Prudie Day. Also Thursday.

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short+sassy said:

The big boss just sent an e-mail to one of our vendors.

One of his sentences started with, "My procurement department indicates..."

<<whisper>> tee, hee, hee...I'm the only person who works in procurement.

I'm a whole department.  I feel so huge, lol.

When I was an intern, my boss had me interview the lead singer of a somewhat well known band for the entertainment section because they were playing our city (I was a journalist). They were c-level. Not like Maroon 5 or anything like that. Anyway, on the phone, he told the guy he was going to hand me off to his "coworker." I later asked him about it and he said he called me his coworker so I'd sound more impressive. XD