Confessions, Judgements, UOs, etc.

labro · August 2015

It's been awhile y'all. Air your grievances!!!

Swazzle · August 2015

I'm judging @southernpeach89, @hummingbird125, and @GoldenPenguin for doing/eating/drinking Fall things IN AUGUST. IT IS TOO SOON. STOP IT NOW. RIGHT NOW.

labro · August 2015

Confession - I ate a chocolate chip cookie and a bun from my parent's pantry this morning when I dropped off Cinders.

Confession - I screamed "FUCK YOU PEOPLE!!" out my car window today at all the assholes blocking the intersection. I waited through nearly two lights to be able to turn. Oh, and I also flicked them all off. It was very long and very obvious and I hope each of those fuckers felt ashamed of themselves.

UO - I actually don't like Seinfeld. Apparently this is not a UO!

I Judge - @MsKittyDanger for not writing her thank you notes yet. You didn't even go on a honeymoon after your wedding so NO excuses!

II - I'll get back to this. I'm still full of angry feelings from my commute this morning.

GoldenPenguin · August 2015

I am drinking a HOT pumpkin coffee from Dunkin Donuts RIGHT NOW and I don't CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!

[Deleted User] · August 2015

@Swazzle

Swazzle · August 2015

labro said:

Confession - I ate a chocolate chip cookie and a bun from my parent's pantry this morning when I dropped off Cinders.

Confession - I screamed "FUCK YOU PEOPLE!!" out my car window today at all the assholes blocking the intersection. I waited through nearly two lights to be able to turn. Oh, and I also flicked them all off. It was very long and very obvious and I hope each of those fuckers felt ashamed of themselves.

UO - I actually don't like Seinfeld.

I Judge - @MsKittyDanger for not writing her thank you notes yet. You didn't even go on a honeymoon after your wedding so NO excuses!

II - I'll get back to this. I'm still full of angry feelings from my commute this morning.

Swazzle · August 2015

II - Like, all of @MissKittyDanger 's posts. They're just oddly specific and yet completely random at the same time. It's just bizarre and I feel like I'm reading someone's LiveJournal.

@labro - I think more people dislike Seinfeld than like it so.............

UO - I fucking LOVE Seinfeld. I've seen every episode multiple times and still crack up every. single. time. H and I are both obsessed with it and it's pretty much on in our house at least once every day.

@GoldenPenguin - You're going to be one of those freaks that has Christmas shit out in October. I just know it.

I will have more. Just wait.

labro · August 2015

@TwoDimes Lady is really offensive to me. I am a WOMAN GOD DAMNIT!

@Swazzle Really? Cause I feel like lots of people think Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious and I just don't think he's funny at all. I guess I can retract my UO but I still don't like him.

labro · August 2015

I judge @TwoDimes for waiting 12 minutes in a drive through line for sub-standard coffee. Yes, I'm a snob.

Confession - On the other hand, I totally stand by her confession. My H has to work all day Saturday and while I feel sorry for him, I'm really looking forward to having some 'me' time for a whole day.

I judge myself for being on a conference call right now and not even paying any attention to it at all.

II - People hanging out in the breakroom. I just want to go in there for my morning coffee and not talk to anyone. Go back to your desk!!!

speakeasy14 · August 2015

Confession/judgement - A guy sat next to me in class last night and he was missing his front teeth, and he smelled like nickels. All I could think was "how the hell are you in a graduate class?!"

I judge: the entry level guy from a completely different department who thinks it is completely acceptable to approach me and ask me to do things for him.

I judge: all the knottie12345678901. 99% of the time I roll my eyes at their posts.

UO: I will continue drinking my coconut coffee through December.

minskat30 · August 2015

I judge - myself. I judge myself for not calming down about certain things in life and just letting shit happen when it will happen, especially since I tell other people to do the same.

I judge (and want to injure) the motorcyclist yesterday if they actually threw a rock at Raj. If not, I judge my idiot of a dog who I love to death for thinking he can take on a motorcycle.

