Thursday... Questions.

knockonwood5127

This whole thread is ridiculous haha

1) Do you like guacamole? YAAS

2) Who is your girl-crush? Emma Watson? Maybe?

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Unfortunately, yes

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? Don't think so?

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? yes

b) For a massage? yes

c) For a pedicure? yes

d) For a bikini wax? never had one

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? I guess?

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? not really

8) Where were you the first time you had sex? guest room where I was house sitting

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? in the car on the side of the road in the middle of the day? thinking back, probably not the best idea

10) Do you enjoy oral sex? giving more than receiving, I agree with the earlier comment about never feeling clean enough

11) Do you enjoy anal sex? no

12) Do you like James Deen? (Google at your own risk; NSFW) hahaha uh no

13) What is your reaction to queefing? pretend it didn't happen? and usually laugh about it later

14) Do you fart in front of your SO? not really, although I never fart in front of anyone!

15) How often do you poop? I guess once a day? I never really pay attention to it

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop? oh my gosh I can't even talk about poop, how bad is that?

17) Show me your poop face. 

AuroraRose41

So I have had a crazy busy week, but it's still Thursday here so I want to play! Also I am KUI right now.

1) Do you like guacamole? No. I LOVE guacamole. FI and I are planning to grow an avocado tree on our patio. ALL THE GUACAMOLE. 

2) Who is your girl-crush? Tie between Jennifer Morrison and J.Law. I seem to have a thing for Jennifers....

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Yes. More times than I care to admit. I once puked into red solo cups at a frat party. To be fair, it was after 6 weeks of dry pledging and the alcohol hazing in my sorority began once you were a sister.

4) Do your boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? Sometimes I have one perky nipple and one flat one, for no apparent reason. I also get a few weird hairs that grow on my right boob (only the right one).

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? I try to but sometimes I forget

b) For a massage? see above

c) For a pedicure? ABSOLUTELY.

d) For a bikini wax? Same for a and b. 

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? Not really. The first time I got a brazilian wax the technician only had to remove 2 hairs, and she commented on how rare that was. I have never shaved there and haven't gotten another brazilian for over a year, and I don't feel or see (using a mirror) any hair there. FI also just confirmed that I do not have a hairy asshole.

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? I try to but it normally hurts my neck to look up like that. Hopefully this new chiropractor will help with that . 

8) Where were you the first time you had sex? In FI's shitty apartment above a popular bar in our college town. Yes....I lost my virginity to him. To quote Regina George: 

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? I once 69'ed with a boyfriend in high school in his jeep on a secluded road next to a canyon. Other than that, FI and I did it in my parents' living room (they weren't home), at night, with all of the lights on. I am pretty sure the neighbors saw it. 

10) Do you enjoy oral sex? Yes. I enjoy receiving more than giving, but I still give it. 

11) Do you enjoy anal sex? I have never actually had anal sex, but FI and I have used dildos (this is why FI knew that I do not have a hairy asshole...). FI wants to try it, and I think I could do it eventually. I like the feeling of the dildo in me but it feels so weird pushing it out. 

12) Do you like James Deen? (Google at your own risk; NSFW) I don't watch porn, so not any more than any other porn star. 

13) What is your reaction to queefing? I had to ask FI because I didn't remember if I actually have ever queefed. He reminded me that I have, but only once. We were in the middle of sex, stopped for a moment, we started again and I queefed. We both died laughing. 

14) Do you fart in front of your SO? Not intentionally. 

15) How often do you poop? Once every 1-2 days. 

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop? I like ones that are large but slide out quick and easy, and feel like I just lost weight. I hate large ones that make me constipated and won't come out, so then I feel like I have to go for a few more hours before it finally decides it's ready to come out. 

17) Show me your poop face.

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@aurorarose41 Spectacular poop face!!

jenjen047

@AuroraRose41 as a fellow jennifer I appreciate your love

Also just have to say I am surprised at the number of ppl who don't fart in front of SO. I would explode if I couldn't haha

labro

@AuroraRose41 Spectacular answers! Thanks for giving details and not just saying yes or no! You've made my morning!

LizzyTish88

How can some of you ladies say you only fart in front of your SO if it's silent?? What is this science that tells you it is going to be silent BEFORE you fart?!? 

AuroraRose41

labro said:

@AuroraRose41 Spectacular answers! Thanks for giving details and not just saying yes or no! You've made my morning!

Hahaha this is what happens when I have had a busy week and am a few glasses into a bottle of Chardonnay! .