Game of Things

AlPacina

So the Game of Things is traditionally played with everyone giving an answer secretly that matches to the category on the card, and then participants try to guess who gave which answer. I don't want to go through the hassle of keeping answers secret, so instead just answer as if you were playing the game! This is for fun, not honesty.

Another note: The categories start with "THINGS" as a plural, but your answer can be singular. You make it plural by reading off everyone's answers as a list.

THINGS... you wish you didn't know.

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked.

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked.

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did.

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about.

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control.

THINGS... grown-ups with they could still do.

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable.

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars.

THINGS... people do when no one is looking.

speakeasy14

THINGS... you wish you didn't know.

The medical issues one of my coworker's had over the weekend

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked.

Stand in front of open windows

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked.

Admire yourself

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did.

A zapper that goes off when a guy doesn't put the toilet seat down

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about.

When I will get married

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control.

Muting coworkers

THINGS... grown-ups with they could still do.

Have nap time

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable.

Confrontation

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars.

Go in a vat full of scorpions

THINGS... people do when no one is looking.

Dance naked

labro

THINGS... you wish you didn't know. All the colors of shit.

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked. Sit in an ant pile.

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked. Have sex. Walk around your house and glory in your nakedness.

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did. Unicorns. Money trees.

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about. Miss Universe.

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control. My job. My commute.

THINGS... grown-ups wish they could still do. Not pay bills. Not work. Participate in Field Day.

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable. Smelly people. Public sex.

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars. Have sex in public. 

THINGS... people do when no one is looking. Pick their nose.

jenna8984

THINGS... you wish you didn't know. That jello is make of hooves and claws and all that shit.

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked. fry bacon.

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked. shower

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did. teleporters, hello being in Hawaii in 38 seconds

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about. things that are NOT a big until everyone fucking talks about it, like the whole Starbucks red cup thing.

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control. food/oven/grill/microwave

THINGS... grown-ups with they could still do. not pay bills

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable. hugs from people I'm not close with, like H's aunts that I see every 2 years

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars. anything to hurt my H.

THINGS... people do when no one is looking. pick wedgies.

untouchablets

THINGS... you wish you didn't know.
How much student debt I'm gonna have.

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked.
Cook bacon

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked.
sex, shower, or have sex IN the shower

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did.
The house from the disney movie that cleans itself.

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about.
Donald Trump

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control.
My best friend's opinions. I'd like to turn them off sometimes.


THINGS... grown-ups with they could still do.
Have living expenses paid for my mom and dad

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable.
Dudes telling me to smile.

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars.
Work at Starbucks again.

THINGS... people do when no one is looking.
Try to smell their own breath.

wink0erin

THINGS... you wish you didn't know. The sexual escapades of one of my friends. 

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked. Cook bacon

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked. Dance around

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did. A prosthetic leg that works just like a regular leg and is waterproof, without being super heavy, making a lot of noise, or costing a much as a house.

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about. Trump

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control. My lamps

THINGS... grown-ups wish they could still do. Not work to live

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable. Strangers getting all TMI with me, touching me, or standing too close to me

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars. Harm a person or animal

THINGS... people do when no one is looking. Pick their nose. 

wink0erin

I need to add teleporters and muting coworkers to my list of things. 

cu97tiger

THINGS... you wish you didn't know.  All the things that have to go right to get pregnant.

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked.  jumping jacks

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked.  step on the scale

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did.  a live-in fashion stylist that costs less than $5/day

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about.  Donald Trump

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control.  My back door, to let the dogs out.

THINGS... grown-ups wish they could still do.  Touch their toes

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable.  Heated discussions

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars.  Cheat on my husband

THINGS... people do when no one is looking.  Pick their nose

AlPacina

FYI: I'll add more of these when I get back from lunch in a little over an hour.

THINGS... you wish you didn't know. The names of Kimye's children.

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked. Go to a child's birthday party.

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked. Put clothes on, you hussy!

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did. Pasta that's good for you. Like, kale level good for you.

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about. How healthy their life choices are.

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control. Just because of this weekend, I'm going to answer fertility/pregnancy.

THINGS... grown-ups wish they could still do. Eat a ton and not gain weight.

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable. Holding in farts.

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars. Spend two million dollars.

THINGS... people do when no one is looking. Adjust undergarments.

speakeasy14

@twodimes 


@untouchabletsTHINGS... that make you uncomfortable.
Dudes telling me to smile. ----- X10000000

cu97tiger

@speakeasy14 - I'm guessing it's an UO, but I just do not get what the big deal is about making guys put down the toilet seat. We don't put the toilet seat UP for them, so why should they put it down for us? The only exception is when you have animals (like our dogs) that will drink toilet water... then both the toilet seat and cover should be put down).

