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Blue & White

TK,

I am on mobile. You better put spaces in my post today!!

-blue

Hubs,

I'm pretty glad you didn't give me a honey do list for summer break yet. I have more motivation when my tasks come from my brain

-wife

Students,

Be safe this summer! I want all my juniors to come back a-ok next year!

-I'm still your teacher

Doctors,

These should be routine checkups. Please don't throw me for any loops! And primary doc, please do my pap so I don't need to see another doc kthx

-scared of needles

cu97tiger

Dear computer,

Y u so slow?

No love,

worker bee

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Dear self,

You are kicking butt with Crossfit. Throw in one or two runs a week and you'll be fit in no time! Also, don't forget to stretch!!!

Love,

almost 40-year old self

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Dear DH,

I wish I knew how to help you. I really wish you would decide on your own that you want to go talk to someone. I think that could really really help. But I won't force you.

All the love,

wifey

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Dear job,

Give me a raise. You offhandedly mentioned getting me closer to the midpoint of my pay grade. I'd rather not wait until mid-August to get that. Thanks.

Meh,

Underpaid superstar manager

minskat30

Dear H,

I love you, I want your babies.  Let's make it happen.  That is all.

W

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Dear Body,

So far so good, lady.  15lb down in about 8 weeks is really, really good.  Keep it up and we will be at goal weight soon.

-Motivated

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Dear Doctor,

Telling me I need to loose weight is not helping.  Seriously, BMI measures suck and I think I look pretty damn good.

-No love

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Dear Next Vacation,

Y U so far away? Tell H to book you already.

-Missing The Sun

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Dear NEYrs,

ALL the love.  I've missed you.

-Minskat

PS @Blue&White - Have a great summer off!  @cu97tiger - WAY to go with crossfit.  That shit scares me if I'm being honest.

[Deleted User]

Dear software at work,

You are extremely annoying and slow and don't do anything that I want you to!

No love,

I'm forced to work with you

Dear @labro ,

Thanks for coming with me yesterday to my CPR class. It was great! I'm glad we both know all these things now and are certified!

Love,

Your sister

Dear H,

Thank you for doing all my to-do's while I'm at work! It helps so much while you're off for the summer. Love you!

Love,

Your Wife

Dear Sparkling Deer Park Water,

I thought you would taste different. You're gross.

No love,

Disappointed

Dear @Blue ,

Yay!!!! We get to have lunch next week and MEET!!!

Love,

@southernpeach89

Dignity100

Dear Vet's office

Please have a convenient appointment time when I call.  Why does Nessie always have to get a skin infection when she decides to go swimming (well, I know WHY <<she doesn't let her tummy properly air out>> - but it's still a pain in the butt).

--Dignity

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Dear H

I hope we can find some land and get all the financing and build this dream home of ours!!

Love
W

labro

Dear @southernpeach89,

Thanks for letting me come with you to the class yesterday! I learned a lot. I'm glad that between the two of us, we should be able to save an infant from choking/heart arrest....at least as long as we don't hit its head on the table first....

Love,

The best auntie/babysitter ever!

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Dear H,

I'm SO excited for our trip!!!! I'm really glad we finally booked where we are staying....it was stressing me out. I can't wait to have our "us" vacation!

Love, wife

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Dear @lmcooper86,

Guess what? We're coming to Toronto for a night!!!

NEY meetup/I swear I'm not a creeper,

LaBro

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Dear @minskat30,

You are absolutely gorgeous and your body is perfect. Your doctor can STFUP.

Sending all the baby making vibes you to and your H!

LaBro

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Dear @cu97tiger,

You are killing it! You and @southernpeach89 are Crossfit fiends! We'll need to have a NEY Crossfit competition here soon.

Love,

Someone who wishes she is just like Tiger when she turns 40

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Dear Callie,

Why you no kick for me when I'm around? Auntie just wants to feel your strong little legs!!

I love you so much already,

Your future favorite (after mommy and daddy of course)

Peaseblossom55

Dear weather,

Seriously wtf. I was so cold last night I almost turned on the heat.  I want the warm weather back asap.

Too Cold

Dear H,

I'm hoping we can get some cleaning done this weekend and you have some motivation to begin laying grass on the old walk way for our yard.  I'd love to start laying out our closet design as well.

