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My wife lacks vocal creativity

Dear Prudence,
My wife reads to our son in a dramatically overaccentuated baby voice. I use unusual voices when I read to him too, but they’re a little different than the usual ones you might hear from parents reading to their kids. I don’t know if I’m being snobby, or if I’m just judging her for a lack of creativity in the face of such a fun opportunity for invention. Maybe I want him to grow up with a more sophisticated ability to parse language. She’s a writer and I know she’s going to set a pretty high bar for the caliber of kids books he encounters based on her own discerning tastes, and I know she’ll curate other aspects of his developmental life. But I’m a podcast, audiobook, and music guy so I have a broad spectrum to my auditory palette. Should I chill the hell out or encourage her to relate these stories in a less cutesy way?

—Can the Valley Girl

Re: My wife lacks vocal creativity

  • Super white people problems, but I haz a confused. She's a writer and she doesn't do the voices in kids' books right? That...no, sorry, don't buy it. There's no way a writer can see different voices on a page and not differentiate them somehow. 

    Unless she's as shitty a writer as she is a reader. 

    What did Prudie say to this one? "I only took this letter because it's a slow advice day"? 
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    • I don’t know if I’m being snobby, or if I’m just judging her for a lack of creativity in the face of such a fun opportunity for invention.
    • Maybe I want him to grow up with a more sophisticated ability to parse language.
    • She’s a writer and I know she’s going to set a pretty high bar for the caliber of kids books he encounters based on her own discerning tastes, and I know she’ll curate other aspects of his developmental life.
    • But I’m a podcast, audiobook, and music guy so I have a broad spectrum to my auditory palette.

    Please tell me Prudie recommended a series of junkpunches for this guy, each harder than the last.

  • The 'auditory palette' sent me over the cliff.  image
  • This guy is for sure a snob, but her "dramatically over accentuated baby voice" is grounds for murder. The more I think about it, these 2 pretentious parents are MFEO.
  • i'm just happy he used "palette" correctly.

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  • I'm curious to know how old the child is, probably still a baby or toddler. And if the dad is so concerned, here's a brilliant idea: read to the kid yourself.
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  • Part of me feels like the dad wanted to sound uppity and therefore googled a bunch on synonyms for his words and went "yes this will work". 
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  • <in my high society tone of voice> I suggest an intellectual reprieve from the child being irreparably harmed by such unrefined parental blithering nonsense.. 

    Absolutely MFEO - poor kid - being read to by parents who individually care even if annoyed by eachother..

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