OLW

labro

Dear dogwood tree,

Go home, you're drunk. It's fall, not spring. Save your beautiful blooms for March and April!!

Love,

Very Confused Homeowner

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Dear work,

STAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No love,

Dead

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Dear Callie,

Auntie LaBro wants to meet you! Please come soon (today maybe?) and give your mommy an easy delivery! This waiting thing is NO FUN!

Sending ALL the labor vibes to @southernpeach89!

Your favorite auntie

[Deleted User]

Dear OK weather,

Just walked outside and it's gorgeous.  PLEASE stay that way for a couple weeks!!

Love,

Coco

Dear lunch,

I'm comin' for ya.

Love,

HUNGRY

Dear Baxter,

I love you, but I'm mad at you for stealing the chocolate bar out of my purse, eating the whole thing (wrapper and all) and then puking all over my favorite yoga mat.  You have some serious snuggling and kissing to do to make up for all that.

Love,

Mom

P.S.  I'm mad you you too, Bella, for letting it happen.

eilis1228

Dear @southernpeach89,

Just so you know, you are my fitness inspiration this week. Last night when I was struggling to find the motivation to go to the gym, I thought to myself, "If @southernpeach89 can go to Crossfit are on her friggin due date, then I can tear myself off the couch and get on the elliptical for 50 minutes." Have I mentioned how awesome and kick ass you are? Because seriously lady, you are amazing.

All the love,

Me!

Dear Callie,

Please come out and play soon! Olly olly oxen free!

Love,

One of your many NEY aunties

Dear Personal Trainer,

Holy moly, you thoroughly kicked my ass today. I think my new plan of attack is to tell you how much I love and adore burpees so you'll stop making me do them. 

Thanks,

Your Superstar Client

Dear Work,

UGH. Prepping for a 3-week vacation is dumb. I foresee lots of late nights in my future. 

*Le Sigh*

Employee Peacing Out Soon

Dear FI,

FIVE MORE WEEKS! And then you can make me stop counting calories! ;-) So ready to let myself go.

All the love,

FI

eilis1228

@TwoDimes Totally worth it! Junk food is the best! I figure I'll let myself eat whatever I want but continue to go to the gym since the holidays start right after we get back. I'll be a totally lame NYE resolutioner and go back to healthy eating in January. FI jokes that he wants me to get so fat he has to roll me around. Very weird lol.

[Deleted User]

@TwoDimes Haha Friday is my bday! That would be the best gift ever!

@eilis1228 Ugh it's so hard to work out right now....I'm doing it purely to get things moving with Callie lol. You're doing amazing and look awesome!!

beachyone15

Dear my-lunch-buddy's boss,

Stop dragging her into meetings at noon. You are ruining our lunch plans and I'm HUNGRY!!

Annoyed co-worker

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Dear crazy guy who yelled at me over the phone at work last week,

Thanks for the wine and chocolate. It was a nice gesture but you're still BSC in my eyes.

Love,
Confused, but going to get drunk anyway

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Dear H,

Thanks for letting me be a lazy bum last night while you cooked and cleaned. It was glorious. I promise to help you tonight though!

Love,
Your lazy wife

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Dear everyone who participates in the Stitch Fix thread,

You are all gorgeous and I'm jealous of all of your cute outfits! I can't hold out any longer!

Love,
Future Stitch Fix member

minskat30

Dear NEYrs,

I'm going to do my OLW in gif format because I can.  I thank you all for the opportunity to distract myself during my lunch hour.  And I love all of your faces.

-Minskat

Dear Work,

I co-sign the request of one @labro respectfully.  

-Tired

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Dear Opposing Counsel,

Finding out that the deal closing has been moved to tomorrow makes me feel like this...

WHHHHYYYYY?

No love,

Your opposing counsel.

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Dear H,

I love you but not when you wake me up...

You have tomorrow off so if you wake me again, you shall feel my wrath.

-Still your loving W

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Dear fitness routine,

23 days in and at least 23 workouts in.  

-Closer and closer to goal we get.

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Dear Wine Coming My Way Tonight,

-You are calling my name.

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@southernpeach89

Time to start dancing Callie out.

-NEYr who can't wait to meet her

Swazzle

Dear @GoldenPenguin and @csousa1, 

TWO DAYS TWO DAYS TWO DAYS! 

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Dear Callie, 

Let's go, little lady (if that's offensive, kindly replace 'lady' with 'female')! We're all dying to meet you!!!!!!! 

labro

@Swazzle,

DED at "little female"!!!! You cheered me up this afternoon!

