I feel like this should be a prudie letter

tawillers

I saw these microfiber slippers/dusters on amazon,



and read this review:

5.0 out of 5 starsPerfect way to clean friends or families floors without being rude!

By Dust Storm (aka Haboob) HALL OF FAMETOP 10 REVIEWER on November 7, 2014

I never used to go over to some of my family and friends houses because of how dirty the floors were. I realized it was rude to ask them if 1) I could clean their floors or 2) they could clean them before I came over, so I just stopped going over there. One day I saw these on TV and new I had to buy them!

Now, when those friends and family invite me over, I put these on and discretely clean their floors every time I am over! By my calculations, I only have about 82 more trips over there before I have dusted and cleaned every inch of their floors.

NOLABridesmaid

Hee.

glasgowtolondon

I wish s/he was my friend.

Come over anytime, bring wine.

mrsconn23

I was kind of appalled reading that, but now I'm contemplating getting some to wear around the house for my hard floors.   

tawillers

mrs.conn23 said:

I was kind of appalled reading that, but now I'm contemplating getting some to wear around the house for my hard floors.   

I did buy some (not the ones from this review) but I my eyes rolled out of my head at the review.  Maybe it's someone trying to be funny?

Heffalump

tawillers said:

I saw these microfiber slippers/dusters on amazon,



and read this review:

5.0 out of 5 starsPerfect way to clean friends or families floors without being rude!

By Dust Storm (aka Haboob) HALL OF FAMETOP 10 REVIEWER on November 7, 2014

I never used to go over to some of my family and friends houses because of how dirty the floors were. I realized it was rude to ask them if 1) I could clean their floors or 2) they could clean them before I came over, so I just stopped going over there. One day I saw these on TV and new I had to buy them!

Now, when those friends and family invite me over, I put these on and discretely clean their floors every time I am over! By my calculations, I only have about 82 more trips over there before I have dusted and cleaned every inch of their floors.

1) Discreetly. 
2) Because nothing says discreet like wearing Muppet-looking slippers. 
3) I, too, hope this is a joke review that missed the mark.

princessleia22

This reminded me of the episode of Friends where Ross dates the girl with the really dirty apartment. 

tawillers

Also, discreet my ass.  I imagine him skating around like:

mrsconn23

princessleia22 said:

This reminded me of the episode of Friends where Ross dates the girl with the really dirty apartment. 

I can, embarrassingly, relate so many things in life to something that happened on Friends.  I still watch reruns of it almost daily. 

princessleia22

mrs.conn23 said:

princessleia22 said:

This reminded me of the episode of Friends where Ross dates the girl with the really dirty apartment. 

I can, embarrassingly, relate so many things in life to something that happened on Friends.  I still watch reruns of it almost daily. 

Same here.  Friends is still my go-to show when nothing is on tv... and I've seen each episode more times than I can count. 

glasgowtolondon

princessleia22 said:

mrs.conn23 said:

princessleia22 said:

This reminded me of the episode of Friends where Ross dates the girl with the really dirty apartment. 

I can, embarrassingly, relate so many things in life to something that happened on Friends.  I still watch reruns of it almost daily. 

Same here.  Friends is still my go-to show when nothing is on tv... and I've seen each episode more times than I can count. 


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Same. Me and best friend always say there is no situation you can't relate back to friends.

However I can't think of anything right now so let me just put this here. Might be in my top ten.