Here, you may select from various categories, including but not limited to: Cheesy, Corny, Charlie Brown, Movie vows, pirate vows, game of thrones, Romantic, Short, whatever, you get it.
So I just had to see how awful something called "Prince Charming wedding vows" might be.
This is what it said:
"When I was little, I dreamt about my prince charming and how he would sweep me off my feet and how handsome he would be, so you can only imagine the shock when I got the picture of the old sagging man’s face in my email-, I thought, “Wow, really?” and then I couldn’t help but laugh, because at least Prince Charming had a sense of humor.
Today, 3 years later, I look at you and I see my best friend-your energy and your passion inspire me in ways I never thought possible. I always knew you were the one, because you can look into my eyes and see my soul and I no longer fear being myself- I can just be me when I am with you. You are everything that’s good, pure and true. You make me a better person every day.
God has blessed me with you in so many ways that I never thought possible. Because of you, I laugh, I smile, I dare to dream again and I believe in love again.
I never imagined that I would find someone that I could love that would love me back unconditionally.
You are my soul mate. You give me purpose when I feel I have none. Without you my soul would be empty, my heart broken, my being incomplete; I thank god every day that he brought you into my life.
Today, I marry the old sagging man, my prince charming- today I marry my best friend.
I love you with all that I am and ever will be."
What? What what what? What the hell did I just read? Why wasn't this in the saggy old man category?