In honor of April Fool's Day - Another NEY Game! UPDATED WITH RESULTS

KeptInStitches

1. @eilis1228 - 1

2. @AuroraRose41 - 2

3. @allusive007 - 1

4. @cu97tiger - 2

5. @caseface5 - 3

6. @buddysmom80 - 3

7. @minskat30 - 2

8. @GoldenPenguin - 1

9. @Swazzle - 2

10. @jenjen047 - 3

11. @southernpeach89 - 3

12. @Peaseblossom55 - 3

13. @AlPacina - 2

14. @KeptInStitches - oh really think I'm answering here?

15. @speakeasy14 - 1

16. @CLoGreenEyes - 2

17. @bethsmiles - 1

18. @TwoDimes - 2

19. @Blue & White - 3

20. @lmcooper86 - 3

21. @beanbot2002 - 2

22. @hummingbird125 - 1

23. @LaBro - 3

[Deleted User]

1. @eilis1228
-2. I didn't read Harry Potter until I was 19.

2. @AuroraRose41
-2. I have piloted an airplane.

3. @allusive007
-2. I was born on my actual due date.

4. @cu97tiger
1- Joey
was my favorite New Kid on the Block

5. @caseface5
1. I could eat tomatoes all day, every day.

6. @buddysmom80
1. I had drunk sex the first summer home from
college with the dad of a kid I used to babysit for when I was in HS.

7. @minskat30
(1) I can speak four languages:
English, Danish, German and Hindi.

8. @GoldenPenguin
2. I once unknowingly dated my first cousin.
(But nothing gross happened, I promise.)

9. @Swazzle
2) I've been involved in 6 car accidents.

10. @jenjen047
2. I've never slept with a circumcised guy.

11. @southernpeach89
Me!

12. @Peaseblossom55
1. I have been nude on stage

13. @AlPacina
3. I had sex for two years before I gave my
first BJ.

14. @KeptInStitches
1.) I've been a BM in three weddings.

15. @speakeasy14
1. I have been a bridesmaid 20 times.

16. @CLoGreenEyes
2) I wore a purity ring until I was 21.

17. @bethsmiles
3) I played the clarinet from 5th grade through
high school

18. @TwoDimes
3) The second time I was on a plane, I jumped
out of it.

19. @Blue & White 2) I went more than two years without sex between my ex and
my H. 

20. @lmcooper86
2 - I have dual citizenship (Canadian and
British).

21. @beanbot2002
3) I was an extra in the closing scenes of Deep
Impact with Elijah Wood. (It was filmed right around the corner from my house.)

22. @hummingbird125
2) I was on a sports team in college.

23. @LaBro
2. I hate seafood.

bethsmiles

1. @eilis1228 - I hate sushi.

2. @AuroraRose41 - I lost my viginity when I was 20. 

3. @allusive007 - I didn't have sex until after I graduated from college.

4. @cu97tiger - Joey was my favorite New Kid on the Block

5. @caseface5 - I could eat tomatoes all day, every day.

6. @buddysmom80 - I had a birthmark removed when I was 12 because I thought it was ugly, now the scar looks even worse!

7. @minskat30 - I can speak four languages: English, Danish, German, and Hindi

8. @GoldenPenguin - I have 14 tattoos

9. @Swazzle - I've been involved in 6 car accidents

10. @jenjen047 - I dated over 50 men from the internet

11. @southernpeach89 - My favorite food is Spaghetti

12. @Peaseblossom55 - My favorite musical is Wicked

13. @AlPacina - I wanted to be an art major, but my parents wouldn't have paid for it.

14. @KeptInStitches -I didn't know I'm legally blind without my glasses until I was 18.

15. @speakeasy14 - I had two invisible friends, who were named after my mom's gynecologist

16. @CLoGreenEyes - I'm allergic to peanuts.

17. @bethsmiles 

18. @TwoDimes - The second time I was on a plane, I jumped out of it.