@labro - Yessssss to money trees! Also, I would 100% have sex in public for $1,000,000. i2i on picking of the noses.

@jenna8984 - fry bacon haahahahahahaha

AlPacina

speakeasy14 said: THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked.Admire yourself

@speakeasy14 - Damn straight.

labro said:

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did. Unicorns. Money trees.

@labro - GREAT CHOICES.

jenna8984

@cu97tiger I'm with you on the toilet seat thing. We always close the lid. 1. because my cat is an idiot who would fall in/drink it. 2. because of the invisible spray when it flushes (youtube that shit- it's nasty). But if for some reason H forgot I would not care or yell at him.

minskat30

THINGS... you wish you didn't know.

-My co-workers' baby birth stories...everyone is telling me them now and the tearing and the labor stories are not fun to hear.

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked.

-Operate heavy machinery?

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked.

-Sex, bathe, drink champagne ...or all three.  

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did.

-A machine to transport you to any location in the world in a few second.

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about.

-Trump...maybe if everyone stops talking about him, he'll (hopefully) go away.

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control.

-Body weight/muscle tone.

THINGS... grown-ups with they could still do.

-Have 3 months of vacation in the summer.

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable.

-Needing to go poop and someone else taking the stall right next to you.

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars.

-Hurt anyone I love.

THINGS... people do when no one is looking.

-Pick their nose....though this one guy picked his on the last plane ride I was on without any hesitation and even with my side-eye looks.  Disgusting.  

speakeasy14

@cu97tiger yup, Miss Callie likes to drink out of the toilet, so it's a constant battle to get my bf to put the seat/lid down or close the bathroom door.   Otherwise I really wouldn't care. 

labro

I mean you guys, men CAN and do sit on the seat. They don't HAVE to stand. They aren't incapable of peeing while sitting. Therefore, they should keep the lid down.

MissKittyDanger

THINGS... you wish you didn't know.
Uhm .... 

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked.
Anything that involves being any sort of part naked by the window. I have gotten cat-called from the firefighters across the street lmao

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked.
Shower, sex .... or both

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did.
Money trees. Human regeneration.

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about.
Negative things.

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control.
The day when it's going slow. Just hit that fast forward button

THINGS... grown-ups with they could still do.
more vacation time lol

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable.
people lmao

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars.
anything involving spiders .... or anything gross.

THINGS... people do when no one is looking.
fit undies or pick a wedgie. lol

minskat30

labro said:

I mean you guys, men CAN and do sit on the seat. They don't HAVE to stand. They aren't incapable of peeing while sitting. Therefore, they should keep the lid down.

H and I have never even discussed the seat thing to be honest.  I know he doesn't pee on the seat but either he just aims and keeps the seat down or puts it down once he's done.  Now I'm curious and have to ask him.  

labro

@minskat30 H sits most of the time. Basically, when he was a kid his dad told him sit or stand, but if he stood, then he was the one who was responsible for cleaning in and around the toilet because that stuff splatters! I appreciate the lack of pee around the toilet for sure.

GoldenPenguin

On the toilet seat issue - both men & women pee and poop. Three out of those four things REQUIRE sitting. The only one that doesn't require it is men peeing standing up. Therefore, the majority of toilet usage is with the seat down, meaning that seat down is the rightful position, meaning that men should put it down when they're done. /fin

THINGS... you wish you didn't know. What a "mucus plug" was. GAG.

THINGS... you shouldn't do when you are naked. 

THINGS... you SHOULD do when you are naked. Dance

THINGS... that don't exist but you wish they did. Apparition

THINGS... you wish people would stop talking about. The "war on Christmas." It's not a thing. Stop trying to make it a thing.

THINGS... you wish worked by remote control. Letting the dogs out

THINGS... grown-ups with they could still do. Mid-day naps

THINGS... that make you uncomfortable. My boobs

THINGS... you wouldn't do for a million dollars. Give away my dogs

THINGS... people do when no one is looking. Pee in the shower

AlPacina

I went home for lunch and grabbed a handful of cards. So here is ROUND TWO if anyone's still bored:

THINGS... you wish you could erase.

THINGS... you shouldn't let an amateur do.

THINGS... you wish you could buy out of vending machines.

THINGS... you would hate as a punishment.

THINGS... you shouldn't do with your mouth open.

THINGS... you shouldn't hold while riding a bike.

THINGS... you shouldn't collect.

