lovingly and carries it around with her. Sleeps with it. It's disgusting. 

theartistformerlyknownas

ShesSoCold said:

emmaaa said:

sarahbear31 said:

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

I'm glad my dogs aren't the only ones who chew up my underwear.

My dog doesn't chew it up, she licks it lovingly and carries it around with her. Sleeps with it. It's disgusting. 

My dog used to do the same thing. Just the dirty ones. She also pulled dirty pads and tampons out of the trash and chewed them up in the middle of the living room floor, often just before company was coming over. Charming creature.

Once she came downstairs with a thong she found under my then-16 year old sister's bed. My mom was convinced thongs were indicative of being a giant whore so she sent away for pamphlets for convents to send her away to. Another charming creature.

lyndausvi

chibiyui said:

The NFL ruins everything for women.

That assuming the woman doesn't like football.  I watch FB more than my DH.  He often goes to bed while I stay up watching the game.

My DH refused sexy time because it was the best part of some movie.    I wish  I could remember which on now.  I remember standing there with a "WTF?  You've seen this movie a million times" look?

chibiyui

lyndausvi said:

chibiyui said:

The NFL ruins everything for women.

That assuming the woman doesn't like football.  I watch FB more than my DH.  He often goes to bed while I stay up watching the game.

My DH refused sexy time because it was the best part of some movie.    I wish  I could remember which on now.  I remember standing there with a "WTF?  You've seen this movie a million times look?"

My H has turned down sex times due to playing video games, headaches, and needing to get up early in the morning.

ShesSoCold

lolo883 said:

ShesSoCold said:

emmaaa said:

sarahbear31 said:

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

I'm glad my dogs aren't the only ones who chew up my underwear.

My dog doesn't chew it up, she licks it lovingly and carries it around with her. Sleeps with it. It's disgusting. 

My dog used to do the same thing. Just the dirty ones. She also pulled dirty pads and tampons out of the trash and chewed them up in the middle of the living room floor, often just before company was coming over. Charming creature.

Once she came downstairs with a thong she found under my then-16 year old sister's bed. My mom was convinced thongs were indicative of being a giant whore so she sent away for pamphlets for convents to send her away to. Another charming creature.

Ugh mine's eaten tampons before. Don't judge me for not emptying my bathroom garbage all week but once she ate almost an entire period's worth of tampons. My SIL is a vet tech and she told me to give her peroxide or something to make her vomit. It was one of the grossest nights of my life. 

Also I'm lolling at the thong. 

Sugargirl1019

chibiyui said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

chibiyui said:

The NFL ruins everything for women.

College football, actually. -.- AND WE'RE LOSING my stupid sucky football team is more pleasing to my husband than meeee

I'm going to regret being this tipsy and whining like this.

Ah, My bad.

So. like. Start going down on him? Call his bluff?

BUT HES SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH MY MOTHER

sarahbear31 said:

emmaaa said:

sarahbear31 said:

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

I'm glad my dogs aren't the only ones who chew up my underwear.

You're definitely not alone. How are you feelin this morning, @Sugargirl1019‌?

I'm fine. He came up at like midnight and tried but I was already asleep and I pushed him away and growled that I was too tired. Too bad so sad you missed out! But we're good. We don't hold it against each other. (Wait... Haha) I've been looking at those Jamberry nails this morning.. Have you guys ever heard of them? I'm kinda sad cuz I want some so bad but we are not spending money on fun things.

theartistformerlyknownas

Sugargirl1019 said:

 I've been looking at those Jamberry nails this morning.. Have you guys ever heard of them? I'm kinda sad cuz I want some so bad but we are not spending money on fun things.

My sister uses them, but they're too spendy for me plus I hate buying from "independent consultant" companies. I like these.

http://www.drugstore.com/sally-hansen-salon-effects-real-nail-polish-strips-cut-it-out-220/qxp343311?catid=196092 

Sugargirl1019

lolo883 said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

 I've been looking at those Jamberry nails this morning.. Have you guys ever heard of them? I'm kinda sad cuz I want some so bad but we are not spending money on fun things.

My sister uses them, but they're too spendy for me plus I hate buying from "independent consultant" companies. I like these.

http://www.drugstore.com/sally-hansen-salon-effects-real-nail-polish-strips-cut-it-out-220/qxp343311?catid=196092 

But Jamberry has so much cuter designs! Whine... Haha.. Oh and DH is in the doghouse now, he sensed I was moody and said "do you start next week?" I said NO IT WAS LAST WEEK

Junebug2015

Sugargirl1019 said:

And DH refuses to have sexy time with me even though he made me a strong drink. Why the hell would you get your wife drunk if you didn't want to have fun times?

He says "No I have to finish watching the game!".. it's half-time. F.

I'm about to fall asleep now.

