I really think I could make this a daily thing with all the fuckery and asshattery I see on Facebook. Last night, in a wedding b/s/t group I'm in, a lady asked about honeymoon registries and how successful others found them to be. One person said she did one but most people gave cash, another said people don't give cash so this bride should do a dollar dance, another posted a Pinterest picture with a cutesy poem about their "Honeymoon Wish" asking people to give cash for a honeymoon instead of a gift (you know because cash isn't a gift), another set one up through Sandals (I don't take issue with this), another set one up through Carnival, another said, "You could do a choice, either gift or money donation towards the honeymoon" (best advice ever!!!), another suggested a cash registry through newwish, another said they set up a honeymoon fund at the reception and got $1000.
Then, there's me. I said honeymoon registries like honeyfund are dishonest because guests think they're buying you an experience but they're giving you cash with a fee taken out. I also added that it's against etiquette to ask for gifts or insinuate that you were expecting gifts. I was told I needed a Snickers.