I judge BMI as a measure of someone's fitness. We have to take physicals at work (and none of us have physical jobs...I think its a way to try to tamper down insurance costs) and while my BMI *should* fall within the normal ranges (depending on how I do in the next few weeks eating all the things) it isn't a reflection AT ALL of my physical fitness. I can sweat buckets in spin for an hour, lift, then jog 5 miles then walk 5 miles more in a day....I'm sorry that as a result of that I have a little, I don't know, muscle. Oh and C/D boobs don't help either...thanks.

[Deleted User] · August 2015

Confession: I confess that I did not give Maddux a bath yesterday because I came home and he was super tired after playing with his puppy friends all day long and I just couldn't force him to get into his kiddy pool. It will get done this weekend! I promise lol.

Confession: I'm very knit picky and get onto DH a lot when he forgets things and they aren't even that big of a deal. Last night I felt really bad about it and I feel like a mean wife. I think I need an occasional smack in the face for it. He really does a lot for us and I'm not as thankful as I should be.

Judgement: I judge myself for decorating for Fall too early lol because I would totally side eye someone for doing this last year but I'm doing it this year because I don't want to forget about it.

UO: I really don't care that One Direction is taking a year hiatus from their tour....they will have a reunion concert in ten years when everyone is older and even more obsessed with them then they are now and then they can get drunk and go to their reunion concert. Stop your crying. Same thing happened with New Kids on the Block, BSB, and Nsync.

II: All bathrooms should have hangers for your purses or whatever...it's annoying to have to put it on the ground which probably has feces on it.

GoldenPenguin · August 2015

@LaBro - I also hate Seinfeld. I lived with two guys right after college who were obsessed, so we watched it literally every night, and they would be cracking up laughing, and I'd just be sitting there like "uhhhh." There are TWO episodes that I actually enjoy.

@Swazzle - I promise you on our Sisserhood that I will NOT have Christmas decorations out in October. I actually HATE early Christmas shit - music starting in November, countdowns, NO THANK YOU, SIR.

II - I second @Swazzle about @MsKittyDanger. 2002 called and they want their LiveJournal back. I'm also still annoyed about the IKEA incident.

II - That I can't come here & play as much as I want anymore. And when I do get here, there are 78943027589 posts, and I can't POSSIBLY tag everyone, so if I do post, I feel like a bad Knottie/friend, so I just don't say anything at all.

UO - I fucking LOVE fall and everything that it stands for. I want to wear jeans and sweaters and boots and scarves and not have to sleep with the A/C on.

lavenderfields13 · August 2015

Ugh I can never think of all my really good UO and II when these threads come up but every other day of my life I'm like " I wish I had somewhere to vent about all this stupid shit that annoys me!"

@labro I don't really like Seinfeld either. I tried to get into it for awhile because I felt like I was the only human who didn't love it but I just never got hooked.

II - when people leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot when it would have taken 25 seconds to roll it back on over to the right spot. LAZY.

I judge the FB friend I just deleted for constantly vaguebooking. You're an attention whore.

II- Girls who have kids and have bodies that look way better than mine. It makes me feel so self conscious

II- the words "hubby, hubs, kiddos"

@swazzle I completely agree with you on @mskittydanger's posts

labro · August 2015

@TwoDimes The only reason Cinders doesn't go to doggie daycare is because my dad lets me bring her to my parents house for the day instead. Oh, and my H is cheap cheap cheap! I will never judge doggie daycare!

GoldenPenguin · August 2015

lavenderfields13 said:

Ugh I can never think of all my really good UO and II when these threads come up but every other day of my life I'm like " I wish I had somewhere to vent about all this stupid shit that annoys me!"

@labro I don't really like Seinfeld either. I tried to get into it for awhile because I felt like I was the only human who didn't love it but I just never got hooked.

II - when people leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot when it would have taken 25 seconds to roll it back on over to the right spot. LAZY.