THINGS... you shouldn't say to a flight attendant.

wink0erin

THINGS... you wish you could erase. Anyone's memory of me when I have been crazy drunk

THINGS... you shouldn't let an amateur do. Surgery

THINGS... you wish you could buy out of vending machines. Real lattes

THINGS... you would hate as a punishment. Playing justin bieber songs over and over

THINGS... you shouldn't do with your mouth open. Slip and slide down a muddy hill

THINGS... you shouldn't hold while riding a bike. A baby

THINGS... you shouldn't collect. Human hair

THINGS... you shouldn't say to a flight attendant. "Did you just fart?"

AlPacina

wink0erin said:

THINGS... you would hate as a punishment. Playing justin bieber songs over and over

@wink0erin - Hahaha! I love this. I remember an episode of some reality competition show where there were two people locked in rooms (this was just this one specific episode) and they each had to try and last a certain amount of time without leaving. One person was in a dark room with snakes in it, or something ridiculously scary. The other person was in a brightly lit room with an uncomfortable cot, and speakers continuously blared "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" and bubbles came out of holes in the wall.

That episode was ridiculously hilarious, but I felt pretty bad for the tiptoe through the tulips guy.

speakeasy14

Yes! More entertainment! I'm in a mood so this round should be interesting...

THINGS... you wish you could erase. 

Two girls one cup

THINGS... you shouldn't let an amateur do.

Photograph you naked

THINGS... you wish you could buy out of vending machines.

Shoes

THINGS... you would hate as a punishment.

Having sex withheld

THINGS... you shouldn't do with your mouth open.

Focus/be in deep thought

THINGS... you shouldn't hold while riding a bike.

Your phone

THINGS... you shouldn't collect.

Used condoms

THINGS... you shouldn't say to a flight attendant.

Would you like to join the mile high club?

labro

THINGS... you wish you could erase. Permanent ink.

THINGS... you shouldn't let an amateur do. Fly a commercial airplane.

THINGS... you wish you could buy out of vending machines. Wine.

THINGS... you would hate as a punishment. Losing my credit card.

THINGS... you shouldn't do with your mouth open. Breathe.

THINGS... you shouldn't hold while riding a bike. Very hot drinks.

THINGS... you shouldn't collect. Sexual diseases.

THINGS... you shouldn't say to a flight attendant. Hello, that man said he had a bomb in his bag.

AlPacina

THINGS... you wish you could erase. Acne.

THINGS... you shouldn't let an amateur do. Wax your genitals.

THINGS... you wish you could buy out of vending machines. Blunts.

THINGS... you would hate as a punishment. Spending time with my ex-SIL.

THINGS... you shouldn't do with your mouth open. Kiss your grandma.

THINGS... you shouldn't hold while riding a bike. The wheels.

THINGS... you shouldn't collect. A jar of hearts.

THINGS... you shouldn't say to a flight attendant. "I'll have a bomb and a coke... RUM! RUM AND COKE."

AlPacina

labro said:

THINGS... you shouldn't say to a flight attendant. Hello, that man said he had a bomb in his bag.

Unless this is true. In which case I think you should tell someone, right?!?

TwoDimes said:

THINGS... you shouldn't let an amateur do. Circumcision. 

True life, right there. I'd be asking for a list of references to call up individually, haha.

labro

AlPacina said:

labro said:

THINGS... you shouldn't say to a flight attendant. Hello, that man said he had a bomb in his bag.

Unless this is true. In which case I think you should tell someone, right?!?

TwoDimes said:

THINGS... you shouldn't let an amateur do. Circumcision. 

True life, right there. I'd be asking for a list of references to call up individually, haha.

Hmmm well maybe in private? Like I'm imagining your flight attendant asking you for a drink and then you pointing to some dude and calling him a terrorist.

untouchablets

THINGS... you wish you could erase.
Mean Girls 2

THINGS... you shouldn't let an amateur do.
A gyno exam


THINGS... you wish you could buy out of vending machines.
Margaritas

THINGS... you would hate as a punishment.
Watching the ASPCA commercial in repeat

THINGS... you shouldn't do with your mouth open.
Ride a motorcycle

THINGS... you shouldn't hold while riding a bike.
A carton of eggs


THINGS... you shouldn't collect.
Urine samples

THINGS... you shouldn't say to a flight attendant.
Can you open a window?

AlPacina

AlPacina said:

THINGS... you shouldn't collect. A jar of hearts.

I realized this sounds a little morbid. I was trying to quote the Christina Perri song:

............ But I'm super excited about what it lead me to find:

@labro - Yes, in private sounds much better. You are an incredibly decent human for not wanting to scare all the passengers. Or just yell it out like Samuel L Jackson from Snakes on a Plane and be done with it!

wink0erin