@minskat30 WE CAN DO THIS!!!

Peaseblossom55

Dear New bed,

I can wait to sleep on you tonight! ( and all the room to move around too)

Love,

New Owner

Dear H,

I love you more and more every day.  Thank you for being so wonderful and supportive during this hard time for both of us.  I hope I am as supportive to you.  Two weeks!!!

Love,
Me

Dear test,

I better pass you next week.  Only 7 more days of studying.

Girl who is tired of studying

Dear Anneliese,

Mommy and Daddy love you so much.  We miss you and think of you every day. Even strawberries make me think of you and make me sad that you will never know how yummy they are.

Love,

Your Mommy

Dear @southernpeach89

I can't wait to meet Callie.  I'm so excited for you. 

Auntie peaseblossom ;-)

Dear work,

Please get better.  I hope some good new comes my way with all of this hard work I'm doing.

Sincerely,

Fed Up employee

RE,

I hoping we will have some good news from you in about two weeks and some things to forward to coming up.  We really want another baby.

Love,

Wants to be pregnant again so badly

 

buddysmom80

Dear NEY,

I miss hanging out with you guys on a regular basis. Stupid work getting in the way

XOXO,

Me

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@southerpeach89,

Outside baby asap, please, kthanxbai.

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@swazzle, @goldenpenguin, @csousa1 & @hummingbird125,

Thank you for being in my life. Thank you for making me laugh every freaking day. Thank you for being an ear (or ears?) to listen to and a shoulder to cry on. I love you ladies so freaking hard right now.

Love,

Me

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Dear H,

Thank you for being so supportive right now. I'm sorry I've been miserable and bitchy and hormonal. I hope you have a great night on Saturday when we celebrate your birthday. I can't wait to give you your gifts and homemade vanilla (BORING) birthday cake.

Love,

Granny

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Dear Body, Doctors, Meds,

Let's get all this right the first time. Sticking myself with needles and hormones, blood work and ultrasounds are NOT FUN when you have to wake up at 5am for these appointments. I know in the end it'll be worth it, but this stuff sucks right now. 

Thanks.

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Dear Empire,

I hope I can stay up late enough to watch you.

cu97tiger

@eilis1228 - Ha, no one loves burpees. Your personal trainer would know you're lying and probably make you do more! Also, good on @twodimes for only gaining 6 lbs back... I gained 15 lbs pretty quickly after my wedding. 

@southernpeach89 - Oh you poor thing... I mean, you get Callie, but your birthday week is never ever ever going to be about you again. At least not for the next 25 years or so.

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Dear booties,

You're so cute... and fairly comfortable. Thanks for getting me some compliments at work today!

Love,

Woman with a new sense of style

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Dear CrossFit,

Thank you for sparking my motivation again. I am so excited to see all these new muscles, and I feel so much stronger. It's been four months, and I cannot WAIT to see what I look like four months from now. You rock.

Love,

A stronger me

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Dear DH,

I'm so excited you finally have a friend coming to visit. We're going to have a great time this weekend!

Love,

Wifey

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Dear NEY,

I miss you. I'm not in here nearly as much as usual. I'm ultra productive at work, but I miss you all.

Love,

Tiger

Swazzle

@buddysmom80 - AHEM. YOU HOPE YOU CAN STAY UP LATE ENOUGH? ARE YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? YES, THE CAPS LOCK IS NECESSARY. 

buddysmom80

@swazzle OMG I FORGOT!!!!! I'M THE WORST BB FAN EVER.

Why is it so late tonight? I hate that.

Swazzle

@buddysmom80 - I knowwwwww. I have no idea why it's so late. 

labro

Dear @TwoDimes,

Instagram was REALLY excited about your first ever instagram because I got a notification about it.

Love,

Your stalker

labro

TwoDimes said:

labro said:

Dear @TwoDimes,

Instagram was REALLY excited about your first ever instagram because I got a notification about it.

Love,

Your stalker

Are you serious?! They notified you about it?! That's so embarrassing!!!

THEY DID!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be embarrassed!

[Deleted User]

@TwoDimes I made sure to "love" your instagram post immediately!!!!

Swazzle

labro said:

Dear @TwoDimes,

Instagram was REALLY excited about your first ever instagram because I got a notification about it.

Love,

Your stalker

Cosigned.

minskat30

@TwoDimes - Raj loved it.