My gift to you, Knotties

carrie0924

Women Having a Terrible Time at Parties <-- click that

Hilarious. A bit of NSFW language. So remind yourself to look at it when you're home.

KatieinBkln

The Toast is the absolute BEST. I love these segments!

amelisha

I LOVE THE TOAST. Mallory and Nicole are the greatest thing on the Internet.

novella1186

Lol those are so awesome. "It looks like a furry piece of shit dried on your mouth." I have to figure out how to use that one IRL. haha. Also the last one might be my favorite.