After all the talk about PPDs I have read on here, I thought I would share this brief little gem.
A relatively new employee of the bank I work for came to our branch for some training today. One of my coworkers was taking her around introducing her to people so she could put faces with the names she had been emailing. We'll call her Sally Smith.
When she introduced herself, she said "Hi! I'm Sally Smith! But you might know me as Sally Doe. My email address doesn't match the name in my email signature because I threw everyone off by getting married right before I started here"
Seems normal.... and then she adds... "But my real wedding is in September"
Noooo!!! No no no no no! You better believe it got pretty quiet after that last little remark!
Welcome to the bank, Pretty Princess!