19. @Blue & White - I went more than two years without sex between my ex and my H

20. @lmcooper86 - I have dual citizenship (Canadian and British).

21. @beanbot2002  I've undergone 7 surgeries so far in my life.

22. @hummingbird125 - I was on a sports team in college.

23. @LaBro - I hate Seafood

buddysmom80

1. @eilis1228  I didn't read Harry Potter until I was 19.

2. @AuroraRose41  I have driven a Ferrari.

3. @allusive007I didn't have sex until after I graduated from college.

4. @cu97tiger Joey was my favorite New Kid on the Block

5. @caseface5  I lost my virginity with four other people in the room.

6. @buddysmom80 DUH NOT TELLING

7. @minskat30 Egypt proposal

8. @GoldenPenguin Firsts with same boyfriend

9. @Swazzle 6 car accidents

10. @jenjen047 dated 50 men from internet

11. @southernpeach89 wore glasses as a child

12. @Peaseblossom55 mashed potatoes

13. @AlPacina made out with Julio

14. @KeptInStitches elementary school teacher

15. @speakeasy14 sex swing

16. @CLoGreenEyes purity ring

17. @bethsmiles failed US history

18. @TwoDimes lived on 3 different continents

19. @Blue & White two years without sex

20. @lmcooper86 dual citizenship

21. @beanbot2002 extra in closing scenes of Deep Impact

22. @hummingbird125 treadmill accident

23. @LaBro seafood

 

eilis1228

1. @eilis1228 - Wouldn't you like to know? :-P

2. @AuroraRose41 - I lost my virginity when I was 20.

3. @allusive007 - I didn't have sex until after I graduated from college.

4. @cu97tiger - Joey was my favorite New Kid on the Block

5. @caseface5 - I could eat tomatoes all day, every day.

6. @buddysmom80 - I used to ride horses until I broke my leg falling off a horse when I was 8.

7. @minskat30 - I can speak four languages: English, Danish, German and Hindi.

8. @GoldenPenguin -  I once unknowingly dated my first cousin. (But nothing gross happened, I promise.)

9. @Swazzle - I've been involved in 6 car accidents. 

10. @jenjen047 - I dated over 50 men from the Internet.

11. @southernpeach89 - I wore glasses as a child.

12. @Peaseblossom55 - My favorite musical is Wicked

13. @AlPacina - I had sex for two years before I gave my first BJ.

14. @KeptInStitches -  I didn't know I'm legally blind without my glasses until I was 18.

15. @speakeasy14 -  I had two invisible friends, who were named after my mom's gynecologist. 

16. @CLoGreenEyes - I wore a purity ring until I was 21.

17. @bethsmiles - I failed my U.S. History class in high school

18. @TwoDimes -  I've lived on three different continents.

19. @Blue & White - I wake up less than 20 minutes before I leave the house for work.

20. @lmcooper86 - I have dual citizenship (Canadian and British).

21. @beanbot2002 - I've undergone 7 surgeries so far in my life.

22. @hummingbird125 - I was on a sports team in college.

23. @LaBro - I hate seafood.

labro

TwoDimes said:

If I come in 2nd again, I'm going to shit bricks. I WANT TO WIN. I WANT A PRIZE!!!!

Well since you don't have the guessing master to beat this time (aka ME!!), maybe you stand a chance.

AlPacina

1. @eilis1228 – My first kiss was at 15.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

2. @AuroraRose41 – I have driven a ferrari

3. @allusive007 – I was born on my actual due date.

4. @cu97tiger – In my college freshman picture, I am wearing a tie-dye shirt.

5. @caseface5 – I could eat tomatoes all day, every day. (I particularly think this is a lie because no one could survive this. You would eventually die from a lack of other necessary nutrients.)

6. @buddysmom80 – I used to ride horses until I broke my leg falling off a horse when I was 8.

7. @minskat30 – I was proposed to in Egypt by a man who said he would leave his 3 wives for me and give me a camel.

