Improve your personal quality

Sugargirl1019

I just read that thread @lolo883 .. Oh my god! She is just copy pasting responses to anyone's post. The last few are just awesome. Ohannabelle got a thank you, god bless you for calling her shit out. I think if you said any "bad" word, like boob, the OPs translator flagged it as a rude response, hence the you need to improve personal quality.

I am sad to say I even clicked the link to look at the dress. I fell for it!

Attire and Accessories: is this dress appropriate to wear http://forums.theknot.com/discussion/1042547/is-this-weddding-dress-approrivate-for-me-pictures/p1

And then we can chat about random crap when we're done with this thread

theartistformerlyknownas

I don't even care what the hell kind of spammy troll that was, that shit was funny!

Sugargirl1019

I wish I could see your siggy. But I'm on mobile! I didn't expect to see that when I went over there curious, so I was surprised in a very good way!

Jells2dot0

The OP reported one of the responses.I REALLY want to C&P what she said in the report, but I think I'd get stripped of my powers for that. I just figured English is not her first language.

PrincessOfHavoc

Yeah, I got to claim my inability to improve my personal quality because I'm already full of awesome. Then @ohannabelle‌ and @lolo883 got going and took it for the win.

Sugargirl1019

Did that particular response have the word boob in it? Other posts were technically much more rude

theartistformerlyknownas

Jells2dot0 said:

The OP reported one of the responses.I REALLY want to C&P what she said in the report, but I think I'd get stripped of my powers for that. I just figured English is not her first language.

Oh man, to be a fly on the mod board wall!

PrincessOfHavoc

Sugargirl1019 said:

Did that particular response have the word boob in it? Other posts were technically much more rude

Yeah, I'm awful, I said fuck in one reply. And boob more than once. Please let me be reported.....

theartistformerlyknownas

PrincessOfHavoc said:

Did that particular response have the word boob in it? Other posts were technically much more rude

Yeah, I'm awful, I said fuck in one reply. And boob more than once. Please let me be reported.....

Yeah, what you saied really maked me sick. You should leave the forum.

Sugargirl1019

lolo883 said:

PrincessOfHavoc said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

Did that particular response have the word boob in it? Other posts were technically much more rude

Yeah, I'm awful, I said fuck in one reply. And boob more than once. Please let me be reported.....

Yeah, what you saied really maked me sick. You should leave the forum.

And improve your personal quality.

PrincessOfHavoc

lolo883 said:

PrincessOfHavoc said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

Did that particular response have the word boob in it? Other posts were technically much more rude

Yeah, I'm awful, I said fuck in one reply. And boob more than once. Please let me be reported.....

Yeah, what you saied really maked me sick. You should leave the forum.

I will in a little over a week! Honeymoon time! And we're seeing Amon Amarth and Sabaton on the last show of the tour. Last time, Hannes (drummer for Sabaton) and Floor Jansen (vocalist for ReVamp and Nightwish) switched clothes. And the three bands (ReVamp, Sabaton and Iced Earth) got the pit doing YMCA.

BUT WAY MORE EXCITING - I AM GETTING MARRIED NEXT FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'll go settle down.

amelisha

Thank you for your reply. god belss you.

flantastic

LOL - I don't spend much time on A&A so I would have missed this. thank you fo your thread.

I love that "i also will" add it to her siggy... you suggest good thing, Lolo.

huskypuppy14

Thanks guys, that was a good laugh.

Viczaesar

This thread reminded me to go read the new posts on that thread.  I got an 'I love you'!  I think I deserve a gold star and another glass of wine for that.

KytchynWitche

Drat you timezones! All the good stuff happens when I'm sleeping!

larrygaga

 I read that all in a slightly angry man's Iranian accent. 

lurkergirl

larrygaga said:

 I read that all in a slightly angry man's Iranian accent. 

Ha!  I read it in an angry Vietnamese woman's accent like when the nail salon ladies get angry.  But, hey, Farsi works too!

(Disclaimer: My nail salon is owned and operated by a Vietnamese family, so I am referring to a personal experience, not making a sweeping generalization about the stereotype of Asians and nail salons.) 

raissyrais

lurkergirl said:

larrygaga said:

 I read that all in a slightly angry man's Iranian accent. 

Ha!  I read it in an angry Vietnamese woman's accent like when the nail salon ladies get angry.  But, hey, Farsi works too!

(Disclaimer: My nail salon is owned and operated by a Vietnamese family, so I am referring to a personal experience, not making a sweeping generalization about the stereotype of Asians and nail salons.) 

I totally read it in a quick, impatient Chinese accent.

raissyrais

KytchynWitche said:

Drat you timezones! All the good stuff happens when I'm sleeping!

Yep Witchy, I was sleeping too

theartistformerlyknownas

I read it in lots of accents. It's fun as an angry Russian.

beethery

what said evil speaking me

y'all done FUCKED UP hahahahaa

climbingsingle

Hahaha! That was hilarious! 

mschristie123

Hahahaha thank you so much for bringing that to our attention over here! I never go on that A&A board, but that was priceless.

southernbelle0915

I'm so bummed I missed this real time, but laughed my ass off reading everyone's comments. 

Especially when she singled out @Viczaesar and said "I love you". lol!! 

ohannabelle

The voice that I used to read this in, actually belonged to a woman I worked with. 

She worked the Mandarin translator calls, but took English speaking ones in between. And when people (as they always always do) wanted refunds on non refundable airfares, or to not pay change fees on low fares that had change fees in the rules, I'd say, I'm so sorry, but you did purchase a non refundable fare, or I'm so sorry, but the lower fare tickets do carry a change fee that you agreed to at the time of purchase. 

But M., (older Chinese woman very near retirement) would just frikking bark at people: You buy cheapy ticket, you suffer!

Ohmygod, it was terrible. And hilarious. And she just wouldn't stop. Like she thought this was an okay translation. I would just die laughing. Years after she retired, we still said it to each other, or after we'd hung up the phone with an irate caller. 

You suffer! You buy cheapy ticket, you suffer!

Heard her voice through the whole thread.

hellosweetie1015

@ohannabelle you just made me spit water out my nose. I'm really glad I'm not working on anything right now.

climbingsingle

Thank you for your reply. 

rajahmd

I had a rough morning. That thread was exactly what I needed. Day made!

theartistformerlyknownas

rajahmd said:

I had a rough morning. That thread was exactly what I needed. Day made!

God belss you.

ohannabelle

And always remember- You buy cheapy dress, you suffer!