How to write a wedding website...

melbenso

Yep. There were definitely wedding planning moments that's felt like this: http://itheedread.jezebel.com/a-bride-to-be-drafts-the-about-the-couple-page-of-her-1646315341?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

BrandNewJ

This is great! I've been writing ours over the past few days, and I gotta say, it's not easy finding a happy medium between too silly and stick-in-the-mud. I'm on the 5th draft, I think?

beethery

I JUST READ THAT!

I was trying to do a tiny website the other day. I literally just want it to have the date and lodging options. I can't imagine writing out ~~~****OUR STORY****~~~ for anyone in my family to read. I would feel the gooberest about it.

FAAART FART FAAART indeed.

hellohkb

I was literally about to just post this, haha. Its hilarious!

Cookie Pusher

Not going to lie, there were several occasions (before I gave out the URL, of course) where our website said "FUCK THIS SHIT, WE'RE ELOPING".

beethery

Cookie Pusher said:

Not going to lie, there were several occasions (before I gave out the URL, of course) where our website said "FUCK THIS SHIT, WE'RE ELOPING".

I might write that into my HTML somewhere. No one will see it, but it would make me laugh.

ohannabelle

That was frikking hilarious.

ShesSoCold

We had a some e card on the front page that said "rather than get off the pot, we've decided to shit" for a long time. I thought it was great.

Cookie Pusher

beethery said:

Cookie Pusher said:

Not going to lie, there were several occasions (before I gave out the URL, of course) where our website said "FUCK THIS SHIT, WE'RE ELOPING".

I might write that into my HTML somewhere. No one will see it, but it would make me laugh.

Doooooooooo it!! I didn't use all the pages TK had available so I did write some crazy shit on the unpublished pages for a while.

raissyrais

Yep I remeber bumping into more than one wall while writing my own a year ago...

destinationtake2

That is hilarious.

Did anyone click on this in this comments? I will admit that I didn't read it all (no way) but I enjoyed the graphics. I have never seen an "about us" page such as this... I can only imagine the number of drafts and the amount of editing.

http://jessandruss.us/

JCbride2015

Haha, that was great.

We just don't have an "our story" page on our website.  Only practical information and a few photos.  And puzzle games, because fun.

HeatherKat

Groom spent the better part of a year trying to get into Bride's pants. Bride had put him firmly in the friend zone, but got white-girl wasted on her birthday and it turns out she really liked his D. She moved in like two weeks later, and now they are living happily ever after.

I'm really considering just using that for my site. It's way better than the sappy shit I've got on there now.

WinstonsGirl

I briefly did one for our website, cos there was a page there labeled something like our story.  Then I realized that if you're reading this site and need the info there, you shouldn't be reading it, and were not invited anyway, so I deleted it.  

JennyColada

The guy she really wanted was unavailable, so he was the best Plan B that she had at her disposal and figured "why not?"

And then they fell in love.

The end.

larrygaga

Bride and Groom hooked up because of a mutual friend. Turns out, Groom loved Bride for months, and Bride decided to date Groom because it was cool to date high school boys in middle school. Groom would not let Bride copy homework, and instead Groom tutored Bride. Bride still got bad grades because Bride was dating and being tutored by the hottest boy in 9th grade. 

HeatherKatJennyColada cracked me up. 

simcal18

JCbride2015 said:

Haha, that was great.

We just don't have an "our story" page on our website.  Only practical information and a few photos.  And puzzle games, because fun.

Yep.  Us too.  Ceremony and reception date/time/location, travel logistics/directions, hotel block information, registry links.  Done.

edenisle

destinationtake2 said:

That is hilarious.

Did anyone click on this in this comments? I will admit that I didn't read it all (no way) but I enjoyed the graphics. I have never seen an "about us" page such as this... I can only imagine the number of drafts and the amount of editing.

http://jessandruss.us/

That is insane with detail!  Wow!

princessofgenovia

Bride and Groom were at a party. Groom had just nailed some guy and Bride had tried to nail some girl who at the last second decided she was straight. Still horny, and drunk, Bride found Groom and decide to fuck him. In the morning Bride left before Groom woke up. Groom spent the next week or so trying to convince Bride to just fucking go out with him already cause the sex was good and dinner is also good damn it. Bride goes on date with Groom and decides he's good enough to keep dating. Its been over 2 years and they've decided to make it forever.

Groom is very happy Bride's sex partner rediscovered her heterosexuality. Bride is still a little pissed cause she did go down on the girl who did not return the favor and that's just rude.

Maybe we'll skip the about us part.

Inkdancer

Bride and Groom were in a poetry class together. Bride threw herself shamelessly at Groom because he is incapable of picking up hints. When she sat on his lap and kissed him, he finally got the picture.

theartistformerlyknownas

edenisle said:

destinationtake2 said:

That is hilarious.

Did anyone click on this in this comments? I will admit that I didn't read it all (no way) but I enjoyed the graphics. I have never seen an "about us" page such as this... I can only imagine the number of drafts and the amount of editing.

http://jessandruss.us/

That is insane with detail!  Wow!

That is the HIMYM of wedding websites. Criminy. I can barely remember what I did 2 days ago, let alone in 1996.