8. @GoldenPenguin – I have 14 tattoos.

9. @Swazzle – I was 16 years old the first time I ever got drunk.

10. @jenjen047 – I dated over 50 men from the internet.

11. @southernpeach89 – I wore glasses as a child.

12. @Peaseblossom55 – I have been nude on stage.

13. @AlPacina

14. @KeptInStitches – I’ve been a BM in three weddings.

15. @speakeasy14 – I dislocated my shoulder by falling out of a sex swing (I literally flipped a coin for this one)

16. @CLoGreenEyes – I wore a purity ring until I was 21.

17. @bethsmiles – I failed my US history class in high school.

18. @TwoDimes – I’ve lived on three different continents.

19. @Blue & White – I wake up less than 20 minutes before I leave the house for work.

20. @lmcooper86 – I have dual citizenship.

21. @beanbot2002 – I was an extra in the closing scenes of Deep Impact.

22. @hummingbird125 – I was on a sports team in college.

23. @LaBro – I hate seafood

Hummingbird125

1. @eilis1228 - My first kiss was at 15

2. @AuroraRose41 - I have piloted an airplane

3. @allusive007 - I was born on my actual due date

4. @cu97tiger - I wore an eye patch

5. @caseface5 - I lost my virginity with four other people in the room (I hope to god this is your lie!!!)

6. @buddysmom80 -  I used to ride horses until I broke my leg when I was 8

7. @minskat30 - I was a candidate for the Rhodes Scholarship

8. @GoldenPenguin - I once (unknowingly) dated my first cousin

9. @Swazzle -  I’ve been involved in 6 car accidents

10. @jenjen047 - I’ve never slept with a circumsized guy

11. @southernpeach89 - Spaghetti is my favorite food.

12. @Peaseblossom55 - I have been nude on stage.

13. @AlPacina - I had sex for two years before I gave my first BJ

14. @KeptInStitches - I didn't know I'm legally blind without my glasses until I was 18.

15. @speakeasy14 -  I dislocated my shoulder by falling out of a sex swing

16. @CLoGreenEyes - I'm allergic to peanuts.

17. @bethsmiles -  I failed my U.S. History class in high school

18. @TwoDimes - I've lived on three different continents.

19. @Blue & White -  I wake up less than 20 minutes before I leave the house for work.

20. @lmcooper86 - I have dual citizenship (Canadian and British).

21. @beanbot2002 - I was an extra in the closing scenes of Deep Impact with Elijah Wood. (It was filmed right around the corner from my house.)

22. @hummingbird125

23. @LaBro - I hate seafood.

speakeasy14

AlPacina said:

15. @speakeasy14 – I dislocated my shoulder by falling out of a sex swing (I literally flipped a coin for this one)

^^hahahaha best comment

Peaseblossom55

1. @eilis1228 2

2. @AuroraRose41 2

3. @allusive007 2

4. @cu97tiger 2

5. @caseface5 2

6. @buddysmom80 3

7. @minskat30 2

8. @GoldenPenguin 1

9. @Swazzle 3

10. @jenjen047 2

11. @southernpeach89 2

12. @Peaseblossom55

13. @AlPacina 1

14. @KeptInStitches 3

15. @speakeasy14 1

16. @CLoGreenEyes 3

17. @bethsmiles 1

18. @TwoDimes 2

19. @Blue & White 3

20. @lmcooper86 2

21. @beanbot2002 1

22. @hummingbird125 3

23. @LaBro 3

Blue & White

My guesses of the lies follow:

@southernpeach89 hates spaghetti

@labro lost her v-card on the hood of her truck?!

@peaseblossom55 has been nude on stage but doesn't like mashed potatoes

@jenjen047 has only dated oh 25 or so Internet people (most of them uncircumcised)

@swazzle wasn't a sociology major more like psychology. Or chemistry.

