At a funeral this weekend and at the after party my FMIL calls me over and introduces me to some cousin of a cousin. Cousin imedialtey starts in on me how she gave a gift for my shower and never got a wedding invite. I was confused, there are a few people on FI's side that I don't know so I couldn't say for sure what was true.
Luckily, my nephew bean dipped for me. He started crying so I ran off to care for him and then avoided her for the rest of the night. My FMIL apologized for the whole situation.
Suddenly, I remember this lady. I specifically did NOT want her invited because she showed up her pajamas with no bra to the last family wedding with like 9 random people, got puke drunk and tried to steal centerpieces halfway through the night. Her nasty husband kept trying to put his arms around us bridemaids for hugs. I was so embarrassed until I realized who she was. Now I'm like, meh fuck you.
So I go home and check all my notes and guest list, and she never sent us anything, was not invited to any sort of wedding related event and was just trying to get an invite? Since we have met her once and it was at this other wedding, I'm pretty sure she just wants free booze and a free meal. Apparently she yelled at my mom to make sure she gets an invite as my mom was leaving the party.
This cousin got trashed at the funeral afterparty. I mean our circle is all about celebrating life after burial but there is a line and she crossed it.
Yuck.