The Knot Movie

pinkcow13

Did you guys ever hear about this? I stumbled onto this a little while ago. Apparently 20th Century Fox bought rights to make a movie about TK, TN,and TB. 

https://movies.yahoo.com/news/fox-ties-down-wedding-website-knot-213943200.html

This news actually came out a year ago, so I have no idea if the green light is still on for this. I wonder what the movies will even be like? If they are still thinking of making them, that is

. Also - that Jashley girl that many on here seems remember commented on another outlet about this movie. I just thought it was really funny because I've read stories about her from you guys. Her commentary is towards the bottom.

http://deadline.com/2013/10/fox-ties-down-wedding-website-the-knot-619827/

Sugargirl1019

I hope we are all cast as stars.

chibiyui

I liked KP's cameo in the comments. 

Dear internet commenter, I raise my glass to you.

pinkcow13

Haha, KP's cameo was also hilarious.

I hope I get paid for my starring role in this movie.

jdluvr06

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

JennyColada

jdluvr06 said:

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

I imagine that it would just be a movie that somehow INVOLVES TK, not directly about TK. Maybe about someone who works for the site and hilarity ensues when she is planning her own wedding. Or maybe it's about a bride-to-be that is planning her wedding and meets lifelong friends while sorting through the heart-touching world of wedding planning. Etc.

beethery

I hope NeNe plays me.

novella1186

JennyColada said:

jdluvr06 said:

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

I imagine that it would just be a movie that somehow INVOLVES TK, not directly about TK. Maybe about someone who works for the site and hilarity ensues when she is planning her own wedding. Or maybe it's about a bride-to-be that is planning her wedding and meets lifelong friends while sorting through the heart-touching world of wedding planning. Etc.

If beeth and slothie aren't in it then it's not a TK movie and I'm not fuckin watchin it.

novella1186

JennyColada said:

jdluvr06 said:

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

I imagine that it would just be a movie that somehow INVOLVES TK, not directly about TK. Maybe about someone who works for the site and hilarity ensues when she is planning her own wedding. Or maybe it's about a bride-to-be that is planning her wedding and meets lifelong friends while sorting through the heart-touching world of wedding planning. Etc.

If beeth and slothie aren't in it then it's not a TK movie and I'm not fuckin watchin it.

Jells2dot0

It would be interesting if they did a "he's just not that into you" or "valentine's day" type thing where they have 4-5 characters all planning their weddings (and all different places, different life circumstances, different weddings) and their lives all intersected on the forums. Maybe since it's not RL, they can finally meet in person in the end.

pinkcow13

JennyColada said:

jdluvr06 said:

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

I imagine that it would just be a movie that somehow INVOLVES TK, not directly about TK. Maybe about someone who works for the site and hilarity ensues when she is planning her own wedding. Or maybe it's about a bride-to-be that is planning her wedding and meets lifelong friends while sorting through the heart-touching world of wedding planning. Etc.

And it will have the spinoffs. After the girl gets married, she and her now Husband are saving for their new home. The plot thickens when one of them is tempted by an exotic new assistant at work. In the end it all works out, and they purchase the dream home. The final movie deals with the pregnancy, and the issues that will of course plague this pregnancy.

At first I thought maybe it would be like the Social Network, but that was different because it wasn't about FB itself, but more about how FB was established. Which is a story that everyone knew and was interesting.

esstee33

I just wonder what it would be rated with all the profanity. 

And if there's no profanity, fuck this fake-ass movie. 

Sugargirl1019

Oh I just can't stand plots with the temptation of cheating. I can't with the books. Ahhhhhh!

Y'all, Scarlett like broke my heart reading it.

theartistformerlyknownas

pinkcow13 said:

JennyColada said:

jdluvr06 said:

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

I imagine that it would just be a movie that somehow INVOLVES TK, not directly about TK. Maybe about someone who works for the site and hilarity ensues when she is planning her own wedding. Or maybe it's about a bride-to-be that is planning her wedding and meets lifelong friends while sorting through the heart-touching world of wedding planning. Etc.

And it will have the spinoffs. After the girl gets married, she and her now Husband are saving for their new home. The plot thickens when one of them is tempted by an exotic new assistant at work. In the end it all works out, and they purchase the dream home. The final movie deals with the pregnancy, and the issues that will of course plague this pregnancy.

At first I thought maybe it would be like the Social Network, but that was different because it wasn't about FB itself, but more about how FB was established. Which is a story that everyone knew and was interesting.

Butt baby.

J. Law better play me.

beethery

lolo883 said:

JennyColada said:

jdluvr06 said:

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

I imagine that it would just be a movie that somehow INVOLVES TK, not directly about TK. Maybe about someone who works for the site and hilarity ensues when she is planning her own wedding. Or maybe it's about a bride-to-be that is planning her wedding and meets lifelong friends while sorting through the heart-touching world of wedding planning. Etc.

And it will have the spinoffs. After the girl gets married, she and her now Husband are saving for their new home. The plot thickens when one of them is tempted by an exotic new assistant at work. In the end it all works out, and they purchase the dream home. The final movie deals with the pregnancy, and the issues that will of course plague this pregnancy.
At first I thought maybe it would be like the Social Network, but that was different because it wasn't about FB itself, but more about how FB was established. Which is a story that everyone knew and was interesting.

