NWR: I cut my ankle

lurkergirl

ashley8918 said:

NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

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What is the location of the cut? We have different protocols for between the finger and top of the knuckle paper cuts.

theartistformerlyknownas

ashley8918 said:

lolo883 said:

ashley8918 said:

NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

You should have made better life choices.

You are not allowed to assume that you know the badness of my life choices. You just dont know the whole story. See, I got the paper ccut while writing a really inappropriate fuck you letter to my boss. BUT ANYWAY, WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE PAPER CUT?

Hey if you ask the best thread count sheets to hang glide out your bedroom window, I'm gonna tell you not to do it. Don't tell me how to post. You gave me the right to comment on your life choices when you said how reckless you were to cut yourself without a bandaid available. What if that had been a guest in your home?! Do you care AT ALL?!

ashley8918

lurkergirl said:

ashley8918 said:

NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

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What is the location of the cut? We have different protocols for between the finger and top of the knuckle paper cuts.

Oh, well it's on the back of my hand. Now can you help me?!

ashley8918

lolo883 said:

ashley8918 said:

lolo883 said:

ashley8918 said:

NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

You should have made better life choices.

You are not allowed to assume that you know the badness of my life choices. You just dont know the whole story. See, I got the paper ccut while writing a really inappropriate fuck you letter to my boss. BUT ANYWAY, WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE PAPER CUT?

Hey if you ask the best thread count sheets to hang glide out your bedroom window, I'm gonna tell you not to do it. Don't tell me how to post. You gave me the right to comment on your life choices when you said how reckless you were to cut yourself without a bandaid available. What if that had been a guest in your home?! Do you care AT ALL?!

UM, Thanks but no thanks knasty knotties! I wasn't asking for your rudeness about my lack of bandaid, I was asking how do deal with my cut. CANT YOU READ?

And, like, you totally don't know my guests. They would understand and just bleed out in silence because they love me. Obvisouly your guests do not love you. I feel sorry for your husband.

lurkergirl

Fucking hell ashley? No, I don't have a plan because how the fuck do you paper cut the back of your hand? Do you even know how to paper???!! You need therapy.

larrygaga

ashley8918 said:

ashley8918 said:

lolo883 said:

ashley8918 said:

NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

You should have made better life choices.

You are not allowed to assume that you know the badness of my life choices. You just dont know the whole story. See, I got the paper ccut while writing a really inappropriate fuck you letter to my boss. BUT ANYWAY, WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE PAPER CUT?

Hey if you ask the best thread count sheets to hang glide out your bedroom window, I'm gonna tell you not to do it. Don't tell me how to post. You gave me the right to comment on your life choices when you said how reckless you were to cut yourself without a bandaid available. What if that had been a guest in your home?! Do you care AT ALL?!

UM, Thanks but no thanks knasty knotties! I wasn't asking for your rudeness about my lack of bandaid, I was asking how do deal with my cut. CANT YOU READ?

And, like, you totally don't know my guests. They would understand and just bleed out in silence because they love me. Obvisouly your guests do not love you. I feel sorry for your husband.

theartistformerlyknownas

lurkergirl said:

Fucking hell ashley? No, I don't have a plan because how the fuck do you paper cut the back of your hand? Do you even know how to paper???!! You need therapy.

/dead

ashley8918

lolo883 said:

lurkergirl said:

Fucking hell ashley? No, I don't have a plan because how the fuck do you paper cut the back of your hand? Do you even know how to paper???!! You need therapy.

/dead

OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO RIGHT. I should probably force my H into counseling too, because he is not being supportive of me dealing with my paper cut problem.

Also, I clearly DO NOT know how to paper.

theartistformerlyknownas

But do you know how to Dougie?

ashley8918

lolo883 said:

But do you know how to Dougie?

As it turns out, Dan is an expert Dougie-er and teaches strangers in public every time he gets drunk. No joke. So, by extension, yes.

WinstonsGirl

ashley8918 said:

lolo883 said:

ashley8918 said:

NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

You should have made better life choices.

You are not allowed to assume that you know the badness of my life choices. You just dont know the whole story. See, I got the paper ccut while writing a really inappropriate fuck you letter to my boss. BUT ANYWAY, WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE PAPER CUT?

Scotch tape and a folded piece of kleenex??  

Cookie Pusher

Stop attacking and bullying people! You all are so mean. And what are you doing here anyway? You're all old married hags, don't you have better things to do?

Ugh, I am so out of here!

*stomp stomp stomp*

VulgarGirl

Um this thread was about me and my cut. What happened here? God can't you people stay on topic!

Also grafting tape and cloth scraps can make a bandaid. Just saying.

hellosweetie1015

lolo883 said:

lolo883 said:

ashley8918 said:

NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

You should have made better life choices.

You are not allowed to assume that you know the badness of my life choices. You just dont know the whole story. See, I got the paper ccut while writing a really inappropriate fuck you letter to my boss. BUT ANYWAY, WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE PAPER CUT?

Hey if you ask the best thread count sheets to hang glide out your bedroom window, I'm gonna tell you not to do it. Don't tell me how to post. You gave me the right to comment on your life choices when you said how reckless you were to cut yourself without a bandaid available. What if that had been a guest in your home?! Do you care AT ALL?!

No but really what's the best thread count for this? I tried those lawn bags and they were not effective, and a sheet seems like a much better plan.

novella1186

I think you guys are all just really mean for no reason. You're not even answering the question she asked. 

novella1186

Yeah, I agree with Novella. She has a really good point. See? See how two of us both think the same thing? So that means I'm right. 

ashley8918

novella1186 said:

Yeah, I agree with Novella. She has a really good point. See? See how two of us both think the same thing? So that means I'm right. 

OMFG YES. You are the winner.