I have been back at work for a few weeks now after being on maternity leave for 4+ months. I ran into someone I work with regularly, but hadn't seen since my return. She said "wow, you still have a bit of a belly...don't you?" I laughed awkwardly instead of punching her in the face and walked away.
Seriously? Who says that?!
(for the record, I had just eaten a burrito for lunch. . . . I think I look pretty darn good for someone who recently had a baby!)