I don't think we've had one of these in a while and I was in need.
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Dear coworkers and strangers,
I know I am petite and look young, but I still have worries about my body and I don't appreciate having them dismissed. No, I can't eat all the cupcakes. I would go into a coma, gain 30 lbs, and probably vomit. The "just wait until you're older!" comments referring to weight gain, aches, and pains really don't help either because I already see those issues in my own body.
Signed, Annoyed
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Dear Friend,
I love you, and I'm glad you're in a good spot and enjoying single life, but it worries me that you're discussing moving a few states away to be closer to a new guy once you finish grad school. It's totally fine to seek jobs in areas you like, but that fact you have NEVER liked that area and suddenly are planning to move there after meeting a guy 2 weeks ago worries me, especially considering your past relationships. Please put yourself first!
Love, Concerned Friend Who Cares About You
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Dear red light at the bottom of my hill,
You are soooo long. Why. WHY? There is no need for you to stay red for 4 full minutes when I am running late for work.
Signed, I'm Always Late.
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Dear coffee,
You are my one true love. I can't go a single morning without you inside me. Sometimes I need you multiple times a day. Actually, I need you right now.
Love always, wink0erin
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