Love, Ambitious wife

Dear studying,

Please keep going well and getting better.  I want to pass this exam in July and just move on from studying.  I am already over it.

Love,

Me

Dear nausea,

Just go away please!!!!

Love,

Sick and tired...

minskat30

@labro - Seriously, ALL the love.  My doctor is really a bit of a biatch.  I think I'm getting a new one after her last comment.  Where are you going on vacation?!?

labro

@minskat30 I'd definitely advise that! Having a good doctor is everything.

We've been invited to a wedding in the Thousand Lakes region of NY in July so H and I tacked on a few extra days before and after the wedding to do some sight-seeing. The first night we're staying at a hotel that overlooks the Canadian side of Niagara Falls (I didn't really want to go, but since we're going to Toronto we might as well), the second day/night will be Niagara Falls and Toronto. Then it'll be Friday and the weekend so that's all wedding stuff/time with friends. And then after the wedding we're heading to the Finger Lakes (Seneca Lake) to stay in an adorable condo rental so we can drink wine, go hiking, and just enjoy ourselves (and celebrate my birthday!).

minskat30

@labro - That sounds so nice and relaxing!  I've heard great things about Finger Lakes.  I hope you guys have a wonderful time.

minskat30

@Peaseblossom55 - I know, we almost turned the heat up last night.  It was freaking freezing.  Also, sorry about the nausea.  Does anything help it go away?

jenjen047

@minskat30 - congrats on the weight loss! that's awesome!

Dear BF,

You have a cold, not the plague. You will survive, I promise.

Love,

Your GF
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Dear Work,

Will you hate me if I leave after a couple months?

Sincerely,

Unsatisfied & Unhappy
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Dear Body,

Let's rock this week so we can have an awesome weigh-in on Tuesday!

Love,

Me
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Dear Self,

Stop picking at your nails and cuticles. It's embarrassing when people ask "what happened to your fingers?".

xoxo

[Deleted User]

@labro She is just sleeping whenever you try to feel her lol. I promise I will let you know when she is kicking and moving around.

Peaseblossom55

@labro That sounds great, H &I were talking about maybe an early fall trip up that way.  Since we decided Paris would be out.   Tell us about when you get back!

KeptInStitches

Dear self,

Why did you sleep in so that you missed your meeting? Ass-kicking can and shall ensue (99.9% self-inflicted).

Self

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Dear weather,

Could you try being consistent with the forecast?

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Peaseblossom55

@minskat30 ginger sucking candies, gum, peppermint candies, but lately it hasn't helped for too long. 

minskat30

Awww @Peaseblossom55 - I'm sorry.  I know there are safe drugs your doctor can give you but I'm not sure how you feel about that.  Hugs.  

Peaseblossom55

@minskat30 I'm just trying to ride out the next few weeks.  I hope there are minskat babies soon.

eilis1228

Dear Work Computer,

Geez Louise you are slower than molasses. I am so tempted to pull an Office Space on you out in the parking lot. I'm pretty sure once I upgrade you to Office 2013 later today you're going to stop working all together. 

Sigh,

Exasperated Employee

Dear Boss,

I think it's sweet that you want to celebrate my coworker's birthday by having everyone go out to lunch, but I'm low on money and being very strict with my diet right now. Plus I've already gotten her a gift and eaten with her to celebrate her birthday without everyone else. Also, let's be real, we've never done a group lunch for my birthday. I know I'm being crabby, but I really really REALLY do not want to go out to lunch today.

Sincerely,

Annoyed, Broke Employee

Dear Uterus,

I've duly noted your preference not to change my menstruation cycle. A few years ago I could move my period around with no issues, but you've grown obstinate in your old(er) age. Please let up with this period from hell. The murder scene you created in the public restroom yesterday taught me my lesson. I'll leave you be from now on.

No love,

Crampasaurus Rex

Dear Bubble Bath,

Sorry I had to reschedule our date last night. I will definitely see you tonight!

Love,

Exhausted Me

Dear FI,

You are seriously the most wonderful man alive. How did I get so lucky? Thank you so much for all that you do. I love you so much.

ALL THE LOVE,

Your FI

Dear October,

Is there a magical fast forward button I can press so you can get here faster? I'm ready to be a wife now.

