SERIOUS question - help settle a discussion

beethery · December 2014

FI apparently does not shut the door while shitting if I'm not home.

I know this, because I came home one time, went up the basement stairs, and was immediately thrown back down them by a poltergeist of stank. He had left for work already, and had a good laugh at the annoyed texts I sent him for not unloading a can of Glistening Pine (link seriously this is THE best at diffusing nightmare shitstank) and letting it fester since he was going to leave anyway.

rnsoon · December 2014

mrsgoldfish said:

AddieCake said:

I'm curious to know how and if this "settled" your discussion, OP.

rnsoon said:

rnsoon said:

Starting to feel like a freak with all you door-closers! Number 1 in front of each other all the time. Number 2 he peeks in on me sometimes, just because I squeal and am like get out, but it's just habit and he thinks it's funny. He likes me to talk to him while he's going Number 2 at home, lol. I don't know if it's intentional, but he somehow always starts up a conversation. Inevitably, he always has to go in whatever store we are in, and he usually ends up texting me while I wait the year and a half it takes, lol. We also leave the door open for the dogs. Maybe we are just freaks. Shrug.
This is me. My parents used to joke when I was younger that they knew where every bathroom was in any location we traveled because inevitably I'd have to go to the bathroom. Usually because I didn't listen and go before we left.... I was that child. But yeah, If I have to go #2 my H texts me constantly "Did you fall in?" etc etc... he finds it funny.
BF's text usually go something like "pooping", as if I didn't already know, then something like "omg something died in here", and then I just end up laughing at him. Lol. That's funny you're the same way as him ETA: Also in the camp of the curious as to how and if this helped the OP, lol.

So I have now discovered that DH was right, apparently we are the weird ones, keeping the door open all the time. This really has been informative - I guess it's just that I thought everyone did like we did....now what others seemingly normal things am I doing that aren't so much?!?!?!?!

The world may never know...

SIB ugh.

My face --- O.O

I too am now wondering how weird I am. Or how weird we are as a couple, lol. I know we are weird, but this thread is making me think we are WEIRD.

We are few, but we are proud! Right? We're proud to be weirdos? Lol.

levioosa · December 2014

Rarely, and only #1. I definitely would never want him in there for the alternative, and vice versa. All I can think about with this thread is that scene from The Change-Up with Leslie Mann.