@goldenpenguin has 17 tattoos

@minskat30 knows more than 4 languages.

@buddysmom80 are you sure there's a horse place in jersey

@caseface5 not Steve carrell

@cu97tiger no tie dye nooooo!

@allusive007 hopefully just an F2?

@aurorarose41 definitely not 20

@eilis1228 loves sushi

@alpacina hmmm music major? Not art.

@keptinstitches it has been more than 3 weddings. You lost count.

@speakeasy14 20 times?! Psh. You also lost count

@clogreeneyes nope on the purity ring

@bethsmiles nope you didn't fail us history.

@twodimes how could you have lived on 3 continents if you went skydiving on your second plane ride?! Definitely no to the 3 continents.

CLoGreenEyes

@eilis1228 My first kiss was at 15.

@AuroraRose41 I lost my viginity when I was 20.

@allusive007 I survived an F4 tornado.

@cu97tiger Joey was my favorite New Kid on the Block.

@caseface5 I lost my virginity with four other people in the room.

@buddysmom80 I had drunk sex the first summer home from college with the dad of a kid I used to babysit for when I was in HS.

@minskat30 I can speak four languages: English, Danish, German and Hindi.

@GoldenPenguin I have 14 tattoos.

@Swazzle I was originally a Sociology major in college but switched to Business.

@jenjen047 I've dated someone twice my age.

southernpeach89 We owned four guinea pigs growing up.

Peaseblossom55 My favorite type of potatoes are mashed potatoes.

@AlPacina I wanted to be an art major, but my parents wouldn't have paid for it.

@KeptInStitches At one point, I wanted to be an elementary school music teacher.

@speakeasy14 I have been a bridesmaid 20 times.

@bethsmiles I failed my U.S. History class in high school.

@TwoDimes The second time I was on a plane, I jumped out of it.

@Blue & White My first sex was in a college dorm room.

@lmcooper86 I have dual citizenship (Canadian and British).

@beanbot2002 I've undergone 7 surgeries so far in my life.

@hummingbird125 I threw up off a roller coaster when I was a kid.

@LaBro I hate seafood.

LizzyTish88

I'd like to appoligize in advance if any of these are wrong. I look for messed up answers as being right and normal ones being wrong, so I hope I didn't offend anyone!!

1. @eilis1228- Harry Potter at 19

2. @AuroraRose41- Driven a Ferrari

3. @allusive007 - Sex after college

4. @cu97tiger- Joey is your favorite New Kid

5. @caseface5

6. @buddysmom80- Drunk Sex with Dad (not yours lol)

7. @minskat30- Egypt Man

8. @GoldenPenguin - 1st cousin

9. @Swazzle- Soc major to Business

10. @jenjen047 - Circumcised guy

11. @southernpeach89 - Favorite food is spaghetti. 

12. @Peaseblossom55 - Favorite musical is Wicked

13. @AlPacina- Art Major

14. @KeptInStitches - 3 weddings

15. @speakeasy14- Bridesmaid 20 times

16. @CLoGreenEyes - Trumpet

17. @bethsmiles- U.S. History class

18. @TwoDimes - Jumping out of Plane

19. @Blue & White - Two years withouth sex

20. @lmcooper86- Duel Citizenship

21. @beanbot2002 - 7 Surgerys

22. @hummingbird125 - Treadmill Accident 

23. @LaBro - I hate seafood

jenjen047

@eilis1228 - I
didn't read Harry Potter until I was 19

@aurorarose41 – I
lost my viginity when I was 20.

3. @allusive007 I didn't have sex until after I
graduated from college.

@cu97tiger – joey
was my favorite New Kid on the Block

5. @Caseface5 – I could eat tomatoes all day, every day.

6. @Buddysmom80 – I had a birthmark removed when I was 12
because I thought it was ugly, now the scar looks even worse!

7. @Minskat30 – I was a candidate for the Rhodes Scholarship.

8. @Goldenpenguin – I have 14 tattoos.