I judge the FB friend I just deleted for constantly vaguebooking. You're an attention whore.

II- Girls who have kids and have bodies that look way better than mine. It makes me feel so self conscious

II- the words "hubby, hubs, kiddos"

@swazzle I completely agree with you on @mskittydanger's posts

Along these lines - preggo, preggers, and I FUCKING RAGE on "sexytimes."

minskat30 · August 2015

@TwoDimes - Raj went to dog daycare for 4 years before we moved here. Now that we are in an area without a daycare really nearby he still gets dog walks by a walker during the workdays H isn't working remote (3 days a week). I couldn't possibly judge you if I tried.

lavenderfields13 · August 2015

southernpeach89 said:

II: All bathrooms should have hangers for your purses or whatever...it's annoying to have to put it on the ground which probably has feces on it.

YES! And restaurants should have somewhere to hang your bag at your table/stool too. I hate when I'm in a place and have to sit on a stupid bar stool and have nowhere to put my bag.

Swazzle · August 2015

@labro - I don't love Jerry Seinfeld on his own, but the show is easily one of my top 5 favorites of all time.

@speakeasy14 - I am DYING at "he smelled like nickels".

RLOLing again at #icant. I was funny that day.

speakeasy14 · August 2015

@southernpeach89 I agree about OD. I saw this article last night and think it is appropriate (click). Of course all the OD crazies are going nuts and threatening his life.

@lavenderfields13 Shopping carts all over the parking lot drive me insane, especially when they block parking spots.

labro · August 2015

Oh, here's a good confession!

I confess that every single time I see my signature pic I think "Wow, I'm SO pretty and classy and gorgeous" and sometimes I stop and stare at it for awhile. Yeah, I'm THAT narcissistic. I think I'm really really pretty.

lavenderfields13 · August 2015

I judge myself for being such a worrier- I freak out about things and then after all is said and done what I was freaking out about usually wasn't that bad.

I judge myself for Knotting when I should be working.

I judge myself for ordering another SF box when I didn't need to.

I judge people that have terrible tattoos, like really bad work. Just, why?

Swazzle · August 2015

GoldenPenguin said:

lavenderfields13 said:

Ugh I can never think of all my really good UO and II when these threads come up but every other day of my life I'm like " I wish I had somewhere to vent about all this stupid shit that annoys me!"

@labro I don't really like Seinfeld either. I tried to get into it for awhile because I felt like I was the only human who didn't love it but I just never got hooked.

II - when people leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot when it would have taken 25 seconds to roll it back on over to the right spot. LAZY.

I judge the FB friend I just deleted for constantly vaguebooking. You're an attention whore.

II- Girls who have kids and have bodies that look way better than mine. It makes me feel so self conscious

II- the words "hubby, hubs, kiddos"

@swazzle I completely agree with you on @mskittydanger's posts

Along these lines - preggo, preggers, and I FUCKING RAGE on "sexytimes."

I loathe "my man".

lavenderfields13 · August 2015

TwoDimes said:

GoldenPenguin said:

lavenderfields13 said:

Ugh I can never think of all my really good UO and II when these threads come up but every other day of my life I'm like " I wish I had somewhere to vent about all this stupid shit that annoys me!"

@labro I don't really like Seinfeld either. I tried to get into it for awhile because I felt like I was the only human who didn't love it but I just never got hooked.

II - when people leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot when it would have taken 25 seconds to roll it back on over to the right spot. LAZY.

I judge the FB friend I just deleted for constantly vaguebooking. You're an attention whore.

II- Girls who have kids and have bodies that look way better than mine. It makes me feel so self conscious

II- the words "hubby, hubs, kiddos"

@swazzle I completely agree with you on @mskittydanger's posts

Along these lines - preggo, preggers, and I FUCKING RAGE on "sexytimes."

When he gets home from traveling, I am totes gonna have amazeballs sexytimes with my hubby so we can make some awesomesauce kiddos.

haha totally made me gag a little

Swazzle · August 2015

labro said:

Oh, here's a good confession!