Anxiously yours,

Impatient Bride

Dear TK,

I'm going to be an AW now with the guestbook I put together for my shower this weekend:

Sorry if it's huge... imgur always makes my iPhone pics gargantuan. I ordered a few more markers on Amazon because the 4 colors I got at Hobby Lobby weren't as bold as I thought they'd be. I'm really happy with how it turned out though. The matting is almost too thick for the frame, but FI was able to close the back after a bit of finagling. One less thing to worry about for this weekend!

cu97tiger

@minskat30 - Nice job on getting healthier. You know your body better than any doctor, so just keep doing what you're doing! Also, good luck with the TTC thing. Let me know if there are any questions I can help answer!

@jenjen047 - Ugh, if I could stop picking at my nails and cuticles, I'd be THRILLED. I do it when I'm not even paying attention, and next thing I know, I've bitten a nail down to an embarrassingly short length.

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Dear quartz countertops,

I love you and can't stop staring at you. That's not creepy, right? Marry me?

Love,

Creepster

Blue & White

@Peaseblossom55 I know zofran has a bad rap but it is amazing. So is phernegan. No idea how safe they are for pregnancy though

-girl who has too much nausea experience

Dear weird patients at the doctors,

Don't talk to me. I'm not your mom. Or your friend. And I don't want to know about that mole. Nope nope nope.

-trying to mind my own business

@southernpeach89 yessssss!!

@minskat30 "you should lose weight" "no shit I've lost 15 lbs in 8 weeks shove it"

Blue & White

@eilis1228 love the guest book!!! Also I read your letter to FI as "you are the luckiest man in the world" haha and while we all like to think that about our SOs I was laughing I'm sure he is very lucky though!!

eilis1228

@minskat30 Based on the picture you posted a week or two ago in that gorgeous sari, you look perfect and beautiful. Your doctor needs to STFU.

@southernpeach89 Callie the Cantaloupe!

@cu97tiger I swear you are a fitness goddess.

@Blue&amp;White so jealous of your summer break!

AlPacina

Dear house,

I can't wait to be in you again! It's been over a week of just looking at the listing pictures and I can't wait to come take some of my own! Please have a wonderful inspection!

- Your new Queen of the Castle

Dear BF,

Holy shit balls! You woke up after ONE alarm today?!? And I actually got to continue sleeping because of it?!?!? It's a shame I'm so insanely grateful about something so small, but thank you thank you thank you!

- Please keep doing it okay?

Dear @eilis1228,

I now imagine you as a small angry Indian man...

eilis1228

@AlPacina ACCURATE! Also, your new house is perfect, and I really hope the inspection and appraisal and everything else go really smoothly so you can move in quickly.

Peaseblossom55

@eilis1228 I love the guestbook!!!!

@Blue I have a doctor's appointment on Monday so we will see what my doctor says and recommends.  It is this time of the year that I always regret that I didn't pursue teaching.  I'd love to have the summer off. 

GoldenPenguin

Dear H, 

YOU'RE MY HUSBAND! I love you SO much, and I feel like the luckiest woman alive to have you by my side every day. Even if you DO steal the covers.

ALLLLLL the loves,

Your WIFE

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Dear Cervix,

Please be healthy. 

Love,

Your owner.

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Dear photographer,

My patience pants are wearing thin. That tease you gave me yesterday is NOT ENOUGH!!! 

Hurry please!

Your favorite bride

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Dear NEY,

THIS is the tease from yesterday. Can you EVEN??

Love,

GP

KeptInStitches

@goldenpenguin, gorgeous! Congrats, OMH!

GoldenPenguin

Oh, and PS that picture was taken in a puddle on the side of the curb. We were walking across the street and our photographer was like "stop right there, I want to try something. I don't know if it's going to work, but we're going to try." And THAT was the result. I can't even handle how good the rest of them are going to be. 

Peaseblossom55

@GoldenPenguin I love that photo!!!!!!!

eilis1228

Oh! Forgot a letter!

Dear Step-Dad,

THANK YOU SO MUCH for the check you said you're giving us this weekend to help with wedding costs. Based on the amount my mom said she thinks you're giving us, we'll be able to pay off the wedding plus keep a $3k cushion for tips/unexpected expenses, and the rest can go into our joint savings and bring us that much closer to our savings goal. In fact, we should be able to reach that savings goal by the end of the month because of your generosity. Words can't describe how grateful we are. Now we can focus on tackling my mountain of student loans...

Sincerely,

Flabbergasted Daughter