9. @Swazzle – I was originally a Sociology major in college but
switched to Business. 

10. @jenjen047

11.@Southernpeach89  -  My
favorite food is Spaghetti.

12. @Peaseblossom55 – My favorite type of potatoes are mashed
potatoes

13. @Alpacina – I made out with a guy named Julio in a
schoolyard.

14. @Keptinstitches – I didn't know I'm legally blind without my
glasses until I was 18.

15. @Speakeasy14 – I have been a bridesmaid 20 times.

16. @Clogreeneyes – I wore a purity ring until I was 21.

17. @Bethsmiles – I failed my U.S. History class in high school

18. @Twodimes – I went shark diving in Hawaii.

19. @Blue&amp;white – I wake up less than 20 minutes before I
leave the house for work.

20. @Lmcooper86 – I almost died when I was 2.

21. @Beanbot2002 - I've undergone 7 surgeries so far in my life.

22. @Hummingbird125 – I was on a sports team in college.

23. @Labro – I've never been to Canada.

AuroraRose41

1. @eilis1228 #3

2. 

3. @allusive007 #3

4. @cu97tiger #1

5. @caseface5 #1

6. @buddysmom80 #2

7. @minskat30 #1

8. @GoldenPenguin #1

9. @Swazzle #2

10. @jenjen047 #3

11. @southernpeach89 #3

12. @Peaseblossom55 #2

13. @AlPacina #1

14. @KeptInStitches #1

15. @speakeasy14 #2

16. @CLoGreenEyes #2

17. @bethsmiles #1

18. @TwoDimes #2

19. @Blue & White #3

20. @lmcooper86 #2

21. @beanbot2002 #2

22. @hummingbird125 #3

23. @LaBro #3

cu97tiger

1. @eilis1228 - 3

2. @AuroraRose41 - 2

3. @allusive007 - 3

4. @cu97tiger

5. @caseface5 - 1

6. @buddysmom80 - 2

7. @minskat30 - 3

8. @GoldenPenguin - 1

9. @Swazzle - 1

10. @jenjen047 - 2

11. @southernpeach89 - 3

12. @Peaseblossom55 - 2

13. @AlPacina - 2

14. @KeptInStitches - 1

15. @speakeasy14 - 2

16. @CLoGreenEyes - 2

17. @bethsmiles - 2

18. @TwoDimes - 1

19. @Blue & White - 3

20. @lmcooper86 - 3

21. @beanbot2002 - 2

22. @hummingbird125 - 2

23. @LaBro - 2

labro

@allusive007, @beanbot2002, and @lmcooper86 You all have a PM! If you haven't responded in 45 minutes, I'm going to go ahead and start compiling the results. And I really want you all to have a chance at free cookies!

lmcooper86

I'm sorry! Work made me work! The nerve!

1. @eilis1228 2

2. @AuroraRose41 1

3. @allusive007 2

4. @cu97tiger 2

5. @caseface5 2

6. @buddysmom80 1

7. @minskat30 1

8. @GoldenPenguin 2

9. @Swazzle 2

10. @jenjen047 2

11. @southernpeach89 3

12. @Peaseblossom55 2

13. @AlPacina 3

14. @KeptInStitches 3

15. @speakeasy14 2

16. @CLoGreenEyes 2

17. @bethsmiles 2

18. @TwoDimes 2

19. @Blue & White 3

20. @lmcooper86 ???

21. @beanbot2002 3

22. @hummingbird125 1

23. @LaBro 2

beanbot2002

Damn. You mixed up the names. No way I can do that on mobile in 5 minutes.

labro

@beanbot2002 Maybe I'll send you some consolation "You're getting married!" cookies in October.

labro

And the lies ARE!

1. @eilis1228 - Her first kiss was (not) at 15.

2. @AuroraRose41 - She has (not) driven a Ferrari.

3. @allusive007 - I didn't have sex until after I graduated from college. She had sex in college!

