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hmonkey

Dear E. Jean: I have two lovers. One I'm marrying this month. But the second (whom I've been sneaking around with for two years) promises that if I choose him, I can ask for "anything" and that he'll give me whatever I want "and more." Which should I pick? —Torn Bride

NOLABridesmaid

The one with the largest__________.

You can fill in the blank for yourselves.:)

hmonkey

imagination?

sense of wonder?

comic book collection?

dog?

NOLABridesmaid

You know she's going to go through with the wedding and keep numero dos on the side, and end up on the ID channel when her husband finds out.