Our wedding website is about to go live, and I just want to post some of the copy to make sure it's not too cheesy or if the humor hits the right notes. I religiously followed that "wedding website" thread from a few weeks ago and while we're not that bad, I just want second and third and fourth opinions. Personal details excluded, of course:
"How We Met"
Ah, April 2009 . . . [I] was at an [college] preview day with her dad, having spent the night with a [college] student the night before (the student was female and it was a program they did called "[college] Experience," get your mind out of the gutter). [FI] was with a group of his classmates from [high school]. Together they toured the campus. [My dad] and [FI] were the only two men of the group, so they competed to get to the door of each building first. The tour ended with a nice lunch of gross [college] cafeteria food (and they were serving us the "good" stuff!) where [FI] and [I] sat across from each other and discussed their English interests and [FI]'s charming smile (or, at least, [I] discussed that with herself, in her head). Like Cinderella and Prince Charming, they parted ways after the lunch without exchanging names or contact information, and plus [I] was in a huge ballgown and was missing a shoe, as you do.
Fast forward to August 2009: [I] was eating lunch with her [freshman orientation] group B (with [orientation leader name], holla!) during freshman orientation when [FI] sat down across from her. They had a moment of recognition and hours(minutes) of riveting conversation before this exchange happened:
[FI]: "Is this [orientation] group H?"
[me]: "This is [orientation] group B."
[FI]: "Oh, whoops! It was nice meeting you guys!"
And so [FI] scurried off, only to have [orientation] groups B and H (shout out to [orientation leader name] as well!) share a bus during a tour around the town of [middle of nowhere town, GA] which culminated in the [orientation] groups playing Red Rover in the town square. Sparks flew between [FI] and [me], as they tend to do during rigorous games of Red Rover between college freshmen. From that moment on, they were inseparable."
Too much text? Third person make you want to barf? I'm being a total AW? Be brutally honest, I wouldn't have posted here if I couldn't take it!
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