4. @cu97tiger - She wore an eye patch to correct a lazy eye when she was 4. She didn't, but her sister did!

5. @caseface5 - She could (not) eat tomatoes all day, every day. That'd probably be delicious though!

6. @buddysmom80 She used to ride horses until she broke her leg falling off a horse when she was 8. Except not.

7. @minskat30 - She does not speak four languages - Dutch, English, German and Hindi. What languages DO you speak?

8. @GoldenPenguin She once unknowingly dated her first cousin (but nothing gross happened). But she DID have a crush on him for years without knowing he was her first cousin!

9. @Swazzle She was originally (not) a Sociology major in college who switched to business.

10. @jenjen047 She actually has slept with a circumcised guy (and apparently is an online dating CHAMP!)

11. @southernpeach89 She (did not) wear glasses as a child. But her youngest sister did!

12. @Peaseblossom55 Her favorite musical is (not) Wicked.

13. @AlPacina She wanted to major in art but her parents wouldn't have paid for it. I guess they would have?

14. @KeptInStitches She has (not) been a bridesmaid in a wedding three times.

15. @speakeasy14 - She has (not!!) been a bridesmaid 20 times. That's a movie yo!

16. @CLoGreenEyes She (does not) have a deathly allergy to peanuts. And good thing too!

17. @bethsmiles She (did not) play the clarinet from 5th grade through high school.

18. @TwoDimes She (did not) go shark diving in Hawaii!

19. @Blue & White Her first sex was (not) in a college dorm room....but it was in college!

20. @lmcooper86 She is (not!) a dual British-Canadian citizen.

21. @beanbot2002 She was (not) an extra in the closing scenes of Deep Impact with Elijah Wood. But I totally believed her even when she told me it was a lie!!

22. @hummingbird125 She did (not) throw up on a roller coaster when she was a kid. Hummingbird125 - stomach of steel!

23. @LaBro I (most definitely do not!) hate seafood! I LOVE SEAFOOD!!!

AlPacina

Nah. I just never wanted to major in art. I love math too much!

labro

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

With 12 points - the first place prize goes to @GoldenPenguin!!

With 11 points each, second place goes to @Swazzle and @TwoDimes

With 10 points, @southernpeach89

With 9 points, @eilis1228, @AlPacina, @CLoGreenEyes, and @Hummingbird125

With 8 points, @speakeasy14

With 7 points or less - everyone else! Thanks everyone so much for playing!!! It was FUN!

Peaseblossom55

This was a lot of fun thanks @labro for organizing

AlPacina

@GoldenPenguin - Congrats!

@TwoDimes - Congrats on 2nd place again!

@Peaseblossom55 - As a musical nerd, I have to know what your favorite is now. Wicked wasn't a stretch by any means, so I figured it was probably true. If you had said Shrek or Spiderman: The Musical, I maybe would have questioned it.

jenjen047

yes ive done MORE than my fair share of online dating.....but it was over the course of almost 2.5 years. and after ALL THAT i met my boyfriend in a bar. FML.

ETA: Congrats to @goldenpenguin!

Peaseblossom55

@alpacinamy favorite musical is Into The Woods :-)

jenjen047

@twodimes @labro

minskat30

@labro - I speak English (obviously), German and was raised with a Danish grandmother so I understand Danish and speak it a little.  Sadly though, after years with H (who is Indian) I still don't speak Hindu.  I bought Rosetta Stone for it and everything but still haven't really learned it.  I can understand about 60-70% of Indian conversations my husband has with his mom and brother mostly because I'm really damn good at charades and most of the time they are talking about food.  

labro

TwoDimes said:

@labro, trying to steal my win away from me and give it to @goldenpenguin!!!

You know I just wanted to twist the knife in a little further after you DEMANDED to win this time.

JK Guys we actually had a TIE! Between @GoldenPenguin and @TwoDimes! You are my favorites!!