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Friday Game: Would you rather?

Answer the question then come up with your own:

Would you rather:

Lick butter from a homeless person's toes
or 
Have sex with a wild gorilla
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Re: Friday Game: Would you rather?

  • Hummingbird125Hummingbird125 New York member
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    I don't know what this says about me, but I'll take the gorilla.

    Would you rather:

    Walk around naked ALL DAY (work, stores, etc.)
    or
    Find out there is a sex tape starring you posted online
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  • GoldenPenguinGoldenPenguin Upstate NY mod
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    Gag. I'll also take the gorilla. 

    And the sex tape.



    Would you rather: 

    Be extraordinarily rich, but never have sex with your SO again.

    or

    Be extraordinarily poor, and have the best sex of your life all the time.



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  • Gorilla
    Naked
    Poor and sex all the time


    Would you rather:
    Eat poison ivy or a handful of bees?
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  • labrolabro Hotlanta member
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    1.Butter
    2.Naked
    3.Sex all the time and poor
    4.Both would probably kill me since I have a horrible allergy to both - so I guess poison ivy.

    Would you rather:

    Have Cheeto fingers for the rest of your life.

    OR

    Have a popcorn kenrel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life.



  • GoldenPenguinGoldenPenguin Upstate NY mod
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    THESE ARE TERRIBLE!!

    Poor & great sex.
    Poison Ivy.
    Cheeto fingers.



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  • CLoGreenEyesCLoGreenEyes member
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    Gorilla, sex tape, best sex of my life, poison ivy, cheeto fingers.

    Would you rather not ever touch another human or another computer/smart phone again?
  • peekaboo2011peekaboo2011 Washington, DC member
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    Gorilla.
    I'd totally be naked.  I like my body now :)
    Poor and sex. 
    Poison ivy.

    Would you rather:

    Legally change your last name to Hitler or never eat chocolate again?
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  • Butter, naked (but I'd cheat and stay home), poor, poison ivy, cheeto fingers, no chocolate.

    Would you rather gain 100lbs and never be able to lose it OR have no teeth (and no dentures)?

  • Missed @CLoGreenEyes one... I'd never touch a computer/smartphone again...gladly.
  • labrolabro Hotlanta member
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    I'd rather gain 100 lbs and keep my teeth!

    This is going to sound terrible, but I'd rather change my last name to Hitler.

    I'd rather never touch another computer/smart phone again.



  • Cheeto fingers, smart phone, Hitler (I may be lonely but at least I'd have chocolate), 100lbs

    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with Chris Hemsworth dressed as Thor but never be able to touch him or spend the rest of your life with Justin Bieber?
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  • These are hilarious. This game is too intense for me- I can't make decisions like this!
     




  • AlPacinaAlPacina Portlandia member
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    BUTTER (animal sex..... no)
    Sex tape
    I'd choose being rich. I'm good at getting myself off.
    Poison ivy (I've already had a bee sting my tongue)
    Cheeto fingers
    Smart phone (I'm too handsy to give up touching people)
    I'd choose Hitler (I'd pronounce it hit-lay, like it's french or something)
    I would gladly gain 100 pounds in this scenario.
    THOR!
    Polygamous marriage..... Fuck.... Thinking about having ONE kid is scary enough.

    WOULD YOU RATHER: Always be on the verge of an orgasm that never comes, or always be on the verge of a sneeze that never comes?

  • peekaboo2011peekaboo2011 Washington, DC member
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    Cheeto fingers
    Never touch computer/smart phone
    Gain 100 lbs?
    Chris Hemsworth
    20 kids with my SO.
    I french with my man
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  • Hitler (I need chocolate. Sorrynotsorry), Hemsworth, 20 kids.
  • I'll take the gorilla (however I will also deny ever having said that)
    Naked
    rich (sorry not sorry I have kids)
    poison ivy
    cheeto fingers
    Never touch electronics
    Never eat chocolate
    gain 100 lbs
    CHRIS HEMSWORTH (If I had to deal with Justin Beiber for the rest of my life I think I might lose it)
    20-kid family with So because let's face it I'm rich because I gave up sex ( I gather this is invitro?_)
    Always be on the verge of an orgasm that never comes

    Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO’s parents?


  • labrolabro Hotlanta member
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    Chris Hemsworth!

    20 men please! I think 20 kids sounds like a nightmare, plus I'm poor.

    I'd rather get explosive diarrhea with H's parents. At least they have a private bathroom versus using the office restroom.

    Always be on the verge of a sneeze! I get angry when I'm on the verge of an orgasm and it won't happen!




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  • jenjen047jenjen047 Boston member
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    OMG this is awesome!

    1. gorilla
    2. sex tape
    3. rich (can we do other stuff besides sex?)
    4. poison ivy
    5. popcorn kernel
    6. computer/smart phone (does this mean i can get out of having a job??)
    7. hitler (id just get married ASAP and get a new last name!)
    8. no teeth
    9. chris hemsworth
    10. 20 kids with current SO (again...does this mean i can get out of having a job?
    11. sneeze
    12. poop myself when i meet SOs parents (they live overseas so i wont be seeing them too often and i know theyre a very poop-friendly family)


    would you rather: use sandpaper as toilet paper or use hot sauce as eye drops?
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  • @jenjen047 the last time I was visiting H's parents, I was busting on his dad for not having a colonoscopy (he's about a year overdue with crohns). We are a poop friendly family. Yes we are. Lol.
    I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. - Peyton
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