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AlPacina

TwoDimes said:

I just remembered Gaston. I officially change my answer to Gaston, because he's hilarious and villainous!

My favorite line of his is:

"So I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAARGE!!!!!!"

minskat30

I'm keeping my villain answer because...hello...

minskat30

TwoDimes said:

minskat30 said:

Are you scared of any animals? What scares you about them? Do you think it's a reasonable fear?

-Only spiders and cockroaches and snakes.  I think it is an irrational fear but I can't get over it, I hate the fact that they are so creepy and crawly.  When H sees a spider in our house he actually catches it and lets it go outside and it drives me nuts because I'm always worried he's going to drop it and lose it in the house.

H has done this. I nearly divorced him.

Ha! I would have threatened the same.  Also, I thought you should know that I thought of you when typing out "lose"...I came *this* close to typing *loose* before I thought "Shit! @TwoDimes always catches me on my typos...did I spell it right?"  Sure enough, I hadn't.  

labro

@Swazzle I feel like I've heard you mention that! I think those are such sweet names!!

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@AlPacina Ugh idk lol I guess I would steal shoes from Tory Burch and clothes from Lilly Pulitizer and Vineyard Vines...everything!

labro

@PamBeesly524 That is SO EXCITING for your boss!!! I love pregnancy announcements!!!

LizzyTish88

labro said:

caseface5 said:

Are you scared of any animals? What scares you about them? Do you think it's a reasonable fear?

I can't think of any. I mean, I hate fucking bees, do they count?

I would hate fucking them too....those stingers man!!

j/k I know what you meant!

wink0erin

I swear today has been one giant brain fart. I blame St. Patrick's Day. 

minskat30

Rant over.  Thank you.

labro

@minskat30 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if they had a negative balance in their checking account and didn't want the bank to take their fees out of the check?

minskat30

More ranting over.  

AlPacina

@minskat30 - Holy fuck. That sounds so irritating! How the hell are you pregnant and STILL managing not to freak out on them? I'd probably be screaming at this point.

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My BF's brother just posted a picture of his 3 year old son on an open roof that he's doing construction on. People are freaking stupid. I can't say anything because I haven't gotten to see the boys in a year as it is, but I want to call him out as a moron.

Also, this was me on my lunchtime walk today:

Complete with dust, leaves, and garbage flying in my face.....

Swazzle

@minskat30 - Goodness your sister and BIL are inconsiderate! You're a saint for how calm you've been towards both of them. For realz. 

minskat30

The calmness is a facade @swazzle @alpacina - in my rage I just ate an entire mini bag of popcorn.  If I can't drink wine at least I can eat something.  

LizzyTish88

@minskat30


Really though, you are a saint for dealing with that!!

labro

@minskat30 You are not hormonal at all. Your sister and BIL are absolutely ridiculous and in the wrong. You are seriously a saint!

speakeasy14

@minskat30 yup, you're a saint.  Evil speakeasy says to report it as taxable income. 

wink0erin

@minskat30 Heavens, I would have gone ballistic over that. You are a saint.

HOW IS IT NOT EVEN 4PM YET??? Seriously, did someone hit a pause button? It has felt like 4pm since well before 2. I need a nap. And a snack.

MissKittyDanger

@minskat30  Wtf!! I would use hormones as a loop hole and go off on someone. {not saying you are hormonal fyi} I use the memo line all the time, and if he's in the construction trade he should be use to that. Urg .... wtf!!

minskat30

Thank you all.    

Swazzle

@wink0erin - Seriously. 

I feel like this day should have ended three days ago. 

AlPacina

wink0erin said:

@minskat30 Heavens, I would have gone ballistic over that. You are a saint.

HOW IS IT NOT EVEN 4PM YET??? Seriously, did someone hit a pause button? It has felt like 4pm since well before 2. I need a nap. And a snack.

Um...... It's 1 PM. (Kill me, please)

speakeasy14

At first I was



And now I'm

MissKittyDanger

I still got 45mins before I can leave. 4:15pm here

Swazzle

@AlPacina - What on earth do you do and how to you make it through the rest of the day when us East Coasters leave?

speakeasy14

@minskat30 all kidding aside, I really do not think you should rely on your sister or her H at all.  Definitely only for emergency situations.  I just don't see that going over well, and hate for your to be disappointed or hurt by them again. 

AlPacina

@swazzle - I walk around the office and talk to people. Haha. I ask them questions like "Who's your favorite superhero?" and "How would you act at a party if you only knew the host?"

But mostly I bug Dave every time I think of something random.

Swazzle

@AlPacina - Do you ask them about their hairy buttholes? Is that weird?

labro

@AlPacina Do you compare various suppliers and varieties of MJ with each other? Is that a thing in states where pot is legal?

speakeasy14

@AlPacina is this what you do?