I confess that every single time I see my signature pic I think "Wow, I'm SO pretty and classy and gorgeous" and sometimes I stop and stare at it for awhile. Yeah, I'm THAT narcissistic. I think I'm really really pretty.

[Deleted User] · August 2015

GoldenPenguin said:

lavenderfields13 said:

Ugh I can never think of all my really good UO and II when these threads come up but every other day of my life I'm like " I wish I had somewhere to vent about all this stupid shit that annoys me!"

@labro I don't really like Seinfeld either. I tried to get into it for awhile because I felt like I was the only human who didn't love it but I just never got hooked.

II - when people leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot when it would have taken 25 seconds to roll it back on over to the right spot. LAZY.

I judge the FB friend I just deleted for constantly vaguebooking. You're an attention whore.

II- Girls who have kids and have bodies that look way better than mine. It makes me feel so self conscious

II- the words "hubby, hubs, kiddos"

@swazzle I completely agree with you on @mskittydanger's posts

Along these lines - preggo, preggers, and I FUCKING RAGE on "sexytimes."

UGHH THIS x infinity!

MissKittyDanger · August 2015

I judge people on the bus who can acknowledge that hair JUST MIGHT hang over the seat and to be courteous not to pull or whatever.

I also judge myself. I judge myself to allow things people say to bother me more than they should and far more than they're worth.

labro · August 2015

I officially hate the following things - fucking iKea, sexy times, panties, hubby, hubs, hubsters, preggo, preggers, lady boner, man-panion.

@Swazzle

MissKittyDanger · August 2015

lavenderfields13 said:

I judge myself for being such a worrier- I freak out about things and then after all is said and done what I was freaking out about usually wasn't that bad.

I judge myself for Knotting when I should be working.

I judge myself for ordering another SF box when I didn't need to.

I judge people that have terrible tattoos, like really bad work. Just, why?

I use to do this constantly with a former acquaintance. Some guy did her wrist tattoos and they were absolutely shit. Faded. Looked like sharpie. I kept thinking "I could do a better job with a fucking pen"

Luckily she got it covered by a real tattoo artist and it's absolutely wonderful now

[Deleted User] · August 2015

TwoDimes said:

I judge - @labro for yelling an obscenity out her car window. That is not how a southern LADY should act.

UO: I don't like pumpkin spice anything.

II: I had to wait for TWELVE minutes in the Starbucks drive up lane this morning and it made me late to work. Grrr.

Confession: H left early this morning to travel for work and will be back late tomorrow night... and I don't think I'll really miss him. I have plans with friends and I'll be busy at work, and I'm okay with a little alone time! #sorrynotsorry

Fine! Then you don't get to participate:

[Deleted User] · August 2015

TwoDimes said:

GoldenPenguin said:

lavenderfields13 said:

Ugh I can never think of all my really good UO and II when these threads come up but every other day of my life I'm like " I wish I had somewhere to vent about all this stupid shit that annoys me!"

@labro I don't really like Seinfeld either. I tried to get into it for awhile because I felt like I was the only human who didn't love it but I just never got hooked.

II - when people leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot when it would have taken 25 seconds to roll it back on over to the right spot. LAZY.

I judge the FB friend I just deleted for constantly vaguebooking. You're an attention whore.

II- Girls who have kids and have bodies that look way better than mine. It makes me feel so self conscious

II- the words "hubby, hubs, kiddos"

@swazzle I completely agree with you on @mskittydanger's posts

Along these lines - preggo, preggers, and I FUCKING RAGE on "sexytimes."

When he gets home from traveling, I am totes gonna have amazeballs sexytimes with my hubby so we can make some awesomesauce kiddos.

I think I love you.

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Confession: I confess that I did not give Maddux a bath yesterday because I came home and he was super tired after playing with his puppy friends all day long and I just couldn't force him to get into his kiddy pool. It will get done this weekend! I promise lol.

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