Butt baby. J. Law better play me.

YES.

steph861

Jells2dot0 said:

It would be interesting if they did a "he's just not that into you" or "valentine's day" type thing where they have 4-5 characters all planning their weddings (and all different places, different life circumstances, different weddings) and their lives all intersected on the forums. Maybe since it's not RL, they can finally meet in person in the end.

I definitely think it will be an intersecting storylines type of thing.

TB would probably be a knock off of What to Expect When You're Expecting.

pinkcow13

Oh gosh, I wonder who would play me? I really have to think about that one. 

Sugargirl1019, I want to read Scarlett, now! I need a new good book to curl up to.

holyguacamole79

@steph861, I just noticed on your ticker that your wedding is this weekend - happy wedding week!!!!!!!

slothiegal

JESUS FUCK ME, THAT GIF IS TERRIFYING, BEETH.

novella1186 said:

JennyColada said:

jdluvr06 said:

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

I imagine that it would just be a movie that somehow INVOLVES TK, not directly about TK. Maybe about someone who works for the site and hilarity ensues when she is planning her own wedding. Or maybe it's about a bride-to-be that is planning her wedding and meets lifelong friends while sorting through the heart-touching world of wedding planning. Etc.

If beeth and slothie aren't in it then it's not a TK movie and I'm not fuckin watchin it.

Ahaha damn straight.  Spoiler alert: my character is just a lot of sweatpants and a lot of wine.

Here's the plot I suggest: all of our favorite speshul snowflakes/shit stirrers meet up for a battle royale of sorts, each trying to outdo the other with their best "woe is me/you don't understand/IT'S MY DAY" stories.  The climax is when Mama Anabelle gets sick of their shit and unleashes a herd of sloths from the sloth farm to drown out their whining....slowly.  Then we all get cake and margaritas, a la Addie.

steph861

holyguacamole79 said:

@steph861, I just noticed on your ticker that your wedding is this weekend - happy wedding week!!!!!!!

Thanks!

steph861

beethery said:

lolo883 said:

pinkcow13 said:

JennyColada said:

jdluvr06 said:

Hmm... I can't imagine what the movie would be about? Strange.

I imagine that it would just be a movie that somehow INVOLVES TK, not directly about TK. Maybe about someone who works for the site and hilarity ensues when she is planning her own wedding. Or maybe it's about a bride-to-be that is planning her wedding and meets lifelong friends while sorting through the heart-touching world of wedding planning. Etc.

And it will have the spinoffs. After the girl gets married, she and her now Husband are saving for their new home. The plot thickens when one of them is tempted by an exotic new assistant at work. In the end it all works out, and they purchase the dream home. The final movie deals with the pregnancy, and the issues that will of course plague this pregnancy.
At first I thought maybe it would be like the Social Network, but that was different because it wasn't about FB itself, but more about how FB was established. Which is a story that everyone knew and was interesting.

Butt baby.

J. Law better play me.

YES.

Bahaha - I was reading this from the bottom up and the way Lolo's quote boxes are formatted here makes it sound like she's calling JLaw a butt baby.

ETA It changed when I quoted. Weird.

theartistformerlyknownas

My quote boxes always get fucked up from mobile.

I'm laughing way harder at "Jesus fuck me" than is probably appropriate.

Also, can I have a trunk full of guns in this movie?

hellohkb

I hope the heartfelt meaning behind the movie is that cash bars, PPDs, and tiered weddings are no-nos.

And KP better get a cameo.

theartistformerlyknownas

Ooh I hope it has a bunch of people live-snarking from a wedding then they realize they're all at the same one.

beethery

lolo883 said:

My quote boxes always get fucked up from mobile. I'm laughing way harder at "Jesus fuck me" than is probably appropriate. Also, can I have a trunk full of guns in this movie?

You can have guns, but the shot before they show the guns in your trunk needs to be like this:

sophhabobopha

I want Snoop to play me.

pinkcow13

sophhabobopha said:

I want Snoop to play me.

That's gangsta. LOVE IT.

.

theartistformerlyknownas

beethery said:

lolo883 said:

My quote boxes always get fucked up from mobile.

I'm laughing way harder at "Jesus fuck me" than is probably appropriate.

Also, can I have a trunk full of guns in this movie?

You can have guns, but the shot before they show the guns in your trunk needs to be like this:

My trunk already looks like that.

beethery

pinkcow13 said:

sophhabobopha said:

I want Snoop to play me.

That's gangsta. LOVE IT.

.

slothiegal

sophhabobopha said:

I want Snoop to play me.

I found a clip of our scene together!

hellohkb

I have something to confess to you all.

Every time I open up TK magazine, I always have the expectation that it will be like the boards. @CMGragain‌ will have an article about invitation wording, @doeydo will have a section where she helps people identify dresses, @beethery‌ will be bringin' the snark, and @ohannabelle‌ will have the DIY section down.

I'm extremely disappointed when I remember the magazine is nothing like the boards.