I was texting with my sister yesterday and she says "I have to tell you what your nephews said." My nephews are 4 and 9. The 4 year old says to the 9 year old "When Chuck marries Auntie Chelle, he's gonna to be my uncle." The 9 year old replies, "And we're gonna have more cousins!" My 9 year old nephew is too smart for his own good. My sister proceeds to tell me that there are expectations for my marriage.
Now after reading this, I started laughing so hard I started crying. FI sat there looking at me like I was crazy. After I explained to him what they said he started laughing too.
ETA: Spelling (because sometimes it is beyond me)