Late to the post but... what is half-time for if not a break for sexy time?

I haven't gotten a chance to try Jamberry yet. All the designs look so fun!

Sugargirl1019

Junebug2015 said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

And DH refuses to have sexy time with me even though he made me a strong drink. Why the hell would you get your wife drunk if you didn't want to have fun times?

He says "No I have to finish watching the game!".. it's half-time. F.

I'm about to fall asleep now.

Late to the post but... what is half-time for if not a break for sexy time?

I haven't gotten a chance to try Jamberry yet. All the designs look so fun!

Idk.. The man has his priorities in the wrong order.. So confused.

emmaaa

ShesSoCold said:

lolo883 said:

ShesSoCold said:

emmaaa said:

sarahbear31 said:

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

I'm glad my dogs aren't the only ones who chew up my underwear.

My dog doesn't chew it up, she licks it lovingly and carries it around with her. Sleeps with it. It's disgusting. 

My dog used to do the same thing. Just the dirty ones. She also pulled dirty pads and tampons out of the trash and chewed them up in the middle of the living room floor, often just before company was coming over. Charming creature.

Once she came downstairs with a thong she found under my then-16 year old sister's bed. My mom was convinced thongs were indicative of being a giant whore so she sent away for pamphlets for convents to send her away to. Another charming creature.

Ugh mine's eaten tampons before. Don't judge me for not emptying my bathroom garbage all week but once she ate almost an entire period's worth of tampons. My SIL is a vet tech and she told me to give her peroxide or something to make her vomit. It was one of the grossest nights of my life. 

Also I'm lolling at the thong. 

YESSS to the tampons. I thought only my dogs were this gross.

I seriously found them playing tug of war with my underwear before.

theartistformerlyknownas

Sugargirl1019 said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

 I've been looking at those Jamberry nails this morning.. Have you guys ever heard of them? I'm kinda sad cuz I want some so bad but we are not spending money on fun things.

My sister uses them, but they're too spendy for me plus I hate buying from "independent consultant" companies. I like these.

http://www.drugstore.com/sally-hansen-salon-effects-real-nail-polish-strips-cut-it-out-220/qxp343311?catid=196092 

But Jamberry has so much cuter designs! Whine... Haha.. Oh and DH is in the doghouse now, he sensed I was moody and said "do you start next week?" I said NO IT WAS LAST WEEK

Haha true. SH does have more choices than what they have on drugstore.com; I get them at Target. Well. I've gotten one at Target, and stare at all the others before finally slapping my wrist and moving along.

And...

WHY is that always what they jump to?! Even if they're right, that's even bigger reason not to say that. Grrrr.

Sugargirl1019

I'm a leeetle moody because 1)yes I want those nails,

but also: 2) DH keeps getting phone calls about the status of our house. They called him today with the schedule for the next two weeks (we are getting cabinets, countertops and floors!!!) AND the closing date. I try not to rub this in his face but, my signature is the only one that can sign any papers because I am the only one financing the mortgage for this house. So why aren't they calling me?? I should be the one getting the phone calls!

holyguacamole79

emmaaa said:

ShesSoCold said:

lolo883 said:

ShesSoCold said:

emmaaa said:

sarahbear31 said:

Ugh, I haste it when that happens. Mr Bear and I are both too tired for anything, and I am almost in tears in pain over this damn sinus headache. And I left the door open to our laundry room, so my dogs chewed up a pair of panties and 2 pairs of pajama bottoms. The little bastards.

I'm glad my dogs aren't the only ones who chew up my underwear.

My dog doesn't chew it up, she licks it lovingly and carries it around with her. Sleeps with it. It's disgusting. 

My dog used to do the same thing. Just the dirty ones. She also pulled dirty pads and tampons out of the trash and chewed them up in the middle of the living room floor, often just before company was coming over. Charming creature.

Once she came downstairs with a thong she found under my then-16 year old sister's bed. My mom was convinced thongs were indicative of being a giant whore so she sent away for pamphlets for convents to send her away to. Another charming creature.

Ugh mine's eaten tampons before. Don't judge me for not emptying my bathroom garbage all week but once she ate almost an entire period's worth of tampons. My SIL is a vet tech and she told me to give her peroxide or something to make her vomit. It was one of the grossest nights of my life. 

Also I'm lolling at the thong. 

YESSS to the tampons. I thought only my dogs were this gross.

I seriously found them playing tug of war with my underwear before.

Once I was visiting my parents and the whole family was there. My brother's dog somehow got into my overnight bag and rsn off with a (new) tampon. My brother's step daughter was there (she was 9 at the time) and didn't know what a tampon was at that point. Well, the dog showed her.

I once came home to find my dogs got into H's boxers.  The dog got his face stuck in the front opening of the boxers and was running around with them stuck - it looked like he had a cape on!