Broke into my bloody car this weekend. i was furious, but whatever. Everything that was taken is replaceable, so that's okay.
Well then another asshat tried to break into my house, while I was in it ALONE with my cat. I heard this jiggling at the back door, go check and someone is trying to get in! My inner warrior wanted to beat him with a bat. My cowardess won and I ended up setting my alarm, grabbing my cat, calling 911 and hiding in my bathroom upstairs.