Neville Longbottom

sarahufl

I mean, we all (and by that, I mean Harry Potter fans) know he got super hot as he got older, but this made me laugh this morning.

http://distractify.com/megan-mccormick/neville-no-bottoms/

You're welcome.

anjemon

That's really funny. I love that she's like a mom. Or a nice aunt. 

Also Neville is my favorite HP character. I love so so so much that he grew up to be a legitimate hottie.

sarawifenow

I love this!

lovegood90

That just made my DAY!

hellosweetie1015

JKR's response made me tear up. That's adorable.

Also: Matthew Lewis is pretty much the epitome of Hot British Dudes. The only one I know of better-looking than him is Benedict Cumberbatch.

(Y'all are more than welcome to prove me wrong though. )

JaniV123

@hellosweetie1015

I have always been totally gaga for Daniel Radcliffe if I ever meet him I might have a heart attack! hahaha 

Whenever random Daniel things come up on social media FI sends it over to me lol he feeds my addiction!

allispain

I saw this today too. Made me chuckle.

I too adore Neville - both the character and the actor.

emmaaa

God, I loved this!

redheadbride15

Ron Weasley didn't turn out too bad either...

(but I'm a sucker for gingers!)

allispain

Also, this:

mrsdee15

LOVE it, so funny!

levieenrose

Haha! Love it!

BTW (UO warning!): Neville should have been the one to kill the Dark Lord. I mean, come on now, that would have been awesome and no one would have seen it coming. Neville could have been "marked" in a way that no one else knew about and then -BAM- stepped it up when no one saw it coming. Then HP could have gone back to living the blessed yet ordinary life that he always wanted and Neville would have been a hero. 

That egregious plot error, the sappy ending, and Harry's unattractive teenage angst are things I feel compelled to forgive Rowling for.  

lovemesomemonster

Thank you for making my day! He wins the lifetime achievement award for dominating puberty! 

bethsmiles

@levieenrose - I always wanted Neville to be the hero in the end too! It would have been a great twist. I did love how Rowling tied everything together in the ending (I did not need that atrocious epilogue though) but I was really, really hoping Neville would be the one to kill Voldemort

levieenrose

bethsmiles said:

@levieenrose - I always wanted Neville to be the hero in the end too! It would have been a great twist. I did love how Rowling tied everything together in the ending (I did not need that atrocious epilogue though) but I was really, really hoping Neville would be the one to kill Voldemort

I know! She totally lead me on when Dumbeldore made that comment in the 6th book or whenever it was. And yeah, that epilogue with little Severus. Nice idea, but in practice: blech.

larrygaga

hellosweetie1015 said:

JKR's response made me tear up. That's adorable.

Also: Matthew Lewis is pretty much the epitome of Hot British Dudes. The only one I know of better-looking than him is Benedict Cumberbatch.

(Y'all are more than welcome to prove me wrong though. )

VulgarGirl

larrygaga said: hellosweetie1015 said:JKR's response made me tear up. That's adorable.
Also: Matthew Lewis is pretty much the epitome of Hot British Dudes. The only one I know of better-looking than him is Benedict Cumberbatch.


(Y'all are more than welcome to prove me wrong though. )


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Are you trying to say you don't think Kif Kroker is a hot piece of alien ass?

larrygaga

I'm more into LRRR RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8

ashley8918

See, I don't think that he is even remotely attractive. I don't get the pants-jizzing at all.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

ETA I also think Eggs Benedict Cucumberbitch is fug.

Chipmunk415

Matthew Lewis- hot. Benedict C.- not cutting it for me.

Paul Bettany though...Played the angel Gabriel in Legion, the title role in Priest, appeared in A Beautiful Mind and Master and Commander, and is now immortalized as Jarvis/ The Vision (not all of those sculpted muscles are cgi, just the color!!)......Damn, I need ice water!

JennyColada

Wow. He is PACKING.

levioosa

I just....did anyone else think his legs were WAY too hairy?  Like, "dude, you for sure have a hairy butt" status.  

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levioosa said:

I just....did anyone else think his legs were WAY too hairy?  Like, "dude, you for sure have a hairy butt" status.  

My fiance is harier than a lot of men so I noticed because I thought about sending him the pic and saying, "see- there are people more hairy than you." Fiance doesn't have a hairy butt though- at least not yet. He's convinced that all the hair he's losing on his head is going to march down his back as he ages.

ETF: missing word

redheadbride15

levioosa said:

I just....did anyone else think his legs were WAY too hairy?  Like, "dude, you for sure have a hairy butt" status.  

Agreed. That much hair on legs means risk for hair on butt and hair on back, and I'm just not into hairy men. My FI isn't very hairy at all and he says it's a sign of being "highly evolved" hahaha.

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emmaaa

FeeleyToBe said:

levioosa said:

I just....did anyone else think his legs were WAY too hairy?  Like, "dude, you for sure have a hairy butt" status.  

My fiance is harier than a lot of men so I noticed because I thought about sending him the pic and saying, "see- there are people more hairy than you." Fiance doesn't have a hairy butt though- at least not yet. He's convinced that all the hair he's losing on his head is going to march down his back as he ages.

ETF: missing word

DH is also a hairy guy. I didn't even notice that he was too hairy? Hah.

peachy13

Did someone say hot British guys?

SepiaTone

FeeleyToBe said:

I just....did anyone else think his legs were WAY too hairy?  Like, "dude, you for sure have a hairy butt" status.  

My fiance is harier than a lot of men so I noticed because I thought about sending him the pic and saying, "see- there are people more hairy than you." Fiance doesn't have a hairy butt though- at least not yet. He's convinced that all the hair he's losing on his head is going to march down his back as he ages. ETF: missing word

Fiance is only hairy on legs and, yes, a bit on his tuckus. But, you know, as mammals, hair is kind of expected. On the plus side, if your beau is hairy, he cannot whine if you decide to enjoy No-shave-ember, too, or hide stubble under your jeans. You just point out that yours never looks like legwarmers, and all is well.