F**k me

ScottishSarah

Just saw on you and your wedding, posters are advising someone to get their bridesmaids to do toilet checks to save either £300 for the professional bathroom attendants, or the £50-£80 for a local teenager that the OP is deliberating between.

thisismynickname2

What the fuck kind of venues are these that the cleanliness of one's bathrooms is even optional?

ScottishSarah

It's a marquee wedding at the family home I think and she is hiring posh loos.  

thespeshulestsnowflake

ScottishSarah said:

It's a marquee wedding at the family home I think and she is hiring posh loos.  

Excuse my Americanness, but what is a 'posh loo'? Is it a fancy porta-potty?

ScottishSarah

Yep

thespeshulestsnowflake

Posh loo sounds way better than porta potty.

thisismynickname2

thespeshulestsnowflake said:

Posh loo sounds way better than porta potty.

This made me literally LOL. 

Well I've used posh loos before and would advise the 300 quid for the professional. What if a toilet gets clogged? Someone has to know how the thing operates. 

missJeanLouise

thisismynickname said:

thespeshulestsnowflake said:

Posh loo sounds way better than porta potty.

This made me literally LOL. 

Well I've used posh loos before and would advise the 300 quid for the professional. What if a toilet gets clogged? Someone has to know how the thing operates. 

Word. There is nofuckingway I would check a bathroom. Nope nope nope, posh loos freak me out. I don't care if you offered me money, no.

kvruns

I am not monitoring any posh poo even if it is in a posh loo

thefanciestbeckler

kvruns said:

I am not monitoring any posh poo even if it is in a posh loo

This made me laugh out loud. The puns are endless.

ScottishSarah

I know we are not allowed to post links but here's a quote.
"I personally would get a bridesmaid to check on them 3 or 4 times, and keep lots of spare loo roll in there and an air freshener. But if you would like to get this girl to do it then £50 max plus food is plenty, for maybe 7-11."
and she is the second poster to recommend this.  Crazy!

CharmedPam

ScottishSarah said:

I know we are not allowed to post links but here's a quote.
"I personally would get a bridesmaid to check on them 3 or 4 times, and keep lots of spare loo roll in there and an air freshener. But if you would like to get this girl to do it then £50 max plus food is plenty, for maybe 7-11."
and she is the second poster to recommend this.  Crazy!

OMG! I'd rather cook a potluck wedding than do that!! 

SP29

Eww. I do not keep other people's toilets clean. If I wanted to clean a toilet, I'd stay home.

MairePoppy

Hell, no to asking the bridesmaids. But what about all those friends that didn't make the cut for the wedding party? She could honor them with cute titles and toilet scrubbies instead of bouquets. If she makes the titles slightly confusing, they won't know what they're in for until they're standing at the Posh Loo, brush and TP in hand. How's this? "I'd be honored if you'd serve in my Wedding Potty."

monkeysip

LOL I told  H and he said they should just not feed the guests at all and put a sign on the potty that says "no pooping!"

MobKaz

Hmmmmmm.....would I be able to put out a tip jar?  Could I offer valet flushing?  Flush fund?  Drop a deuce, tip a deuce?  This certainly gives new meaning to "ass dough". 

ScottishSarah

Defiantly have the option of a tip jar!  I would totally stick in a fiver at the start of the night if I got to drop the boys off at the pool!