Dear Bride Who Registered for Clothes and Jewelry,
I do not know you, but I was in line at Anthro behind a friend of yours who was looking for info on your registry. She (and everyone within hearing distance) was pretty shocked and appalled that you used your wedding to register for jewelry and clothes.
I have to be honest, my jaw was on the floor and as I was picking it up I couldn't help but ask if the fellow customer knew you. She said she knew you quite well. She also said she was now embarrassed that she knows you.
When you register like a dumbass you embarrass not only yourself, but your friends.
-Me